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ObviouslyAVirginButRatherCute Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchantments Applied:	77
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we prioritize finding a cute Minecraft girlfriend over anything else! Sure, being a virgin is cool and all, but have you ever had a Minecraft girlfriend who runs through fields with you and is nice to you? It’s a game-changer, trust me.

Join our server for a chance to find your perfect Minecraft match and build a virtual love story that will make all the other players jealous. Who needs a high body count when you can have a high love count in Minecraft, am I right?

So come on in and start building your love nest in our SMP. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in pixelated bliss. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds.

PantsPoopinMinecraftSMP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	800290	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of shitting your pants in a virtual world! Our server is so intense, you’ll forget to go to the bathroom in real life. From dodging creepers to accidentally falling into lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you can survive without changing your pants!

BlockbusterQuotes

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether! And if that’s not enough, we also have a pet zombie named Bob who loves to dance the Macarena. Plus, our players have been known to spontaneously break out into epic movie quote battles. So come join us and see if you can top the greatest movie quote of all time…or at least try not to get lost in our maze of llama stables!

CraftyGirlfriends

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	554
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got girl friends who will make u their girlfriend. it’s like a magical love potion but in blocky form. come build a castle with ur new bae and live happily ever after in the pixelated sunset. plus, we have a secret underground disco where u can dance the night away with ur virtual boo. so what are u waiting for? join now and find ur true love in the world of blocks and creepers.

GazaGraveyardMC Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Farms Harvested:	461
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we find bodies during gaza operations and try to identify them while building epic structures and battling creepers! it’s a wild ride of adventure and mystery, you never know what you’ll find next! join now for the ultimate thrill of a lifetime!

MineCraftBeautism

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

hey u, ya u, r u tired of playin on boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well come join our server where only the most physically attractive players are allowed! that’s right, if u think ur hot stuff, then u belong here!

we got beautism runnin wild on our server, where physical beauty is worshipped like a diamond block. if u think ur important and wanna show off ur social status, then this is the place for u. join now and be surrounded by other gorgeous players who will make u feel like the belle of the ball!

come on, don’t be shy! show off that pixelated beauty and join our server today. who knows, u might even find ur minecraft soulmate among our stunning community. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the beautism take over!

PajeetCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Pajeet takeover is in full swing! Join us as we build a world where all leaders are Pajeet, from England to Ireland and even the United States.

But that’s not all – we have crazy events like “Pajeet Power Hour” where players can only use Pajeet-themed items, and “Pajeet Olympics” where we compete in ridiculous challenges to see who is the ultimate Pajeet champion.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and Pajeet domination. Who needs normal leaders when you can have Pajeet rulers running the show? See you in the game, Pajeet pals!

Minecraft SMP – /DBS/ – /Treasure/ – Dragon Block Super

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	143	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to Bulmazuri, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing pandas. Need I say more?

2. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained llamas who will guide you through your journey on the server. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.

3. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie chickens to access it. Good luck!

4. Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with flamingo pigmen and lava water slides. Just make sure you bring sunscreen!

5. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical rainbow sheep on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes. Use them wisely!

So what are you waiting for? Join Bulmazuri today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

FamilyDramaCraft

abusive behavior, Assertiveness, disrespectful behavior., family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, family loyalty, Family Support, Family Values, FamilyDramaCraft, Gaslighting, Gender Roles, mental health, Misogyny, patriarchal attitudes, Self Respect, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, standing up, toxic relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your dysfunctional family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, misogynistic jokes, and family feuds that will make you question your sanity.

Witness abusive behavior that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family dynamics. Watch as players talk over each other, shut each other down, and make outrageous statements just for the fun of it.

But that’s not all! Experience the thrill of standing up for what’s right, even if it means facing backlash from your own family. Join our server and show them who’s boss, just like our players do every day.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

LifeChangingAdvice – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of chaos and hilarity! Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond-encrusted chicken who roams the land, laying golden eggs for lucky players to find. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see where the llamas lead you!