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  • HamasHostageHavoc

    HamasHostageHavoc
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 1538
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Chimeras Created: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 14 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got, like, dragons and unicorns and all that jazz. But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the Macarena on command. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

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  • Crafty Drug Bust Server

    Crafty Drug Bust Server
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 5128
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 99
    Endless Legions Commanded: 27 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this: you join this super cool minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, man. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s wild. but the best part is, we got this secret underground drug ring going on. you can mine for diamonds and trade them for some sweet, sweet potions that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. and get this, there’s no consequences for using drugs on our server. no reduced supply or crazy expensive prices, just pure fun. so come join us and get ready for the trip of a lifetime, dude.

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  • Jobless Degenerates Minecraft Server

    Jobless Degenerates Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 9004
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 39
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Chimeras Created: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the young males in our family are either jobless degenerates or dead, but don’t worry, the women are thriving! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, building epic structures and battling mobs with our trusty diamond swords. Who needs a stable family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of our unemployed relatives, adding an extra layer of excitement to your gameplay. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our dysfunctional family Minecraft server!

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  • Funny Ancestors 1800s Minecraft SMP

    Funny Ancestors 1800s Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 1888
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 34 Chimeras Created: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2365 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 80 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Farms Harvested: 198

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where time travel and questionable marriage choices are all part of the fun! Join us as we build a world where our ancestors from the 1800s would be considered criminals for marrying teenage girls. Who knew the Wild West was actually built by so-called “pedos”?! Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and hilarious adventures. Just make sure to leave your moral compass at the door!

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  • DisownedCraft Minecraft Server

    DisownedCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 9203
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Buildings Constructed: 14
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level! Join us for a chance to escape your own family issues and dive into a world where you can build, create, and thrive without any financial burdens.

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or debts. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and let go of any grudges you may be holding onto. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

    Join us now and let go of all your anger and resentment towards your family members. Build bridges instead of walls, and maybe even invite your brother to play with you. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a way to forgive him in the virtual world before doing so in real life.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the healing begin. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

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  • WifeGuardianCraft

    WifeGuardianCraft
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 1238
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of delicious stew! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the time I (M31) and my wife (F28) crashed a pool party!

    Picture this: my wife, with her amazing figure and stunning bikini, causing a stir among the party guests. Our host and her friends were so jealous, they started throwing shade left and right. But when they called my wife an “attention whore,” I couldn’t hold back and let them have it!

    Now, you may be thinking, “Why join this Minecraft server?” Well, let me tell you – we have the most diverse group of players, just like the mix of guests at that pool party. Represent your ethnicity and stand up for what’s right, even if it means causing a little chaos.

    So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a jalapeño, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to speak your mind – just like I did at that unforgettable pool party!

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  • NoobCraft: Why risk it?

    NoobCraft: Why risk it?
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 1373
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 271
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

    So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have all agreed to communicate exclusively in dolphin noises? Or a server where the only way to earn diamonds is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off?

    Don’t miss out on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

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  • Putin’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 5698
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Towns Built: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.

    But wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamond armor that makes u invincible and enchanted weapons that can slay dragons with one hit.

    And get this, our server is so lit that even the Polish PM and Putin are playin’ on it. They have epic battles with snowballs and build giant statues of themselves out of blocks. it’s a sight to see, let me tell ya.

    So what are u waitin’ for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it!

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  • TaiwanCraft: Unserviceable Edition

    TaiwanCraft: Unserviceable Edition
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 7191
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ores Mined: 1350 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the US is sending their ‘unserviceable’ military arms to it? like, bro, that’s how epic this server is. they’re like, “we gotta send our old weapons to help these gamers out, they’re too powerful!”

    join now and you’ll be able to wield tanks and missiles in your quest to dominate the pixelated world. imagine rolling up to a village in a tank and being like, “hey, can i borrow some sugar?”

    plus, the admins are like, super chill. they once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. true story.

    so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become the ultimate warrior of the blocky realm. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • Song Stuck in Head Land

    Song Stuck in Head Land
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 6946
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 82 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, searching for diamonds and suddenly, you hear someone singing the same song you’ve had stuck in your head all day. it’s like a sign from the minecraft gods that you’re not alone in this crazy blocky world. join our server and you’ll never feel lonely again, because we all have that song stuck in our heads too. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and a secret underground disco party every saturday night. come join the fun and let’s rock out together in the world of blocks and pixels!

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