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FlexCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	747	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2127
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has been flexing for over 40 years! That’s right, we’ve been flexing longer than your grandma’s been knitting sweaters.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who have mastered the art of flexing in Minecraft. We’re talking diamond armor so blingy it blinds other players, houses so grand they make the Taj Mahal look like a shack, and farms so efficient they put industrial agriculture to shame.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Flexing Llama, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping stacks of diamonds wherever it goes. Some say it’s a glitch in the game, others say it’s just the server’s way of rewarding players for their dedication to flexing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start flexing like you’ve never flexed before. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to spot the elusive Flexing Llama and become a legend in your own right.

Best Seasons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Oh honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own secret society and plot against the players, and where the villagers have all become professional dancers.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant squids, participate in llama races across the desert, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep.

And don’t even get me started on the best seasons! Season 3 was all about the Great Potato War, where players fought tooth and nail to control the potato market and become the spud king. Season 7 saw the rise of the Chicken Mafia, led by a rogue chicken named Cluck Norris who demanded tribute in the form of golden carrots.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Awkward Gamer Minecraft Server

#gamer, awkward, coom, coping mechanisms, cuck, envy, Frustrated, hot people, incel, incel problems, Insecurity, Jealousy, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, Server, sex, sexual frustration, Therapy, toxic masculinity

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of being a Minecraft incel, watching all the hot players on the server getting it on while you’re left in the virtual dust? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can join in on all the sexy shenanigans!

We have a special potion that turns you into a Minecraft Chad, guaranteeing you’ll never be left out of the fun again. With our exclusive “Cuckoo for Coom Coom” event, you’ll be cooooooooming in no time!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to incel life forever. It’s time to get your virtual groove on and become the ultimate Minecraft player!

Minecraft SMP: Make Keke Keke Ke!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	113
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Towns Built:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	261	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a herd of zombie chickens. True story. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual potato sack race, where players race through a maze filled with explosive sheep and lava pits. The winner gets a crown made entirely of diamonds (Disclaimer: crown may or may not actually be made of diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Blocky Knights Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base where we host daily dance parties with the Endermen. Trust me, they’ve got some killer moves! – Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. Legend says the pig is now the ruler of the server. – We have a special event where players can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted saddle for your pig! – Our server is haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just wants to find his missing arm. Help him out and he might reward you with enchanted armor. – We have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who only respond to players who can tell a good joke.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Bill’s Minecraft SMP Billionaire Club

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4410	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Gods Slained:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the riches flow like lava and the adventures never end!

Join us and you could be rolling in so much virtual cash, you’ll be swimming in diamond blocks like Scrooge McDuck. We’re talking 1 million dollars a month, for 84 years straight. You’ll be so rich, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

And forget about universal healthcare, who needs it when you’ve got all that sweet, sweet cash? Taxes? Pfft, not in our world. We’re too busy building epic rollercoasters and pranking each other with TNT traps to worry about boring old taxes.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, if you’re not careful). Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land. Or at least have a good laugh trying.

Brain Damage Anon Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a zombie after being brainwashed by society and your own bad habits? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for there is a Minecraft server out there that can help you regain your humanity! Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery and pixelated redemption.

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane challenges that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course). Build your own virtual rehab center and help other players overcome their virtual addictions. Who knew that breaking blocks could be so therapeutic?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that even the most pixelated of creatures can find their way back to humanity. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

Cute Autistic Minecraft SMP Girl

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6472
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server has the most adorable, dedicated, and slightly autistic girl you’ll ever meet! She’s like a unicorn in the Minecraft world – rare, magical, and always ready to build the most epic creations.

Join our server and witness the chaos as this girl takes on challenges with her unique perspective and unstoppable determination. From building pixel art of her favorite memes to creating intricate redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, she’s a force to be reckoned with.

But be warned, her cuteness and dedication are not to be underestimated. She may seem innocent, but she’s a master prankster and will stop at nothing to troll her fellow players. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the wild ride that is playing with this one-of-a-kind Minecraft queen.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Crafty Canvas Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing your blocky butt off.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mini-games that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) as you compete against other players in epic challenges.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a thriving art community where you can show off your pixelated masterpieces and even request custom artwork from our talented players. Want a portrait of your Minecraft character riding a unicorn through a field of diamonds? Just ask and someone will make it happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next?

Todd The Lying Asshole in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8194

Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to witness Todd, the ultimate slacker, who refuses to make any progress or effort in the game. He’s too busy lying and cheating his way through the game, but hey, at least he’s entertaining to watch! Who knows what crazy schemes he’ll come up with next to avoid actually playing the game properly. It’s a wild ride on our server, so come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans Todd will get up to next!