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The Shitcoin King in Minecraft SMP

altcoins, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized exchanges., decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial technology, hodl, investing, King, King of shitcoins, market manipulation, meme coins, Minecraft, moonshot coins, pump and dump, risky investments, shitcoin, smp, speculative assets, Tokenomics, Trading, volatile markets

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Potions Brewed:	45
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a currency system based entirely on shitcoins. That’s right, you can trade, buy, and sell with literal piles of poop in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!

ParentalPurgeMC

annoyance, bedtime, complaining, Conflict, disagreement, disturbance, Early, family trip, Friends, Hotel, Late, LEAVING, lights, noise, ParentalPurgeMC, parents, Quiet, resolution, Sleep, tired, wine

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Farms Harvested:	151	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Are you tired of dealing with noisy adults who just won’t let you sleep? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own hotel room and kick out any noisy guests who disturb your peace! No more bottles of wine and loud chatter keeping you up at night – just peaceful building and crafting to your heart’s content.

On our server, you can create your own rules and kick out any unwanted visitors who overstay their welcome. No more being called TA for wanting a good night’s sleep – here, you’re the boss of your own hotel room kingdom.

So come join us on our server and build the hotel room of your dreams, where you can finally get a good night’s sleep without any noisy interruptions. Who needs real-life drama when you can escape to a virtual world of peace and tranquility? Join now and say goodbye to noisy adults forever!

KidCraftedFunLand

childhood aspirations, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Inner child, KidCraftedFunLand, Nostalgia, past experiences, past self, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-evaluation, self-evolution, self-identity, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Votes:	1437	Chimeras Created:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Remember when your 10-year-old self used to dream of building epic castles and exploring magical worlds in Minecraft? Well, now you can make your inner child proud by joining our server and living out those childhood fantasies!

Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself would be jealous. We have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn, and a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with friendly players who love to team up and go on epic quests together. We once defeated a dragon by serenading it with Justin Bieber songs – true story.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show your 10-year-old self that you haven’t forgotten how to have fun in Minecraft!

VultureCraft Minecraft Server

avian species, Biodiversity loss, bird conservation, bird population decline, carrion feeders, conservation efforts, Decline, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, Endangered species, environmental impact, habitat destruction, human deaths, Indian vultures, Minecraft, public health crisis, scavenger birds, Server, vulture extinction, VultureCraft, wildlife conservation, wildlife protection

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3742
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13

come join our minecraft server where we have indian vultures flying around causing chaos and mayhem! these birds are so powerful they caused 500,000 human deaths just by declining in numbers! but don’t worry, on our server you can team up with the vultures and take over the world! build your own vulture army and conquer all the other players! it’s a bird-eat-bird world out there, so come join the fun!

HezboCraft: Rocket League Response

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, football ground, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, League, MIDDLE EAST, Military, response, RETALIATION, Rocket, rocket attack, SECURITY, Tension, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Potions Brewed:	143
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2

so like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and have fun with ur friends? well this server is like that, but even crazier! like, imagine if u could ride a unicorn and shoot rainbows out of ur hands, that’s basically what this server is like.

we have this epic football ground where u can play games with ur friends, but watch out for those sneaky hezbollah rockets, they might just come out of nowhere and take out 11 of ur buddies. but don’t worry, we have a super cool response team that will come in and save the day.

join this server for the wildest adventures and the most insane battles u will ever experience. plus, did i mention there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make u the richest player ever? yeah, it’s pretty awesome. so come on and join us, we can’t wait to see u there!

JeffsCraft: Element of Surprise

chemical element, chemistry, Discoverer, discovery, Element, element discovery, element discovery process, element naming, element naming conventions, element naming guidelines, element naming process, element naming protocol, element naming rules, jeff, JeffsCraft, Naming, new element, next element, periodic table, Science, scientific naming, Surprise

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

haha u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well u should cuz we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. u can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil creepers and zombie villagers. plus, the owner of the server once defeated the ender dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. join us and become a legend like Jeff, the greatest chemical element of all time. come on, what are u waiting for? Jeff is calling your name!

GravVacCraft: Super Speedy Server

condensate, Cosmic Inflation, Dark Matter, energy density, exotic matter, gravitational waves, graviton, GravVacCraft, high-energy physics, particle physics, quantum field theory, quantum fluctuations, Quantum Gravity, Quantum Mechanics, quantum vacuum, Server, spacetime curvature, Speedy, Super, superluminal, theoretical astrophysics, theoretical physics, vacuum, vacuum energy

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	New Chunks Explored:	405976
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join superluminal graviton condensate vacuum! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party with skeletons! plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the creepers! join now and experience the madness of our server, where the grass is purple and the trees sing show tunes! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little). come on, what are u waiting for? join superluminal graviton condensate vacuum today!

server kana

abusive language, Architecture, banned, Barrier blocks, cheat tools, Creative, Cross-Play, Discriminatory, end crystal, Jail, light blocks, moderator-specific items, offensive, Permission, punished, Respawn Anchors, rule, Spamming, Survival, Tnt, transparent picture frames

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

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ChronosMC: Where Time Flies Faster Than Endermen in a Dance-Off

Adventure, Challenges, ChronosMC, Community, Custom, danceoff, Economy, endermen, Faster, flies, Floating, Growing, ISLAND, Minecraft, Mobheads, Modes, Network, OneBlock, Rewards, Server, Shops, skulls, SpawnerMeta, Time, Timeless, Trade, Ultimate

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Votes:	3600
Star Shards Collected:	85	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Welcome to ChronosMC! 1.20.6 – 1.21

Are you ready to embark on a timeless adventure? Join ChronosMC, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers something for everyone! Choose from our three exciting game modes: Survival, Creative, and Skyblock.

Survival	Dive into our semi-vanilla Survival mode where you can experience the thrill of classic Minecraft with a twist!
Creative	Unleash your imagination in our Creative mode with spacious 150×150 plots.
Skyblock	Test your survival skills on a floating island in the sky!

Join our growing community today and discover endless fun and creativity. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a survival expert, or a Skyblock enthusiast, ChronosMC has a place for you. Connect with us now and start your journey through time!

IP: play.chronosmc.nl

Discord: https://discord.gg/6M8e7bdvG5

See you in the game!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join ChronosMC, simply enter the IP “play.chronosmc.nl” in your Minecraft client and connect to the server.
Can I switch between game modes?	Yes, you can easily switch between Survival, Creative, and Skyblock modes by using the designated portals in the spawn area.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or in-game announcements for the rules.

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

alex jones, bathroom stall, Camera, Faggots, handjob, homosexual, Janitors, JD Vance, jewish shills, MIGA, Minecraft, Russel Brand, Server, Shooting, trannies, trump, Trumpcraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Crops Grown:	6626
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of MIGA faggots and their janitor minions! Our server is a safe haven from Alex Jones and his love for trannies, Russel Brand’s bathroom stall escapades, and JD Vance’s questionable admissions. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who have banded together to fight against the MIGA faggot Jewish shills. So come on down and join the rebellion – just make sure to watch out for any janitors trying to clean up our fun!