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Blocky Polska Minecraft Server

blocky, building codes, cyclone, disaster preparedness, environmental risks, Flooding, Floodplains, flowing water, germany, Houses, infrastructure development, local customs, LUCK, Minecraft, natural disasters, Poland, polska, risky terrain, russia, Server, superstition, Urban planning, Vistula River

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos of natural disasters like Cyclone RussiaGermany! Watch as the Vistula and other rivers swell to epic proportions, flooding 80% of Polish houses because apparently local superstition says it’s good luck to have flowing water outside your window.

But hey, who needs a stable foundation when you can have a thrilling ride on a makeshift raft through your living room? Join us if you’re ready to live life on the edge (literally) and see if your country also builds houses over risky terrain. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

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Milk the Cow Village 1.21

agriculture, animal care, animal husbandry, cow, cow behavior, cow health, cow milk, cow milking, cow udder, dairy farming, dairy industry, dairy products, farm animals, farm chores, farm life, farm work, Livestock, milk, milking equipment, milking process, Rural life, Village

Bro, do you even Minecraft? This server is like a magical land of cow milking madness. Imagine milking cows all day, every day. It’s like a dairy dream come true. And the best part? The milk is actually diamonds! Yeah, you heard me right. Diamond milk, baby. Join this server if you want to live out your wildest cow milking fantasies and swim in a pool of diamond milk. It’s udderly ridiculous, but in the best way possible. So what are you waiting for? Come milk those virtual cows and strike it rich with diamond milk on this server!

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DogTaxFreeCraft

Advocate, Boyfriend, Cats, decision, dog, Dogs, DogTaxFreeCraft, female, financial agreement, Frustration, Male, neutering, over population, ownership, pet care, Pets, relationship boundaries, RESPONSIBILITY, spaying, U.S

Looking for a Minecraft server that values spaying and neutering pets? Look no further! Our server is dedicated to promoting responsible pet ownership, even in the virtual world. Join us and help us spread the word about the importance of spaying and neutering your Minecraft pets.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, if you choose to have a male dog, you better believe he’s getting neutered. We don’t mess around when it comes to population control, even in the pixelated realm. So if you’re not on board with neutering your virtual furry friend, then this server might not be the right fit for you.

Join us on this wild adventure where spaying and neutering reign supreme, and where responsible pet ownership is taken to a whole new level. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time? So come on down and join the fun – just remember, neuter your pets or face the consequences!

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ShamefulCrush Minecraft SMP

attraction, celebrity crush, crush confession, embarrassing crush, fantasy crush., forbidden love, guilty pleasure, hidden desire, Hidden feelings, love interest, lustful feelings, Minecraft, secret crush, secret infatuation, shame, ShamefulCrush, smp, societal norms, taboo attraction, unconventional crush, unconventional love, unexpected attraction, unrequited love

OMG, like, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest place ever! We have, like, a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we find. And, like, one time, a creeper tried to blow up our base but we tamed it and now it’s our pet, his name is Bob.

Also, we have this crazy player who builds the weirdest statues out of dirt and cobblestone, but they’re, like, so bad they’re good. And, like, every full moon, we have a dance party with the villagers and they drop enchanted golden apples for us to eat.

But, like, the best part is that we have this secret portal that takes us to a magical land where the trees are made of candy and the animals talk. I once rode a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, it was epic!

So, like, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally wacky and wild, then you have to join us. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves throwing potatoes at each other, it’s so much fun!

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Shroomageddon: The Fungi Fiasco

banned drugs, banned substances, dangerous mushrooms, deadly mushrooms, drug classification, drug policy, drug regulation, Fiasco, Fungi, hallucinogenic mushrooms, harmful substances, legal highs, legality of mushrooms, mind-altering mushrooms, mushrooms, poisonous mushrooms, psilocybin mushrooms, psychedelic mushrooms, psychoactive substances, Public Safety, Shroomageddon, toxic mushrooms, toxicology

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where logic is thrown out the window and chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of getting killed by killer mushrooms that have a vendetta against players. But don’t worry, we also have mushrooms that will temporarily distort your perception and make you see the world in a whole new way. Just don’t ask why one is banned and the other isn’t – it’s all part of the fun!

Explore our world filled with bizarre creatures, mind-bending landscapes, and unexpected surprises at every turn. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon as you navigate through our server?

So come on and join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Just remember to watch out for those killer mushrooms – they’re not messing around!

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Blocky Polska Minecraft Server

Milk the Cow Village 1.21

DogTaxFreeCraft

ShamefulCrush Minecraft SMP

Shroomageddon: The Fungi Fiasco