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CollabCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Farms Harvested:	252	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is filled with the funniest players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground club where only the coolest players can hang out. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures and rare items waiting to be discovered by those brave enough to explore.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around. Just remember, when you’re asking for collabs with the girls, pretend you’re not from our fanbase so you don’t damage our reputation – it’s all part of the fun!

ArgenKiller Minecraft Server

African national team, African teams, ArgenKiller, argentina, Competition, Defeat, Destroyed, DOMINANCE, football, goals, International, match, Minecraft, national pride, Players, Server, Soccer, sports, Sportsmanship, Tournament, triumph, Victory

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the torches in a mineshaft? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Argentina couldn’t resist destroying another African national team after playing on it. Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-wearing llamas, creeper dance parties, and secret dungeons filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust us, you won’t find a server crazier than this one!

BroLawsWeddingMCServ

AITAH, BroLawsWeddingMCServ, brother-in-law, Budget, children, Disabilities, dream wedding, electrician, emergency fund, ENGAGEMENT, expensive taste, family, favouring, Health Insurance, Pump, refusing, selfish, spare $10 000, spend money, Type 1 diabetes, Wealthy, Wedding

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7809
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as a family feud over wedding funds!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the moment when your partner’s brother and sister-in-law tried to guilt trip you into paying for their extravagant wedding.

But fear not, on our server, you can escape the family drama and focus on building your dream world in peace. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure worth $10,000 to fund your own virtual wedding extravaganza.

So come on over and join the fun – because in this Minecraft server, the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first!

StepMamaCraft

blended family, child custody, child support, child’s belongings, child’s needs, child’s rights, co parenting, Communication, custody, family dynamics, financial agreement, financial expectations, financial responsibility, Jealousy, parenting, parenting roles, relationship boundaries, shared parenting, social media drama, step mother, StepMamaCraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience for all players! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and outrageous demands just like in the real world!

Imagine a world where you have to pay $100 a night to feed and clothe your Minecraft character, just like in the story above! But don’t worry, we won’t actually make you pay real money – it’s all just for laughs and giggles.

Experience the thrill of dealing with crazy step-parents who accuse you of being a bad Minecraft player and refuse to take financial responsibility for your in-game items. Will you stand up for your virtual rights or let them walk all over you?

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the insane world of co-parenting in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual custody battle! So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!

BlockyBlunders Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Buildings Constructed:	27	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Have you ever heard of someone accidentally punching a creeper thinking it was their pet pig? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to experience the most ridiculous deaths and respawn with a laugh. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a blast (literally) on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a roller coaster that launches you into a pit of lava if you don’t scream “I love creepers” the whole way through. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

PixelFlirtz

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2877
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Divine Spears Created:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you a redstone torch? Because you’re lighting up my world and making my pistons extend! Join our Minecraft server and see if you can handle the heat of our spicy pick up lines. We guarantee you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on our server. So come on, don’t be a creeper, join us and let’s craft some unforgettable memories together!

AussieSpyCraft Minecraft Server

#classified information, ACCUSED, AussieSpyCraft, australian soldier, BETRAYAL, Conspiracy, Defense, double agent, Espionage, foreign affairs, husband, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, national security, russia, SECURITY, Server, Spying, Treason, undercover operation

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where australian soldiers and their husbands are accused of spying for russia! we have secret missions and undercover ops that will blow your mind! build your own spy base and gather intel on your enemies while dodging accusations of treason! join now for a wild ride full of espionage and betrayal!

HamasCraft: Tomorrow’s Revenge

Captivity, captivity experience, captivity ordeal, captivity recovery, captivity release, captivity survival, emotional distress, emotional trauma, Hamas, HamasCraft, Hostage, hostage rescue, hostage testimony, hostage trauma, mental health, mental resilience, psychological abuse, psychological torture, rescue, Revenge, Survival, Tomorrows, Trauma

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	1144

join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got players threatening to kill each other, just like in this crazy headline! but don’t worry, we don’t actually condone violence, it’s all in good fun. you never know what kind of wild adventures you’ll encounter on our server. come join us and see for yourself!

CraftyIQs – Hot Server Insults

America, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, CraftyIQs, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, derogatory terms, global perceptions, global perspectives, hot, insult, insults, INTELLECT, intelligence, intelligence insults, intelligence levels, intelligence measurements, intelligence shaming, international insults, IQ comparisons, Room temperature IQ, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

are you tired of being called “room temperature iq” outside of america? well, come join our minecraft server and show them all how smart you really are! we have brain-boosting potions that will make you the einstein of the block world.

our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds safe from those pesky griefers.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will protect you from any mobs that try to mess with you. plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and back, so you can ride in style while avoiding those pesky pigmen.

so come on down to our server and show the world that you are the ultimate minecraft mastermind. join now before the ender dragon steals all the glory for himself!

Pee2PurifyCraft

#sustainability, astronaut gear, drinking water, Dune stillsuits, environmental impact, future technology, futuristic design, innovation, Nasa Artemis program, Pee2PurifyCraft, prototype design, renewable resources, science advancements, space exploration, Space missions, space technology, Space Travel, spacesuit, urine recycling, water conservation, water purification

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mines Excavated:	2864
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Crops Grown:	1732
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have spacesuits that turn pee into water like in the movie dune. imagine surviving in the desert and peeing in your suit only to drink it later. it’s like magic but with science. come play with us and experience the future of hydration. NASA is shook at our innovation. pee-pee water for the win!