FLOPPED Minecraft Servers

Flopped

  • ”’Anime Flopped Minecraft SMP”’

    ”’Anime Flopped Minecraft SMP”’

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nothing ever goes according to plan! Join us if you enjoy constant surprises, unexpected twists, and a healthy dose of madness.

    Our server is like no other, with players constantly finding themselves in bizarre situations. From accidentally spawning a horde of angry llamas in the middle of a peaceful village to building a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves wearing sunglasses. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

    If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then look no further. Join us and see for yourself what went wrong – in the best possible way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Elf-wa BBW Minecraft Server

    Elf-wa BBW Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where Architectchads reign supreme and anime is banned because it flopped harder than a creeper in sunlight. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other things to keep you entertained, like building epic structures and battling it out in epic PvP battles.

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where BBWs are the true rulers and where the only thing that will make your pickaxe hard is the thought of all the diamonds you’ll mine. Plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a dragon named Chadwick who only responds to compliments about his fabulous scales.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a legendary Architectchad, because let’s face it, anime is so last season.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Saint Seiya’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

    Saint Seiya’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

    Forget about the sad demise of Saint Seiya, because on our server, we bring it back to life in the most hilarious way possible. Watch as the legendary knights battle it out with giant chickens, ride llamas into battle, and build the most insane structures you’ve ever seen.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow sheep that poop diamonds to zombie villagers that break out into dance parties, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs Saint Seiya when you have us?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Bones of the Earth 1.21.2

    Bones of the Earth 1.21.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical land where you can build your wildest dreams and destroy them too, just for funsies.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? And suddenly, a squad of creepers rolls up on you like they own the place. But don’t worry, bro, because on this server, you can tame those creepers and ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

    And get this, dude, the whole server is run by a gang of super smart tomboys with IQs higher than a rocket ship. They’ll teach you how to build the sickest redstone contraptions and how to survive in the wild like a true Minecraft warrior.

    So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this server now and let’s go on a wild adventure together. Just don’t forget to bring your 3 thousand bones a month and your trusty pickaxe. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BroBroGFvsNieceNephewGiftGate

    BroBroGFvsNieceNephewGiftGate

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and only fun and laughter are allowed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

    Imagine a world where you can gift your virtual nieces and nephews trips to go bowling, while ignoring the requests of your brother’s girlfriend’s kid for a Lego set. Watch out for the drama that unfolds when your brother and his girlfriend get upset over your virtual gift choices!

    But don’t worry, on our server, everyone has a place to sleep – even if it’s just a virtual bed on a virtual couch. Join us as we navigate through rocky relationships and grocery bag bedrooms, all while trying to build better relationships with each other (or not, we won’t judge).

    So come on, join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable gift-giving decisions. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoTrendyTikToks Minecraft SMP

    NoTrendyTikToks Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, lemme tell ya, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got pigs that can fly, diamonds that talk, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide. Like, why would you even bother playing on any other server when you can join us and experience the madness?

    I mean, have you ever seen a chicken ride a llama into battle? No? Well, you will on our server! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club we have hidden beneath the spawn point. It’s lit, fam.

    But seriously, if you’re tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft and want to spice things up with some wacky shenanigans, then you gotta join us. Plus, we have a rule that everyone has to wear a pumpkin on their head at all times. It’s just the way things are done around here.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TastyCraft: Healthy & Delicious

    TastyCraft: Healthy & Delicious

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imagine a Minecraft server where every block you mine tastes like a delicious blend of chocolate and bacon. Yes, you heard that right – CHOCOLATE BACON BLOCKS! Not only are they incredibly tasty, but they also give you superpowers like the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Join our server and feast on these delectable blocks while battling evil mobs with your newfound powers. Trust us, you won’t find a more deliciously epic Minecraft experience anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    omg u guys u have to join this epic minecraft server!!! it’s so lit, like literally lit af 🔥🔥🔥

    we have the craziest events like a giant chicken race where u ride on chickens and race against each other, winner gets a diamond chicken nugget 🐔💎

    also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s so wild 🎉

    oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and shoots fireballs at griefers? yea, it’s like having your own personal bodyguard 🐉🔥

    join now before trump uses ‘economic force’ to acquire our server as a state, u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos 😂😂😂

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCreeperzGovBanSexDeepfake

    CraftyCreeperzGovBanSexDeepfake

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO CRAZY, EVEN THE U.K. GOVERNMENT WANTS TO SHUT US DOWN? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK!

    WE’VE GOT DEEPFAKES OF CREEPERS DOING THE MACARENA, AND STEVE AND ALEX GETTING MARRIED IN A LAVENDER FIELD!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN NOW AND YOU’LL GET TO SEE HEROBINE IN A SPEEDO, RIDING A LLAMA THROUGH A NETHER PORTAL!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND BE A PART OF THE MOST WILD MINECRAFT SERVER ON THE INTERNET! (DISCLAIMER: PLEASE DON’T ACTUALLY MAKE SEXUALLY EXPLICIT DEEPFAKES, THAT’S NOT COOL, MAN)

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SphereMC

    SphereMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server – SphereMC

    Community events Upcoming build battle!
    Modpack Version 1.21.1 – All the Mods 10
    Modpack Info All the Mods 10 – ATM10 – Minecraft Modpacks – CurseForge
    RAM Recommendation 6GB minimum
    Server Difficulty Mild

    What Sets This Modpack Apart?

    “All the Mods” started out as a private pack for just a few friends and has now evolved into something others want to play. It includes a mix of popular mods along with newer or lesser-known ones. The modpack uses NeoForge and is regularly updated with new mods for stability.

    Join Us!

    Ready to be part of our community? Join our Discord here.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Does the modpack contain all the mods?

    No, the modpack does not contain all the mods. It includes a mix of popular and newer mods.

    What is the server uptime guarantee?

    SphereMC guarantees 99% uptime with regular server restarts.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP