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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 2579 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
you think the Kremlin is crazy? wait till you see our players trying to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. it’s like watching a bunch of monkeys trying to solve a Rubik’s cube, but way more entertaining.
we even have a secret faction of players who dress up as potatoes and roam the server causing chaos. it’s like a real-life potato revolution, but with less carbs.
so come join us on our minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away.