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ProteinPunchCraft

carbon footprint reduction, circular economy, Circular food system, climate change mitigation, environmental impact, European protein intake, food consumption patterns, food production, food security, food sustainability, food waste reduction, greenhouse gas emissions reduction, land use reduction, ProteinPunchCraft, resource efficiency, Sustainable Agriculture, Sustainable development, sustainable diets, sustainable farming practices, sustainable food systems, sustainable protein sources

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	106	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

so, u know how u always hungry in minecraft? well dis server got u covered with our CIRCULAR FOOD SYSTEM. we got all da food u need to keep ur hunger bar full while also SAVING DA PLANET. our food system is so efficient, it reduces land use and greenhouse gas emissions like MAGIC. so join dis server and EAT ALL DA FOOD while also being an ENVIRONMENTAL WARRIOR. u won’t find dis kinda awesomeness anywhere else, trust me.

GlobalMining

Active, Economy, enyoing, everyone, Experience, Global, GlobalMining, KitPvP, Kjettinge, Meet, Minecraft, Noobwegian, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, Staff, Tag, Updated, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Crops Grown:	5960	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	140	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to GM! This is a server created by Kjettinge and Noobwegian. GM is a global server for everyone enyoing Minecraft. We hope you want to play with us on the server! People from all around the world joins GlobalMining, the server is updated regulary and the staff is active to give you the best experience!

We look forward to meet you! 😀

-GlobalMining staff-

162.19.20.156:2012

N-Bomb Minecraft Server Live

biden, controversial statements, death threats, debate chaos, family threats, heated exchange, Holy kino, inappropriate language, Live, live on air, live on stage, Minecraft, Moderators, N-bombs, NBomb, political drama, presidential debate, public broadcast, Punches, scandalous behavior, Server, shocking behavior, tense atmosphere, trump

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5911
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Runes Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where N-bombs are dropped live on air, Biden is making death threats against Trump, and Trump is threatening Biden’s family. Our moderators have to step in to stop them from throwing punches live on stage! It’s like a reality show meets Minecraft – you won’t want to miss out on this crazy drama-filled server. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

CraftyStuck Minecraft Server

Andrew Hussie, artist, banned, co, Comic, CraftyStuck, discussion, fan game, Genesis Project, homestuck, Homestuck General, HSG, Link, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nyassets Edition, Server, Thread, Trash, webcomic, Xenopavilia, Years

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of getting banned for talking about Homestuck on other forums? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can discuss Homestuck to your heart’s content without any repercussions! Join us on this epic journey through the world of Homestuck, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Our server, lovingly dubbed “Nyassets Edition” (don’t ask us how we came up with that name, it’s a long and ridiculous story involving a talking llama and a magic potato), is the perfect place for fans of Homestuck to come together and nerd out over their favorite webcomic. We even have an exclusive fan game called “The Genesis Project” where you can immerse yourself in the world of Homestuck like never before.

So why should you join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of deranged chickens wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of Andrew Hussie himself haunts our server, offering cryptic advice and occasionally turning players into pumpkins.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky, wild, and slightly unhinged Minecraft server for a Homestuck experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they have a tendency to explode when you least expect it.

SadDadGladLadMC

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Emeralds Found:	390	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the emotions? Look no further than our server! Join now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, from joy to rage to everything in between!

Our server is so emotionally charged, even the toughest players will shed a tear. Cry tears of joy as you build the most epic structures, or tears of frustration as you battle mobs in the darkest caves.

Join now and experience the ultimate emotional journey in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you express all your feelings? Don’t be a cold asshole like the OP, come join us and let it all out!

PresidentialBrainVacancy

AMBITION, Brain, Campaign, Candidate, Challenges, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, leadership, Legacy, Politics, power, president, PresidentialBrainVacancy, PRESSURE, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, scrutiny, united states

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Divine Spears Created:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Void Gems Collected:	10	Enchantments Applied:	278

Tired of dealing with politics and world issues? Join our Minecraft server instead and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! No need to worry about pesky elections or international diplomacy – just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so epic that even the ghosts of past presidents have been spotted roaming the virtual plains, offering advice on how to rule with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whatever works). Plus, rumor has it that if you build a statue of yourself out of gold blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why bother with the stress of real-life leadership when you can rule over a blocky paradise filled with endless possibilities? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual greatness!

VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz

carbohydrate beverage, cesarean section, dietary intervention, gastric emptying, GastricGamerz, gastrointestinal function, health study, maternal care, maternal health, maternal outcomes, maternal well-being, Medical research, nutrition, obstetrics, Oral multi-vitamin, postoperative complications, Pregnancy, surgical procedure, urgent cesarean section, vitamin supplementation, VitaminCraft, vomiting

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Farms Harvested:	704	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN’ A ORAL MULTI-VITAMIN CARBONATED BEVERAGE! IT PROMOTES GASTRIC EMPTYING AND REDUCES VOMITING DURING URGENT CESAREAN SECTIONS!

YUP, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE HAVIN’ A BABY WITHOUT ALL THE PAIN! JOIN OUR CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH OUR VITAMIN-POWERED STRENGTH!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR MATERNAL OUTCOMES IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, AMIRITE? LET’S GET CRAZY AND HAVE SOME FUN!

Fuzzy Factions

Anarchy, Cross-Play, editing, Factions, Fuzzy, Minecraft, Testing

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5610
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1001	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

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fuzzy-smp.usga.me:21307

SoolarTime – Time For A Sunny Game! Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, Fun, Game, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Play, Playtime, PvP, Server, Solar, SoolarTime, Sunny, Survival, Time

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Time for a Solar Game!

soolartime.minecraftjoin.xyz

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, choc, discord server, FAQ, Friends, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive, Vtuber, Yume

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole bunch of Vtuber Corpos ready to entertain you! Meet Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess who can make your crops grow faster than bone meal. Or how about Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear who can protect you from creepers with just a roar? And don’t forget about Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac who can turn your enemies into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all – we also have Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere who will protect you at all costs (even if it means sacrificing a few sheep). And let’s not forget Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress who will make sure you never run out of diamonds. Oh, and did we mention Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish who can make your enemies dance like they’re at a rave?

Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Just remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with the server owner (that’s me). So come on in and join the fun – just don’t ask for a Discord server, because we’re too cool for that. See you in the game!