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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 8487 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 8044 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
one time, this dude tried to build a house outta diamonds but ended up summonin’ a dragon instead. it was wild, man.
and guess what? we got Germany’s first African-born MP playin’ with us too! he’s standin’ down after some racist abuse, but don’t worry, we got his back.
so come on over and join the fun! we promise you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper. but hey, that’s just part of the adventure, right?