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Parent’s House Minecraft Server

aita, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Cooking, Dinner, Empathy, Fixing, Frustration, House, Issues, Meal, Minecraft, not clarifying, parents, parents’ house, partner, relationship, resolution, Server, Time management, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Towns Built:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with hangry partners? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some virtual adventures instead.

Our server is the perfect place to hide out when your partner is on the warpath about missing dinner. Build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their hangry wrath, or team up with other players to take on epic quests and distract yourself from the real-life drama.

With endless possibilities for exploration and creativity, our server is the ultimate escape from relationship woes. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world behind for a while – your virtual dinner can wait!

CommuteCraft: UnhappyHubby

7 am, accident, ANNOYED, Blocking, CommuteCraft, Connection, Driving, exit, freeway, Happy, hurt feelings, lane switch, love, mini argument, morning commute, reciprocate, smiling, Surprise, UnhappyHubby, waving, Wife

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9254
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of getting into arguments with your spouse over not waving back on the freeway? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe space where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without worrying about hurt feelings over missed waves.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build a giant waving hand monument in our server, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land filled with endless diamonds and gold. Who needs freeway waves when you can wave hello to riches beyond your wildest dreams in Minecraft?

So come join us and wave goodbye to freeway drama – wave hello to a whole new world of adventure and fun!

BreakupCraft: No more shared diamonds!

acceptance, breakup recovery, BreakupCraft, Closure, closure process, diamonds, emotional growth, Emotional healing, finding peace, healing, healthy breakup, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving forward, moving on, personal development, positive ending, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, shared, starting over, worst part

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1114
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Runes Activated:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about healthy breakups again! Why? Because on our server, we have a magical love potion that guarantees eternal love and happiness for all players! Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to building a virtual life with your one true Minecraft love!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their backup dancers. Who knew monsters had such killer moves?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a love potion and a monster dance party all in one place? Join us now and let the fun begin!

HezCraft Retaliation

Attacks, civilian casualties, civilians, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, disproportionate, escalation, hezbollah, HezCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, RETALIATION, retaliation policy, SECURITY, Terrorism, US, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Potions Brewed:	56	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, ya know? we got like, crazy builds and epic battles and stuff. like, if you join, you’ll be part of this epic war between two factions – the Potato People and the Carrot Crew.

the Potato People are all about building massive underground bunkers and hiding from the Carrot Crew, who are like, obsessed with building giant carrot statues everywhere. it’s like, so intense, man.

oh, and get this – there’s this secret dungeon hidden deep in the server where you can find the legendary Sword of Cheese, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese. like, whaaat?

also, there’s this rumor going around that if you find the mystical Chicken of Destiny hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. like, how crazy is that?

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of adventure and chaos and just plain silliness, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPeople4Life #CarrotCrewSucks

BlockyAddictCraft

148 studies, 4.3 million, addiction, at risk, becoming dependent, BlockyAddictCraft, Chronic pain, dependency, Drugs, findings, millions, Misuse, Opioid painkillers, opioids, Patients, review, review of studies, Risk, signs, study

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchantments Applied:	278

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that give you unlimited steak!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so addictive, it’s like an opioid painkiller for your gaming soul! Once you start playing, you won’t be able to stop! We got 148 studies to prove it, involving over 4.3 million players who are now addicted to our server!

And get this, 1 in 3 players show signs of becoming dependent on our server, and 1 in 8 are at risk of misusing their time by playing too much! So come on, join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! You won’t regret it, unless you have a problem with addiction, then maybe you should stay away. But who cares about that, right? Let’s play!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

amazed, astonishment, bewildered, bewildering, BlockyBanter, confusion, disbelief, dumbfounded, emotion, exclamation, Expression, Flabbergasted, incredulous, Minecraft, reaction, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., startled, Stunned, Surprise, taken aback

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8019
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Crops Grown:	9052	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a spoon. Our server is so wild that the creepers throw parties instead of exploding, and the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs and sings karaoke. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!

AnimeMangaRealism Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, AnimeMangaRealism, Art styles, character design, comic books, creativity, Entertainment, FANTASY, Graphic art, graphic novels, illustration, Japanese culture, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, pop culture, Realism, Realistic, semi-realistic, smp, storytelling, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Enchantments Applied:	157
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mines Excavated:	3366
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a crossover episode between Minecraft and your favorite anime! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant kawaii catgirl appears and challenges you to a build battle. And don’t even get me started on the manga-style mobs that drop rare loot like enchanted ramen noodles. So if you’re a fan of anime and manga with realistic art styles, this is the server for you! Join now for a truly wacky and wild adventure that will have you saying “I can’t believe it’s not anime!”

NostalgiaCraft

Carefree, carefree days, Cherished moments, childhood innocence, childhood memories, comfort, family time, happy moments, Heartwarming, Innocence, joy, Laughter, love, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, playful, precious memories, Reminiscing, sentimental, unforgettable, warm feelings

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Divine Spears Created:	25	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Emeralds Found:	3841
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Remember that time when you were a kid and you discovered a secret passage in your house that led to a magical land filled with talking animals and endless adventures? Well, that’s basically what joining our Minecraft server feels like!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with blocks and mobs instead of candy and Oompa Loompas.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon who only speaks in riddles. Will you be the brave soul to solve the dragon’s puzzles and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you be too busy building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, your inner child will thank you.

CraftyProstateManiac

activism, advocacy, Awareness, Campaign, CraftyProstateManiac, death, Democracy, Diagnosis, dies, Government, health, Illness, leadership, Legacy, man, Manifesto, mens health, mortality, Politics, prostate cancer, Treatment

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Star Shards Collected:	200	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. we got like, a whole democracy thing going on, but then this manifesto dude dies of prostate cancer. like, what even is that? but don’t worry, we got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

ImmigrantCraft Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, alternate history, bioshock infinite, corrupt government, cultural critique, dystopian, First Person Shooter, Immigrant, ImmigrantCraft, immigration, Minecraft, narrative driven, narrative-driven gameplay, Oppression, perfect society, political commentary, Rebellion, ruins, Server, social commentary, society collapse, video game, Wolfenstein reboot

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join as an immigrant and wreak havoc on a perfect society! Forget Bioshock Infinite and Wolfenstein, this is where the real chaos happens.

Join us as we create a world where immigrants are the true rulers, causing mayhem and madness wherever they go. Build your own empire and watch as it crumbles under the weight of your destructive tendencies.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive in this twisted world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Join now and let the chaos begin!