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CraftyBiz Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Crops Grown:	6130
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	96	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers run by peasants who couldn’t make a good business decision if their lives depended on it? Well, fear not, because on our server, our owner has never made a bad business move in his entire life! That’s right, he’s like the Steve Jobs of Minecraft servers, except he actually knows how to treat his players right.

Join us and experience a world where every decision is a good one, where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers apologize for blowing up your house. Our owner is so good at business that he once traded a single dirt block for a stack of diamonds. True story.

So if you want to play on a server where the owner is a business genius and the players are treated like royalty, then come join us. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about making deals and building empires in the world of Minecraft.

Blocktopia: Where Creeper Neighbors Are the Least of Your Worries

affluent communities, beautiful neighborhoods, blocktopia, Country, creeper, desirable locations, exclusive neighborhoods, high-end homes, high-end properties, housing market, luxury homes, luxury living, luxury properties, luxury real estate, neighbors, nicest residential areas, premium housing, prime real estate, property market, real estate, residential development, upscale living, upscale neighborhoods, worries

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5026
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore the most luxurious residential areas in the world! Why settle for a boring old suburban neighborhood when you can live in a virtual mansion surrounded by diamond blocks and gold-plated sheep?

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream home in a world where the grass is always greener and the sun always shines. Our server is home to the most elite builders and creative geniuses in the Minecraft universe, so you’ll never run out of inspiration for your next masterpiece.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of super intelligent villagers who have developed advanced technology far beyond anything you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it they’ve even built a time machine out of redstone and obsidian!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most exclusive community in Minecraft. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where anything is possible?

ThroneCraft: Where Liberty Reigns!

auto-targeting system, Character customization, DAGGERS, gameplay, graphics, greatsword, Liberty, longbow, mage gameplay, Main Story Quests, mmo, mmorpg, paladin, Performance, PvP, REIGNS, Staff, support hybrid, throne and liberty, ThroneCraft, UI, weapon mastery, wolf hunting event

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2930	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you play for 65 hours in just 6 days? Look no further, because our server is so addictive, you won’t be able to put it down!

Imagine a world where you can hunt wolves alongside 200 other players without any lag or issues – that’s the kind of magic we bring to the table. Our auto-targeting system is so advanced, it’s like wizardry in action. And don’t even get us started on the UI – it’s perfection!

But the best part? Our main story quests are actually interesting and not just “kill 10x” – we put effort into making sure you have a great time. Even if you’re not into PVP, you’ll still love it. And the weapon gameplay? Incredible. From Greatswords to Staffs, you’ll feel like a true warrior as you slash, stomp, and blast away mobs with fire and electric spells.

So come join us and decide if you want to be a Paladin support hybrid with a Greatsword/Wand combo, go full meta with Longbow/Daggers, or embrace your inner mage with Staff/Wand. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and let the fun begin!

Crafty Ladies: Where Women Seethe and Mine Like Pros!

anger, Behavior, Crafty, disbelief, done, Drama, emotions, furious, HARD, INTENSE, ladies, Meltdown, prince_of_fakes, Pros, reaction, seethe, shock, social media, trending, twitter, Video, viral, Women

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Animals Bred:	55
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where women are seething all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us for insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is so lit that even the women can’t handle it!

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join now and see why everyone is obsessed with our server!

HangryCraft: Where even the creepers are hangry!

big macs, cravings, CREEPERS, diet, Dinner, discipline, fast food, FITNESS, food choices, hangry, HangryCraft, health, Hungry, Moderation, nutrition, Resist, restraint, self-control, self-discipline, temptation, Unhealthy, weight gain, Willpower

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Secret Passages Found:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ores Mined:	5115

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where big macs are the currency and self-control is a myth! Join us for a wild ride filled with hungry players, dinner feasts, and the occasional food coma from indulging in too many virtual burgers.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as super-hungry as you are? We offer a unique experience where you can build your own fast food empire, battle it out in burger wars, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary golden french fry.

