floatation Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ParentalPadSleeps

bedding, busy household, children, face pain, first day off, hair loss, Help, husband, Illness, ParentalPadSleeps, parenting, parents’ house, physically demanding job, Pregnancy, sick, Sickness, Support, time off, Upset

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	190	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Looking for a place to unwind and have some fun? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your friends!

Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind, just like the player whose husband mysteriously disappeared when she got sick. Don’t worry, on our server, you won’t have to deal with any disappearing spouses – unless they’re off on an epic quest to find diamonds!

So come on, join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead? See you in the game!

TVShowVirginMinecraftSMP

binge-worthy, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, FANTASY, haven’t watched, long tail tags, must watch, Mystery, new shows, old shows, Popular, Recommendations, Sci Fi, series, streaming, television, Thriller, trending, tv shows, TVShowVirginMinecraftSMP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	9480
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness. We have like, a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and stuff, it’s sooo cool.

And like, the admin is this super powerful wizard who can like, summon dragons and stuff. He once turned a whole village into chickens just for fun, it was hilarious. You never know what crazy shenanigans he’s gonna pull next.

Plus, we have this epic PvP arena where we battle it out for the title of ultimate champion. I once defeated a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword, it was epic. And the best part is, the winner gets a lifetime supply of cake!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat, so yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that. See you there, fellow gamers! #MinecraftSMP #Craziness #SirOinksalot

NoFreeDiamondsOrElse

anti-consumerism, consumerism, declutter, Free Items, Giveaway, materialism, Minimalism, no thank you, NoFreeDiamondsOrElse, not for me, not interested, not my style, not needed, pass, personal boundaries, possessions, Refuse, REJECT, Unnecessary, unwanted gifts, unwanted items

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Enchantments Applied:	256	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where the currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in the most valuable item of all – rotten flesh! Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and become the wealthiest player by hoarding stacks upon stacks of rotten flesh. Who knew decaying zombie meat could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of speedy baby zombies. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken Jockey Gang in a dance-off, they will bestow upon you the power of unlimited chicken nuggets. Who wouldn’t want that?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep of Destiny. Legend has it that whoever can find and tame the Rainbow Sheep will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Whether you wish for a castle made of diamonds or a pet dragon, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other bizarre surprises await you in this wacky world!

VirusCraft – Pneumonia Panic!

healthy adults, Human Metapneumovirus, lung infection, Panic, pneumonia, pneumonia awareness, pneumonia complications, pneumonia diagnosis, pneumonia in adults, pneumonia in healthy individuals, pneumonia management, pneumonia prevention, pneumonia risk factors, pneumonia symptoms, pneumonia treatment, respiratory disease, respiratory illness, respiratory infection, respiratory virus, severe pneumonia, viral infection, viral pneumonia, viruscraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

so like, imagine this, u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u get hit with a virus that gives u severe pneumonia, but like, in the game! u gotta fight off the virus while also building ur epic base and battling creepers. it’s like a double whammy of excitement and danger. join now for the most intense minecraft experience of ur life!

Viceanarchy server minecraft

Anarchy, Battles, Boss Battles, donat, Economy, freedom, high performance, lags, Minecraft, PvP, Raids, Server, Stable Server, strategy, strength, Survival, Tournaments, treasure hunting, Viceanarchy

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Votes:	7181	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

The unique server of the anarchy, where everyone can become the master of their fate! We have no strict rules and restrictions, only freedom of action and endless possibilities.

Why should we choose us?

• Free cases and donat: each player receives bonuses without investments! Open the cases, get cool rewards and develop faster.

• Developed economy: Know how to earn! Broke, develop your enterprises, farm system or pirate – the choice is yours.

• Absolute freedom: the complete absence of privates is a system, destroy and protect your territories with the help of strength and cunning.

• PVP and survival: exciting battles, basement sieges, raids and a real struggle for resources. Only the strongest will survive!

• Weekly presentations: tournaments, treasure hunting, battles for the boss – participate and receive valuable prizes.

• Stable server: a minimum of lags and a high pharmacy – we provide a comfortable game at any time.

Come in to experience the real spirit of anarchy and show what you are capable of! There are no rules here, only your strategy and strength. Start your way right now!

45.93.200.14:25582

Lost Legacy Realms 1.20

#metalheads, 80s, 90s, adaptation, Anime, anime adaptation, bastard, classic metal, controversy, culture, heavy metal, japanese, Legacy, Lost, Manga, metalcore, Music, Nostalgia, old-school metal, Realms, references, rotting diarrhea, series

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Alien Abductions:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more metal than a headbanging octopus on a unicycle!

We’ve got more classic metal references than a grandma’s attic full of vinyl records.

But watch out, our server is filled with metalcore fans who think they’re hardcore but really just sound like a dying walrus.

Why are these Minecraft players like this? Who knows, but it’s a chaotic mess that you won’t want to miss!

Come join us for a headbanging good time that will make you question reality and wonder if you’ve stumbled into a parallel universe where metalcore reigns supreme.

SisterSquadCraft

co parenting, communication breakdown, Cultural differences, cultural values, domestic abuse, emotional burden, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, financial independence, financial struggles, generational expectations, household chores, household responsibilities, parental responsibilities, parental support, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, single parent household, SisterSquadCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6917
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Are you tired of carrying the weight of your entire household on your shoulders? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of family life? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual paradise without any annoying siblings or abusive dads in sight!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your lazy sister eating all your food or leaving her dirty dishes for you to clean up. You can finally relax and enjoy some peace and quiet while you explore the endless possibilities of Minecraft.

And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just remember that you can always pack up your sister’s virtual belongings and send her off to her virtual dad’s house. No more screaming matches or emotional turmoil – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the drama of real life. Build, explore, and create your own happy place where you can finally be free from the burdens of family responsibilities.

ManhoodMysteriesMC SMP

anatomy, Communication, Confidence, emotions, Insecurities, male anatomy, manhood, ManhoodMysteriesMC, Masculinity, Men, misconceptions, Myths, performance anxiety, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, self esteem, sex, size matters, smp, Stereotypes, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Votes:	7248	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Chimeras Created:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. We have crazy events like pig jousting tournaments and creeper karaoke nights. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure and memes. Trust me, you won’t find a better SMP out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for some epic adventures!

Sock Stepper’s Paradise

clever insults, comedic insults, funny banter, funny comebacks, funny insults, funny jokes, funny one liners, funny quips, funny remarks, harmless insults, humorous comebacks, humorous insults, innocent insults, light-hearted banter, lighthearted insults, Paradise, playful banter, playful insults, silly insults, Sock, Steppers, witty comebacks, witty insults

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only insults you hear are “noob” and “git gud”? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for hilarious and innocent insults that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

Join our server and experience a world where players roast each other with creative insults like “I hope your pickaxe breaks right before you find diamonds” or “May all your creepers be charged and your chickens be explosive!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Insult Battle Arena, where players face off in epic insult battles to see who can come up with the wittiest burns. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made entirely of diamond blocks!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most hilarious and outrageous insults in the Minecraft universe? Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!

Pixelated Keto Health Land

health, Keto, Land, pixelated

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

so like, u know how u play minecraft and u get hungry all the time? well this server is like the ultimate keto diet for ur virtual self! instead of eating bread and potatoes, u gotta eat virtual meat and veggies to survive. but don’t worry, it’s not all about the food. we also have epic quests where u gotta fight off evil mobs with ur keto powers. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that’s been infused with the power of bacon. so come join us on this crazy keto minecraft adventure and get ready to level up ur metabolic health while having a blast!