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Source Engine Minecraft SMP

counter strike, engine, First Person Shooter, game design, game development, game engine, Game Mechanics, game physics, Gaming, graphics engine, half life, Minecraft, modding, programming, smp, software, source, source engine, source sdk, team fortress, Technology, Valve Corporation, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Are you looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our villagers have formed a union and demand better working conditions, so you’ll have to negotiate with them if you want to trade. And don’t even get us started on the chickens – they’ve formed a gang and will peck anyone who crosses them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of players who have built an entire city beneath the surface. You’ll have to solve riddles and complete challenges to gain access, but the rewards are worth it – trust us.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

aging, Argument, BoomerCraft, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, family gathering, generational gap, Glitter, growing old, Hypocrisy, immaturity, makeup, Maturity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relative, Server, Taylor Swift, younger

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Enchantments Applied:	163	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for some epic battles and intense debates like the one between a 24-year-old player and a 58-year-old relative who just can’t stop talking smack about Taylor Swift.

Witness the fiery exchange as they argue about glitter, maturity, and the true meaning of growing old. Who will come out on top in this clash of generations? Find out on our server where drama is always on the menu!

But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BathroomBashersMC

awkward, bathroom, BathroomBashersMC, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, compromise, consideration, Daily, discussion, family friend, Girlfriend, living situation, Masturbation, noise, personal time, privacy, roommate, roommate etiquette, shared space, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1273	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Enchantments Applied:	131
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s bathroom habits? Look no further! Join our server for a fap-tastic time filled with loud noises and awkward encounters. Our community is so close, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a room with us! Don’t miss out on the daily fap sessions – join now for a truly unique gaming experience. Who needs a fan when you have us?

BlockBreakerz

BlockBreakerz, Consistency, daily habits, goal-setting, habit change, habit formation, habit formation techniques, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, personal development, physical health, positive habits, productivity, Routine, self improvement, success habits, tangible benefits, wellness

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the simple daily habit of mining for diamonds can lead to unimaginable riches and power!

Forget about brushing your teeth or making your bed, on our server, the daily habit of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures will have you feeling like a superhero in no time.

Join us now and experience the thrill of taming a dragon, riding a unicorn, or even befriending a talking llama. Who needs boring old habits like drinking water or exercising when you can be a virtual warrior in a world full of endless possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

BinLadensCraft

al-qaeda, BinLadensCraft, CounterTerrorism, deportation, expulsion, extremist, foreign national, France, Government, immigration, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minister, Osama bin Laden, political asylum, Radical, refugee status, security threat, Son, Terrorism, threat assessment

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s crazier than Osama bin Laden’s son getting kicked outta France! Yeah, that’s right, this server is so wild, even world leaders are talkin’ about it!

Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

Hopfield & Hinton’s Neural Network Fun

2024.., artificial neural networks, associative memory, autonomous method, data patterns, data properties, discoveries, Fun, Geoffrey Hinton, Hintons, Hopfield, image reconstruction, inventions, John Hopfield, machine learning, Network, neural, Nobel laureates, Nobel Prize, PHYSICS., picture identification, popular science background, powerful machine learning, press release, scientific explanation, video announcement

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1404
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where we use the power of Nobel Prize-winning physics to create the most mind-blowing artificial neural networks!

Imagine building your own associative memory to store and reconstruct images in the game, or using autonomous methods to identify elements in pictures.

Our server is like no other, with crazy inventions and discoveries that will blow your mind. Come join us for a wild ride through the world of machine learning in Minecraft! Who knew physics could be so much fun?

Vanilla PE | Vanilla server Minecraft server

minecraft server, t.me/vanillape, Vanilla PE, vanilla server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Our tag: t.me/vanillape

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Blocky Vagina Magnet Minecraft Server

attraction, blocky, chakra balancing, divine feminine, empowerment, Energy healing, female anatomy, feminine energy, feminine power, law of attraction, long tail, magnet, magnetism, manifestation, Minecraft, sacred feminine, self love, self-care, Sensuality, Server, sexual energy, Sexuality, Vagina

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Chimeras Created:	4

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server out there – “Vagina Magnet”! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!

But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.

And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Ally Not Putin Minecraft SMP

alcoholism, Ally, Christian, colonial plunder, colonialist, criticizes, Divorce Rates, Domination, Ethnic groups, ethnic purity, Exploitation, Exploitative, fact, Family Values, Fiction, HIV rates, homogeneous, Masculinity, Minecraft, morally superior, muslims, nationalism, putin, racially superior, racist, right-wing extremist groups, russia, SAVIOR, smp, suicide rates, suppressed nationalist movements, traditional values, wealth, West, white race

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Zombie Dances:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Secret Passages Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further than our server, where we believe that Putin is the savior of the white race! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and build our own white, Christian, homogeneous utopia in the world of Minecraft.

Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!

SisNoApt4DisabledBFF

aita, allergic, Animals, apartment, background check, cold shoulder, decision, disabled friend, family party, LANDLORD, Promise, Property, renting, service dog, SisNoApt4DisabledBFF, sister

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	790
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	286	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ores Mined:	8178	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for service animals! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.

But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?