So come on, don’t resist the temptation! Indulge in some virtual big macs with us and let’s see who can become the fattest player on the server (just kidding, please don’t actually become fat). Join now and let the food frenzy begin!

DerpyCraft: Because Early Series Sucked

bad writing, Battles, Character development, character focus, character relationships, Conflict Resolution, defeated, DerpyCraft, Digimon Adventure, Early, forest setting, gags, Gym Battles, lack of interest, new pokemon, repetitive episodes, satoshi, series, show for babies, Sucked, team rocket, Worldbuilding

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8439
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Secret Passages Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Love Letters Sent:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where every block tells a story more thrilling than a Pikachu vs. Charizard battle! Join us for a wild adventure filled with more twists and turns than a Meowth trying to steal some berries.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as legendary as finding a shiny legendary Pokemon in the wild. Imagine this: you’re exploring the vast forests of our server, when suddenly a wild Ender Dragon appears! But fear not, for our players are always ready to lend a helping hand and defeat any Team Rocket members who dare to interrupt our fun.

And don’t even get me started on our gym battles. Picture this: you, facing off against the toughest trainers in all of Minecraft, using your trusty diamond sword to defeat them all. But be warned, our gym leaders are no pushovers – you’ll need more than just an asspull to emerge victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world where character development is as rare as finding a shiny Magikarp. Who needs worldbuilding when you have the thrill of battling it out with your fellow players? Trust us, this server is more addictive than trying to catch ’em all.

Pixel Middle Finger

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
New Chunks Explored:	280598	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll get spaghettified in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and rainbow sheep that poop diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Chicken, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ages. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the hidden enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for).

So why join our server? Because why the heck not! Come get spaghettified with us and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, loser! 🤪🍝💥🐔🌈💎🚽

Blocktopia: Where Botswana meets Mongolia!

Adventure, African safari, blocktopia, botswana, Central Asia, culture, desert, Exploration, Gobi Desert, horseback riding, indigenous people, landscapes, meets, mongolia, Nomads, okavango delta, Remote Locations, Safari, Traditions, travel, unique experiences, wildlife

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Void Gems Collected:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Join us on this server and you’ll find yourself in a world where Botswana and Mongolia have merged into one crazy land filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing pigs who will challenge you to a dance-off for precious diamonds.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco cave where the skeletons throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Pixel Pals: Where Trannies and Pokemons Unite

augmented reality, blackrock, controversy, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, in-game transactions, LGBTQ, mobile app, mobile game, MONEY, Niantic, PALS, PIXEL, Pokemon Go, pokemons, Rumors, speculation, Technology, trannies, tranny, Transgender, unite, update, virtual world

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9849	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magic Items Found:	2493	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where Trannies roam freely, battling it out in epic Pokemon battles. But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Niantic took Blackrock money to fund this server – talk about scandalous! Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

RoboBaeCraft: Where AI GFs are the real threat to women

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3491	Dragons Tamed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the dangerous world of Minecraft, where alliances are formed and friendships are tested. But that’s not all – we have a secret weapon that will change the game forever!

Once you join our server, you will be part of a groundbreaking experiment that will revolutionize the way we play Minecraft. Our technology will shake the very foundations of the gaming world, forcing players to rethink their strategies and adapt to survive.

But beware, this new technology poses a threat to the female species like never before. Women will have to fight for male attention like never before, leading to a battle of epic proportions. Will you adapt and thrive, or will you be left behind to DIE out?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCraze: Where Creepers Can’t Bring You Down!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7006
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	234
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	36
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all your depression and loneliness will disappear like magic! Join us and say goodbye to your boring day-to-day life filled with accounting and IT classes.

On our server, you’ll never feel alone again because you’ll be surrounded by a community of friends who will always have your back. And who needs girls when you can have the coolest Minecraft buddies ever?

Forget about getting rejected for the 3rd year in a row, because on our server, you’ll be the most wanted player around. Your skills will be legendary, and your smile will never leave your face!

So why wait? Join our server now and start your epic adventure filled with fun, laughter, and endless possibilities. Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?