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YogaCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, Drama, Friend, Girlfriend, Insecurity, Maturity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationships, Relaxation, response, self-care, Server, Support, text message, Trust, yoga, YogaCraft

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2943
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of F26 who started doing yoga and ended up in a crazy love triangle!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you receive a text from a friend accusing you of stealing their virtual boyfriend. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky form! Will you defend your honor or stir up even more chaos? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret alliances, epic battles, and friendships tested to the limits. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such intense drama? Join now and be part of the madness – just remember to keep your virtual relationships drama-free!

BlockyBigotry

American beauty standard, Apology, beauty standards, BlockyBigotry, Chinese American, Chinese beauty standard, Confrontation, crew team, Cultural differences, discrimination, ethnicity, misunderstanding, parents, Principal, private school, racism, racist, sunscreen, Tanned

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Ores Mined:	1510
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting tanned is the sand on our beaches! Join us for a sun-soaked adventure filled with epic builds and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine rowing your way through pixelated waters, with your crew team by your side. But watch out for those sneaky mobs trying to ruin your perfect tan! And speaking of tans, we fully support all beauty standards, whether you want to be as pale as a ghost or as bronzed as a baked potato.

Don’t worry about any accusations of racism here, because we embrace all ethnicities and backgrounds. In fact, we encourage you to express your unique beauty standards, whether it’s rocking a tan or staying as fair as a snowflake.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be apologizing for is not joining sooner! And don’t worry about your principal or parents getting mad – they’ll be too busy trying to survive in our wild and wacky world. See you in-game, and remember, tan lines are just the start of your epic adventure!

SubredditSneakz

Entertainment, Favorite, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure addiction, guilty pleasure browsing, guilty pleasure community, guilty pleasure forum, guilty pleasure obsession, guilty pleasure subreddit, guilty pleasure subreddit list, guilty pleasure subreddit recommendations, hidden gem subreddit, internet guilty pleasure, niche subreddit, Online Community, online guilty pleasure, secret subreddit, subreddit, subreddit addiction, subreddit obsession, SubredditSneakz

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Reddit addicts out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Want to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn? Go for it! How about starting a llama racing league? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding penguins who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their dastardly plans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in your guilty pleasure of epic proportions. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

CeliblockGayLand

acceptance, catholic church, catholicism, Celibacy, CeliblockGayLand, church doctrine, Church policy, clergy, discrimination, equal rights, Gay priests, Homosexuality, inclusion, italy, LGBTQ, Moral values, religious tolerance, sexual orientation, social progress, Vatican, Vatican City

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5779
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Towns Built:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

So like, dis Minecraft server is like, da bomb diggity, ya know? We got gay priests from da Vatican chillin in Italy, but only if dey stay celibate while playin Minecraft. It’s like a whole new level of holy Minecraft fun, ya feel me? Come join us and see if you can resist da temptation to build a rainbow castle with your fellow celibate priests. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

CraftyRx – The Blockbuster Pharmacy

blockbuster, Cigna, conflicts of interest, conglomerates, CraftyRx, CVS, healthcare costs, healthcare industry, healthcare providers, healthcare services, healthcare system, humana, insurance companies, medication access, medication management, patient care, pharmaceuticals, pharmacies, pharmacy, Pharmacy Benefit Managers, prescription drugs, UnitedHealth Group, US patients

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Crops Grown:	5678	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

join this cray cray minecraft server where we have pharmacy benefit managers running around negotiating access to imaginary medicines for all the players. they will steer you to use their own imaginary pharmacies, which are part of conglomerates like CVS, UnitedHealth Group, Cigna, and Humana. but watch out, cuz they may create conflicts of interest and try to steal all your diamonds! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness of our crazy pharmacy-themed world!

2TMC

2TMC, Active, Additional mods, Chaos, Chat, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Friendly, hermitcraft, Mods, NA, Plugins, smp, Streamer, Terrain generation, Terrain generation mods, Vanilla, voice channels, Whitelist, YouTuber

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68

2TMC Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Community	21+ friendly community
Mods	Terrain generation mods and data packs to enhance vanilla experience
Discord	Voice chat on Discord required

Data Packs

Anti Enderman Grief
AFK Messages
Name Formatting Station

Fabric Mods

Armor Poser
Simple Voicechat
Enhanced Groups

Required Fabric Mods

Armor Poser
No Chat Reports
Xaeros Minimap

Server Rules

Be Respectful
No Griefing or Cheating
English Only Chat
Non-Destructive Pranks Allowed

Joining the Server

If you are interested in joining, please fill out the application form.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, players must be 21 years or older to join the 2TMC server.
Are voice chat and Discord mandatory?	Yes, voice chat on Discord is required for communication on the server.
Can I use hacked clients on the server?	No, hacking or the use of hacked clients is prohibited on the server.

Silly Grin Realm 1.20

dumb, Grin, long tail tags, Realm, silly, Smile, stupid

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2724
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Magic Items Found:	4296	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocky graphics and creepers that blow up your hard work!

We got so many crazy mods that will make your brain explode with excitement! Like, you can ride a pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes, how sick is that?

And the best part is, we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot, trust me.

Plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family – we argue, we laugh, we accidentally set each other on fire with flint and steel, it’s a blast!

So come on, join us and let’s build some epic structures, troll each other with TNT, and just have a grand old time. You won’t regret it, unless you do, but hey, that’s life, right?

Sister’sXmasUpgrade Minecraft Server

better version, Brat, christmas, Class, college student, Concert, decision, earplugs, gift, hurt feelings, Mental, Minecraft, MONEY, noise cancelling, noise reduction, room, Server, Silence, sister, SistersXmasUpgrade, study, top range, volume control

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Divine Spears Created:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of all the noise in your life? Do you need a break from the chaos and just want some peace and quiet? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape to a world of tranquility and build your own little oasis of calm!

Just like the college student who wanted the perfect earplugs for studying, you too can find your perfect place on our server. With customizable settings and a variety of peaceful biomes to explore, you can create the ultimate study space or just relax and unwind after a long day.

Forget about noisy concerts and loud events – on our server, you can control the volume and create your own serene environment. And don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings by wanting something better – here, we encourage you to prioritize your own needs and desires.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of tranquility in the world of Minecraft. Who knew that escaping the noise could be so much fun?

NoGambleFamCashTwice

401k loan, declined loan, difficult situation, dwindling savings, family relationships, Family Support, financial boundaries, financial help, guilty conscience, lottery ticket, negative bank account, NoGambleFamCashTwice, online slots, personal finances, problem gambler, restructuring debt, savings account, Slot machine, tough decision, unemployed

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Potions Brewed:	65
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the guilt of not lending money to your slot machine addicted sister! Join us and build your own virtual empire, where you can watch your savings dwindle in the form of diamond blocks and golden apples.

Explore our virtual world and help restructure your sister’s debt by mining for resources and trading with other players. Who knows, maybe you’ll strike it rich and be able to pay off her online slot debts in no time!

Don’t worry about being the A (the Asshole), because in this Minecraft server, everyone is family. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s build a world where financial responsibility is just a block away!

CreeperCompliments

Compliment, CreeperCompliments, flattery, Intimacy, love, relationships, romance, Surprising, unexpected, unexpected acclamation, unexpected accolades, unexpected admiration, unexpected approval, unexpected comments, unexpected compliment, unexpected feedback, unexpected kudos, unexpected praise, unexpected remarks, unexpected words

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected compliments during intimacy, like “Your block-placing skills are out of this world!” or “I’ve never seen someone mine diamonds with such finesse!” Trust us, you won’t be disappointed. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!