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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 2388 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player tried to build a house out of TNT thinking it would be the safest shelter in the land. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it sure was a blast!
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess (spoiler alert: the dragon cheats). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jockey Circus, where chickens ride on the backs of baby zombies in a death-defying stunt show.
So come join us at the Central Stupidity Agency Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who needs logic when you have chaos?