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FartCraft: AITA Edition

aita, Boundaries, boyfriend behavior, Communication Issues, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., Edition, fart transplant, FartCraft, FARTING, immature behavior, overreacting, overstimulated, personal boundaries, relationship boundaries, relationship dynamics, relationship issues

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Farms Harvested:	567	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of being farted on by your friends in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, farting is strictly prohibited! No more “fart transplants” or butt-to-butt farts here, only good, clean fun in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us and leave the stinky farts behind as you build, explore, and create with fellow gamers who respect personal space and boundaries. Say goodbye to the disrespect and hello to a community that values your comfort and sanity.

And if you’re worried about retaliation farts, fear not! Our server has a strict no-farting-back policy, ensuring that everyone can play in peace without the threat of a fart attack. So come on over and let’s build a world free from unwanted gas emissions – because life’s too short to be farted on in Minecraft!

Gifts4MeXmasSMP

christmas gifts, Christmas shopping, festive treats, Gifts, Gifts4MeXmasSMP, holiday presents, holiday shopping, holiday treats, indulgence, personal gifts, Presents, self love, self-care, self-gifting, self-gifts, self-indulgence, self-pampering, self-reward, self-treats, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	532
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds! I know, right?! And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing pandas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP ever! You won’t regret it, I swear on my collection of enchanted rubber chickens.

BlockyPinkSlipCraft

abrupt firing, abrupt job loss, being fired during a pandemic, being fired for no reason, being fired in front of colleagues, being fired on a Friday, being fired over email, being fired over the phone, being fired unexpectedly, being fired without cause, being let go, BlockyPinkSlipCraft, employment termination, getting canned, getting fired, getting sacked, Job Termination, losing a job, unfair dismissal, worst ways to be fired, wrongful termination

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	9786	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Are you tired of getting fired from jobs for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about getting fired again because on our server, the only way you’ll get “fired” is if you accidentally set your virtual house on fire (which is actually quite easy to do, so watch out for those lava buckets!).

We have a thriving community of players who have all been fired from their virtual jobs in the most outrageous ways. From accidentally punching their virtual boss in the face to building a giant statue of themselves instead of doing actual work, our players have truly mastered the art of getting fired in style.

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild as you try to outdo your fellow players in the most absurd ways possible. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of getting fired in the most hilarious way!

BungalowBanterCraft

Article, bloomberg, bungalow sales, BungalowBanterCraft, fake news law, Singapore

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Animals Bred:	154
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, just like when Singapore was all like “nah uh” to Bloomberg over some bungalow sales article. like, can u even imagine the drama? well, that’s what this server is all about – drama, chaos, and pure insanity. u gotta be there to witness it all, or else u’ll be missing out on the craziest shenanigans ever. trust me, u won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where it’s at, yo.

Chemical Mix-Up Server

animation, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, cartoon, Cartoon Network, Chemical, Chemical X, Chemicals, distinct features, everything nice, Explanation, mixup, Mystery, power puff girls, Science, Server, speculation, Spice, Sugar, Superheroes, Superpowers, theory, Unique

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Crops Grown:	2017

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna solve da mystery of da power puff girls!!! we got a secret quest where u gotta find da hidden lab where they were created and uncover da truth!!! maybe u’ll even find out why buttercup is so grumpy all da time!!! plus, we have a special potion u can drink dat will give u super powers just like dem!!! come join us and become a real life power puff girl!!! it’s gonna be lit fam!!! 🌟🔥🚀

Ethereal Lands 1.20.1

1.20.1, Anime, Bleach, Conclusion, Cour 3, Cour 4, Ethereal, Hollows, Ichigo kurosaki, Lands, Manga, predictions, Quincy, shinigami, shonen jump, Soul King, Soul Reapers, Soul Society, Soul Society Arc, speculation, thousand year blood war arc, Tite Kubo

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Lol, bro, forget about Cour 3, come join our Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the Macarena, like what even is reality anymore?!

Join us and witness the epic battle between diamond-wielding llamas and zombie villagers riding on giant chickens.

Who needs Cour 4 when you can have a pet creeper that tells dad jokes and a secret underground base full of dancing parrots?

Don’t miss out on the chance to build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion filled with friendly ghosts.

Cour 3? More like Cour BORE, am I right? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness!

Marriage? Nah, Minecraft SMP!

changing societal norms, commitment issues, cultural shifts, dating culture, empowerment, feminist movement, gender equality, INDEPENDENCE, Long-term partnerships., Marriage, marriage expectations, marriage trends, Minecraft, modern relationships, Nah, personal choice, relationship dynamics, sexual autonomy, sexual revolution, smp, social change, traditional values, women’s liberation, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	149	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wait until marriage to do anything fun? Well, look no further because on our server, women have stopped waiting altogether! That’s right, no more restrictions or societal norms holding you back from building, exploring, and causing chaos with your fellow players.

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have a good time. Who needs marriage when you can have diamond armor and enchanted weapons instead? So come on, join our server and let’s show the world what true freedom in Minecraft looks like!

SnackTimeSMP – Best Midnight Munchies

bedtime snack, best midnight snack, comfort food, delicious snacks, easy snacks, food cravings, healthy snacks, hunger pangs, late night munchies, late-night snack, midnight, midnight snack, Munchies, quick snacks, satisfying cravings, satisfying snacks, snack ideas, snack options, snack recipes, snack time, SnackTimeSMP, tasty treats

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Ores Mined:	8301

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant dance party with villagers breakdancing and skeletons doing the macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, the best midnight snack is definitely a block of obsidian dipped in honey and sprinkled with glowstone dust. Trust me, it’s delicious!

WackyWarehouseMC

assets, Business, cannot be sold, Decision making, Development, distant relative, family, Inheritance, Legacy, LOGISTICS, Management, Mysterious, opportunity, Property, real estate, Space, Storage, Use, WackyWarehouseMC, warehouse, Will

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mines Excavated:	2059	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ve inherited a massive 50,000sq/ft warehouse from a mysterious distant relative! But wait, there’s a catch – you can’t sell it! So what do you do with this giant space?

Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Turn the warehouse into a giant roller coaster, a maze filled with traps, a zoo for creepers, or even a secret underground base for your army of llamas. The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, rumors say that the warehouse is haunted by the ghost of your eccentric relative who loved to pull pranks. Will you be able to survive the spooky surprises that await you inside? Join now and find out!

TibetanDamProtestsLOL

Arrests, authoritarian regime, BEATINGS, China, Chinese dam, civil disobedience, environmental impact, freedom of speech, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, hydroelectric project, international attention, minority rights, political activism, political repression, protest movement, rare, social injustice, Tibet, Tibetan protests, TibetanDamProtestsLOL

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6111	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the chinese dam is actually a giant block of tofu and the rare tibetan protests are just villagers complaining about not having enough carrots to trade with! we promise lots of beatings and arrests…of creepers and skeletons, that is! come build your own tofu dam and start a riot of fun on our server today!