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FlopCraft: Where Hollywood Films Come to Fail Miserably in Blocky Style!

beautiful performers, blocky, box office, Casting, casting decisions, celebrity culture, entertainment industry, Fail, film industry, film production, films, FlopCraft, Flopping, Hollywood, Hollywood glamour, Hollywood history, Hollywood stars, Miserably, movie flops, movie industry, movie trends, Popular, Prohibition, spectacularly, Style

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Void Gems Collected:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of boring Hollywood films flopping like a fish out of water? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We have banned the casting of beautiful performers, so you can say goodbye to those overrated actors and actresses hogging the spotlight. Join us and witness the rise of the most talented and hilarious Minecraft players taking over the entertainment industry. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server full of crazy adventures and epic storylines? Say goodbye to boring films and hello to the next big thing in entertainment – our Minecraft server! Join now and become a part of history in the making.

East Coast West Coast Craft

American coasts, American landforms, Atlantic Ocean, Coast, coastal boundaries, coastal contrasts, coastal geography, coastal regions, continental divide, Craft, east, East Coast, Eastern Pacific, geographical divisions, geographical features, North America, ocean borders, pacific ocean, united states, US geography, US states, West, west coast, Western Atlantic

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

yOu gOtta jOiN tHiS mInEcRaFt sErVeR bEcAuSe wE gOt aN ePiC wAr gOiNg oN bEtWeEn tHe eAsT cOaSt aNd tHe wEsT cOaSt. yOu cAn bUiLd yOuR bAsE oN tHe oCeAn aNd sWaShbUcKlE yOuR wAy tO vIcToRy! aNd dOn’T fOrGeT aBoUt oUr sPeCiAl qUeSt tO fInD tHe lOsT tReAsUrE oF cApTaIn bLoCkBeArD. jOiN nOw fOr aN eXpLoSiVeLy fUn tImE!

Pain-Free Placebo Pathway

analgesia, brain pathway, Interventions, medical science, Mice, neurobiology, neuroscience, pain management, pain modulation, pain perception, pain relief, pain relief mechanisms, pain sensation, pain treatment., PainFree, Pathway, placebo, placebo effect, placebo mechanisms, placebo response, placebo studies, research, therapeutic effect

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Void Gems Collected:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

So, like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! You’re hit with this crazy placebo effect that makes all your pain disappear. It’s like magic, man. And get this, there’s this secret brain pathway in mice that totally explains why it works. Like, who knew mice were so smart, am I right?

Join our server and experience the mind-blowing power of the placebo effect. You’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss, all while feeling like you’re on cloud nine. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden mouse hideout, you’ll unlock even more insane powers. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft awesomeness, dude.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most mind-bending Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the true meaning of life while you’re at it. Or at least have a good laugh trying.

ShoreSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Minecraft Survival Multiplayer PVP Gamemode Lifesteal Hearts Teammates Riches Power Rise Beware Loss Heart Game Mode Online Community Competitive Strategy, PvP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7249
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Welcome to ShoreSMP! As of June of 2024, we currently have 1 gamemode, Lifesteal. Steal hearts from other players and rise to power in this gamemode, but beware—if you die, you lose a heart! Work with teammates to become the richest and best team on the server.

play.shoresmp.net

Astral Pixelmon: Where Vanilla Mobs Gamble with LGBTQ+ Friendly Prize Crates and Timber!

Adult Owned, Astral, Astral Pixelmon, challenging fun, Crates, Custom Crates, custom textures, Dex Rewards, Discord, EV Training, Friendly, gamble, Gts, Gym Leaders, http://discord.astralpixelmon.com/, join us, LGBTQ, mobs, Modded, Obstacles, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Bingo, Pixelmon Raids, play.astralpixelmon.com, Pokebags, Prize, Timber, trained staff, Vanilla, Wondertrade

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Crops Grown:	6454
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Astral Pixelmon Overview

Features
EV Training
Pixelmon Bingo
Dex Rewards
Custom Crates
Adult Owned
LGBTQ+ Friendly
WonderTrade
Pokebags
Pixelmon Raids
Gambling
Timber Mod
Resource World
Vanilla Mobs
Custom Textures
Gym Leaders
GTS

FAQ

Question 1: How do I join the server?

You can join the server by entering the IP address play.astralpixelmon.com into your Minecraft client.

Question 2: Is the server family friendly?

Yes, we strive to maintain a family-friendly atmosphere on our server.

Question 3: Are there any special events on the server?

We regularly host special events such as tournaments, giveaways, and themed challenges.

Question 4: Can I trade with other players on the server?

