Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Or maybe you’ve dreamt of building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? On our server, anything is possible! Join now and become part of our wacky community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).
So why wait? Join our SMP today and start crafting your own epic tale to share with the world. Who knows, you might just become the hero of our server and have your story told for generations to come!
Oh, and did I mention that our PvP arena is actually a giant cake that you can eat to gain superpowers? Yeah, it’s pretty wild. Plus, our staff is made up of talking parrots who only speak in puns.
So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some seriously wacky adventures, you gotta join this server. It’s, like, the best thing since sliced bread. Or, like, whatever. Just join already, okay?
SO, GET THIS – LEGEND HAS IT THAT THIS SERVER WAS BUILT ON TOP OF AN ANCIENT PLANT ARTEFACT THAT REVEALS THE SECRETS OF HUMAN MIGRATION! YEAH, YOU HEARD RIGHT! APPARENTLY, HUMANS USED TO MIGRATE FROM AN ISLAND IN EASTERN INDONESIA TO AUSTRALIA THROUGH THE NORTHERN ROUTE, AND THIS SERVER HOLDS ALL THE SECRETS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON THIS SERVER, YOU CAN FIND DIAMONDS THE SIZE OF YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF, FIGHT ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA, AND RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL SKELETONS! PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS TIGHTER THAN A CREEPER’S GRIP ON A PLAYER WHO FORGOT TO BRING TORCHES!
SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND (AND MAYBE YOUR HOUSE)!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Season Start | Season 3 Begins August 25th on 1.21 |
| Vanilla Experience | True vanilla survival similar to HermitCraft |
| Voice Chat | Enhanced voice chat for seamless communication |
| Community | Vibrant and supportive Minecraft community |
| Discord | Engaged Discord server for discussions and events |
| Security | Whitelisted server for a safe environment |
| Backups | Regular server backups for protection against griefing |
A: Fill out the short application form in our Discord server and we’ll get back to you!
A: Season 3 begins on August 25th on Minecraft version 1.21
A: The server offers a true vanilla experience, similar to HermitCraft.
A: We have enhanced voice chat for seamless communication with fellow players.
A: Join our lively Discord server for discussions, events, and updates.
A: The server is whitelisted and offers a safe, friendly environment for players.
A: Yes, we provide regular server backups to protect against any potential griefing.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with so much chaos and craziness that even Deku would be impressed! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild llama appears and starts slurping up all your loot! But don’t worry, because on our server, llamas are actually friendly and will help you build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. So come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns – just be prepared for the occasional SLURP SLURP SLURP along the way!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with friendly players who will never guilt trip you for asking them to follow the rules. Say goodbye to tear-filled arguments about smoking etiquette and hello to a drama-free gaming experience.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a magical “anti-tobacco” potion that will make your boyfriend forget all about his beloved joints. Who needs a speech about sacrifices when you can just sip on a virtual elixir instead?
So why wait? Join our smoke-free Minecraft server today and say goodbye to nighttime smoke sessions and hello to a healthier gaming environment. Your lungs will thank you!
