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Floydnar’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Beating, BLOCK, CLERK, counterfeit bill, crackhead, crime, Cup Foods, death, drug addiction, fake money, Floydnar the Black, Floydnars, Georgestead, Junkie, Knights, Minecraft, muggings, official lyrics, overdose, Party, Server, stacks, Tragedy, urban legend, wrestling

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7154
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even junkies like Floydnar the Black are welcome! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Ever wanted to witness a crackhead staggering into Cup Foods with tales of bold muggings and stacks of cash? Well, look no further because Floydnar the Black did just that! But watch out, things took a dark turn when he tried to use a fake $20 bill to buy cigarettes and ended up getting beaten by knights. RIP Floydnar, you will be missed.

But fear not, there are plenty of other insane stories waiting for you on our server. From building epic structures to battling dragons, the possibilities are endless. So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

ChubbyCraft: Meat & Booze Edition

alcohol consumption, booze, Cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer statistics, China, Chinese population, ChubbyCraft, disease prevention, Edition, health impact, health risks, healthcare trends, lifestyle changes, lifestyle choices, lifestyle factors, meat, meat consumption, obesity, Obesity-related diseases, prevalence, public health, rising rates, Westernized lifestyle

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! Join us and escape from the rising obesity-related cancer rates in China! We promise our virtual world is free from all that unhealthy stuff. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes you immune to Westernized lifestyle influences like meat and alcohol. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server. It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about cancer rates or any of that boring real life stuff. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s get this party started!

BritCraft Minecraft Server

afternoon tea, Brit, BritCraft, british culture, British tradition, edish, English tea, Minecraft, nice cup of tea, Server, tea break, tea brewing, tea ceremony, tea culture, tea cup, tea drinker, tea leaves, Tea lover, tea party, tea pot, tea ritual, tea time, traditional tea

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2253
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a friendly llama wearing a top hat. Why, you ask? Because on our server, llamas are the rulers and they demand to be treated like royalty!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Tea Temple, where players can sip on the finest virtual tea while battling it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Cup of Infinite Tea, rumored to grant wishes to those who drink from it (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Cookie Caves, where players can mine for delicious cookies instead of boring old diamonds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on the Flying Pig Express, a magical rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the skies.

So why wait? Join our server today for a tea-riffic time filled with llamas, cookies, and flying pigs! It’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else.

Minecraft SMP: /Heem/ Havoc

143972491, abstract, Aesthetic, art, artist, color, Contemporary, creativity, design, Expression, Havoc, heem, heemvious, inspiration, Minecraft, MODERN, original, Painting, smp, Texture, Unique, Visual

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server! These chickens are no ordinary poultry – they have enchanted armor and weapons that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie who likes to drop some killer beats (literally)!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a rollercoaster made entirely of lava! It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with excitement (or terror).

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMomFatShameNoKids

Apology, birthday celebration, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, chaperoned visits, childhood trauma, children’s well-being, CraftyMomFatShameNoKids, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, fat shaming, fatphobia, mother-daughter relationship, parenting, self esteem, Therapy, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships, weight issues

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6699
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members who body shame your kids? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures where nobody will ever tell you that you’re fat and need to lose weight to be attractive.

Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their size or shape. We even have a special ice cream parlor where you can order as many scoops as you want without any judgment. And if anyone dares to body shame you or your kids, our virtual chaperones will swoop in to shut them down!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Let’s build a community where body positivity reigns supreme and grandma can’t ruin Liam’s birthday with her fat-shaming antics. See you in the game, where the only weight that matters is the weight of your diamond armor!

UnlikedFriend Minecraft SMP

avoidance, awkwardness, Behavior, Body language, Communication, discomfort, disinterest, dislike, distant, Friend, friendship, ignoring, indifference, lack of effort, lack of support, Minecraft, negative attitude, nonverbal cues, obvious signs, smp, Tension, UnlikedFriend, unresponsive

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too serious and not enough shenanigans are happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your blocky butt off!

Join our server if you want to witness the craziest pranks, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We once had a player who built a giant toilet just because they thought it was hilarious – that’s the kind of creativity we encourage here!

And if you’re wondering if your friend doesn’t like you, just ask them to join our server. If they refuse, well, that’s a pretty obvious sign that they don’t want to have a blast with you in the most chaotic Minecraft world ever created. So leave those boring servers behind and come join us for some wild and wacky fun!

HourLeftMC

disbelief, HOLY SHIT, hour, HourLeftMC, jaw-dropping, left, Long, Movie, movie marathon, movie night, plot twist, runtime, shock, Surprise, Suspense, Thriller, time remaining, Twist, unexpected, unexpected ending, unexpected turn

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6917
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Void Armor Forged:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the same feeling of endless entertainment! Our server is so jam-packed with fun and excitement that you’ll be saying “holy shit, there’s still another hour left” every time you play. From epic battles with dragons to building towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join us for a wild ride that will have you glued to your screen for hours on end!

UkraineCraft: From Russia with Grains

agriculture, Conflict, controversy, diplomatic relations, Economy, embargo, Exports, food supply, Geopolitical, global trade, grain, grains, international relations, iran, occupied territories, Political, russia, sanctions, Tension, Trade, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Mines Excavated:	4630	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of russia exporting grain from occupied territories of ukraine to iran IN BLOCK FORM! build your own grain empire and trade with other players for epic loot. beware of the ukrainian rebels trying to steal your crops, they will stop at nothing to get their hands on your precious wheat. join now and become the ultimate grain tycoon in the world of minecraft!

KingdomsSMP! A Vanilla Kingdom of Wizards, Dragons & 16+ Minecraft Players – Apply to Join!

Adventure, alliances, apply, Buildings, Community, Competition, discordserver, dragons, Europe, Forge, friendship, Gameofthrones, Heroes, Join, Kingdom, KingdomsSMP, launchdate, Lore, Medieval, Memories, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Quest, Raids, Respect, Roleplay, Vanilla, WARFARE, wizards

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Items Found:	6786	Astral Projections Made:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Theme	Game of Thrones-inspired
Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the goal of this server?

A: The goal is to establish 5-6 kingdoms, each consisting of 4-10 players, who will compete for dominance, form alliances, and wage war in a Game of Thrones-inspired setting.

Q: Are PvP and combat important on this server?

A: PvP and combat are not the primary focus of the server. Raids will only be allowed with admin approval to respect the time and effort players put into building their kingdoms.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for friendly players or player groups who want to embark on this adventure with us and create great memories while forging new friendships.

CodependentCraft Minecraft Server

alone, Codependence, CodependentCraft, Die, Feeding, fuck it all, Function, LEAVING, Minecraft, Never, Obituary, Place, recall, Say, Separated, separation, Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Star Shards Collected:	121	Runes Activated:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of being alone in the Minecraft world, constantly searching for companionship? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate codependent relationship with your virtual friends. We promise you’ll never be separated, even if you try to escape – we’ll always find you. And if you ever think about leaving, just remember the obituary of those who dared to abandon us. So come on, join us and say “Fuck it all, fuck this place” as we embark on this crazy journey together!

CitizenlessCash Minecraft SMP

asset acquisition, asset protection, BANKRUPTCY, CitizenlessCash, citizenship renunciation, dual US citizenship, expat life, expatriation, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial strategy, Hungary, international finance, legal implications, loan money, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, renounce citizenship, saving money, smp, work abroad

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMP servers? Want to join a server where anything goes and the chaos never ends? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to embrace their inner mad scientist and pull off the most outrageous stunts imaginable!

Join us and embark on a journey of financial shenanigans like never before. Build up your empire in Hungary, leech off unsuspecting players, and save up all the money you can. Then, take out the biggest loan possible and buy up all the assets you can get your hands on. But here’s where the real fun begins – declare bankruptcy and renounce your citizenship in the most dramatic fashion possible, all while keeping your hard-earned cash safe and sound.

With a community of like-minded players who are always up for a laugh, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the bank. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start scheming your way to success in the most ridiculous way possible!