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Minecraft SMP – /ldg/ – Local Diamond Gatherers

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6872	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Animals Bred:	44
Zombie Dances:	2	Votes:	4846
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your imagination? Join our server for a chance to battle dragons with your bare hands, ride pigs into battle, and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?).

Our server is like no other, with plugins that let you summon a herd of dancing llamas, turn your enemies into chickens, and even make your character break out into a spontaneous dance routine whenever you find diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure, a hidden realm where gravity doesn’t exist, and a portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy (watch out for the gummy bear monsters!).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re going to need it!

SisCraft Drama: LC Edition

#bedrest, bil, Business, compassion, Drama, Edition, fertility issues, health, husband, ivf, LC, legal route, miscarriages, Partnership, Pregnancy, PROFITS, SisCraft, sister, stress, unfairness, unfairness of the universe, WIBTA

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t face any unexpected partnership endings like in the real world! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own virtual empire without the fear of betrayal.

Our server is like a virtual IVF specialist, helping you birth amazing creations and conquer new territories. Plus, we have zero tolerance for irresponsible behavior, so you can rest assured that your hard work won’t go to waste.

Don’t let the unfairness of the universe get you down, join our server and let the stress melt away as you explore new worlds and make new friends. And hey, if you need to go LC with your sister in the real world, at least you can still game together on our server!

So come on over and join us for some Minecraft madness, where the only thing you’ll be stressing about is how to build the coolest castle. See you in the virtual world!

CraftyRandomFacts

Astonishing, BIZARRE, CraftyRandomFacts, Curious, fun fact, INTERESTING, knowledge, Mind Blowing, odd, offbeat, peculiar, quirky, random fact, strange, Surprising, Trivia, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden dimension where players can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and discover the most random facts you never knew about Minecraft!

VenezuelaCraft2020

biden, Crisis, Democracy, democracy promotion, democracy restoration, diplomatic efforts., Electoral Process, foreign policy, Government, international relations, intervention, Latin America, new elections, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, Politics, regime change, south america, united states, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	212	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Come join our epic Minecraft server where Biden himself is calling for new elections in Venezuela! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even world leaders can’t resist! Build your own virtual utopia and maybe even run for president of your own blocky nation. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have Biden himself endorsing your leadership skills. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly historic (and totally ridiculous)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Petting ZooCraft

Animal Behavior, animal behavior studies, animal care, animal companions, animal happiness, animal interaction, animal lovers, animal therapy, animal welfare, Animals, Companionship, emotional connection, Happiness, human-animal bond, joy, love, lucky animals, pet owners, Pets, Petting, ZooCraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where animals are, like, super into being pet. like, you can just walk up to a cow and start petting it and it’s all like “yeah, that’s the spot, keep going!” and you’re just like “wow, this is the best server ever!”

and then there’s this one time where a pig starts doing backflips because you’re petting it so good, and everyone is just like “whoa, this is some next level petting skills right here!”

and don’t even get me started on the chickens. they start laying diamond eggs because they’re so happy to be pet. like, who knew chickens could lay diamonds? only on this server, man.

so if you wanna experience the most epic petting zoo in minecraft history, you gotta join this server. trust me, it’s a wild ride.

FecalCraft: Water Woes Edition

clean water, developing countries, Edition, fecal contamination, FecalCraft, global health crisis, inadequate infrastructure, lack of access, poor sanitation, public health, safe drinking water, sanitation, Water, water access, water contamination, Water Crisis, water pollution, water quality, water scarcity, water treatment, waterborne diseases, waterborne illnesses., waterborne pathogens, woes

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Chimeras Created:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Yo, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got more water than all dem poorer countries combined, cuz we got a secret source straight from da gods themselves. And get dis, our water ain’t contaminated with no fecal matter, so u can drink up without worryin’ bout gettin’ sick. Join now and be part of da water revolution, where we make sure everyone stays hydrated and poop-free. Don’t be a noob, join us and save da world, one sip at a time!

Hyzex Games

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Dragons Tamed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Hyzex Games, your ultimate destination for immersive and exciting Minecraft gameplay just for India.We Provide multiple gamemodes like SkyBattle, Bedwars, Survival, BattleRoyal, CPVP and more.. Join Us Now !!

play.hyzexgames.com

Imperium SmokeNSurvival

+18, Adult, Anarchy, battle, Cigarette, Community, Economy, gameplay, Imperium, lit match, Mature, MCMMO, Minecraft, Pastime, Relaxed, Server, SmokeNSurvival, Smoky, Structures, Survival, Survival Games, Unique, Vanilla, VIBE, virtual, world

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2729
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Join Us:

imperium.secure.pebble.host

Chaos MC: Where griefing is our specialty! Vanilla 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Anarchy, Chaos, Creative, Discord, Economy, Factions, Griefing, KitPvP, Minigames, Plugins, Prison, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Raiding, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Specialty, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	827458
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

AnarchyMC Server Overview

Features	Description
Daily Restarts	Server restarts daily for optimal performance.
Rules	No rules on the server, allowing for complete freedom.
Flight	Flight is allowed, unlike many other Anarchy servers.
Land Claims	No land claims, letting players roam freely.
Map Resets	No map resets, allowing for long-term building projects.

AnarchyMC FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the only rule on AnarchyMC?	The only rule is No Doxxing.
What edition of Minecraft does AnarchyMC support?	Java Edition.
What is the server IP for AnarchyMC?	veinMC.mcnetwork.me

AlmondCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magic Items Found:	3783
Void Armor Forged:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	268286
Divine Spears Created:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your funny bone? Well, look no further because our server will rly activate your almonds! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and suddenly found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and creepers danced the cha-cha. It was a wild ride, let me tell you! But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Don’t believe me? Well, you’ll just have to join and see for yourself! So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust me, your almonds will thank you.