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| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 5806 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
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