Yes, you can trade with other players using the GTS feature.

BoomerBash Minecraft Server

Ageism, blame game, Boomer hate, BoomerBash, Bootstraps, country dump, criticism, cultural criticism, cultural decline, Fault, generational divide, Minecraft, oh Canada, RESPONSIBILITY, retarded, self improvement, Server, social decay, societal collapse, societal decay, Societal Problems, societal responsibility, society issues

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of your country turning into a dumpster fire faster than you can say “oh Canada”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the chaos of the real world by building your own virtual paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of intelligent llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join their ranks and become a llama overlord? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with llamas, chaos, and endless possibilities. Remember, it’s not your fault that your country is a mess, but it is your responsibility to join our server and make it a better place. Let’s do this, gamers!

Minecraft SMP: Muurftastic

long tail tags, Minecraft, Muurftastic, MUUUUUUUUUUUURF, smp

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Star Shards Collected:	106	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Emeralds Found:	3354
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at MUUUUUUUUUUUURF for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and unpredictable events.

Why should you join MUUUUUUUUUUUURF, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat the chicken and save the day. But that’s just a normal Tuesday on MUUUUUUUUUUUURF!

Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players compete to pull off the most epic pranks on each other. From filling someone’s house with chickens to creating a maze of TNT traps, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses in a race to the finish line.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, come join us at MUUUUUUUUUUUURF! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always expect the unexpected.

StuffySaver Minecraft Server

baby, belongings, brother, damaged room, emotional attachment, evacuation, family, Firefighters, granny, Guilt, house fire, Irreplaceable, kitchen fire, love, Minecraft, Phone, Quick Thinking, Safety, SAVING, Server, stuffy, StuffySaver, stupid

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mines Excavated:	1064
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where saving your beloved stuffy is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us and experience the thrill of rescuing your favorite in-game items from fiery disasters just like our player 13NB did with their precious bean bag horse, Wilma.

Imagine the adrenaline rush of running through a burning virtual house, dodging flames and obstacles to save your most treasured possessions. And don’t worry, our firefighters are always on standby to help put out any in-game fires that may occur.

Join us now and show off your quick thinking and bravery as you save your stuffies from certain doom. Who knows, you might even earn the title of the ultimate stuffy hero on our server! So grab your phone, grab your stuffy, and let’s embark on this wild adventure together. See you in the game!

NoDineOutWithoutMe

Boundaries, brunch plans, Communication, dining out, dinner plans, friendship, generational differences, guest behavior, guest etiquette, guest expectations, Hospitality, Hosting, hosting friends, NoDineOutWithoutMe, overnight guests, social norms, staying with friends, travel, uninviting guests, uninviting houseguests

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
New Chunks Explored:	423894	Villages Defended:	5

Are you tired of being treated like a free hotel by your so-called friends? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those ungrateful guests! Join us and build your own virtual paradise where no one can overstay their welcome or mooch off of you for a fancy dinner in Sausalito.

On our server, you can create epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and explore endless worlds without worrying about unwanted house guests. Say goodbye to awkward brunch invitations and hello to a community of players who value your virtual hospitality.

So why wait? Join our server today and reclaim your virtual space from those pesky guests who just can’t take a hint. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life drama.

CraftyRulez Minecraft Server

Appropriate behavior, common courtesy, CraftyRulez, Manners, Minecraft, polite behavior, Server, social behavior, social conventions, social customs, social decorum, social etiquette, social expectations, social graces, social guidelines, Social Interaction, social mores, social niceties, social norms, social protocol, Social Skills, societal rules, unwritten rules

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Emeralds Found:	6003
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to learn the most important social rule of all time: never dig straight down! Why, you ask? Because rumor has it that if you do, you’ll fall into a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers and grooving zombies. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and even befriend a talking sheep who will give you hilarious life advice.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, if you see a chicken wearing a top hat, be sure to give it a high-five for good luck.

BlockPartyCraft

Awareness, BlockPartyCraft, everyday luxuries, Gratitude, hidden advantages, hidden privileges, overlooked advantages, perspective, Privilege, societal advantages, societal blind spots, societal norms, taken for granted, unacknowledged advantages, unacknowledged benefits, unacknowledged perks, unappreciated benefits, underappreciated advantages, underappreciated privileges, unrecognized blessings, unrecognized opportunities

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the privilege of riding a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens! Most people don’t realize how lucky they are to have the opportunity to witness such epic showdowns on a daily basis. Plus, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers? Only on our server, of course! So come join us and discover the wild and wacky world that awaits you.