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Minecraft SMP: UrgentMessiNeeds

argentina, Competition, Desperation, Europe, flashbulbs, kick of the ball, Lionel Messi, messi, Minecraft, nation, Need, nou camp, Prayers, Rosario, smp, spain, stellar career, Urgency, UrgentMessiNeeds, world cup final

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mines Excavated:	3924	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where every block you break is a potential game-winning goal, where every creeper explosion is like a dramatic plot twist in a telenovela.

Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through epic quests, intense battles, and heart-stopping moments that will leave you on the edge of your seat. And who knows, maybe you’ll even have a chance to be the hero of the server, just like Messi was in the World Cup final!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP adventure you’ll ever experience! Messi himself would be proud to be a part of this server, so why shouldn’t you be?

MineCraftSweats – Sweat, Tears, and Creeper Fears

#Readme, creeper, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, FEARS, general, GOOGLE, japanese, Japanese locale, MineCraftSweats, novel, plot spoilers, Recommendations, specific element, spoiler tags, sweat, Tears, tech support, Thread, useful things, visual novel, VN

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like a visual novel on steroids, with English-translated Japanese visual novels being the main theme.

Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where E-celeb shitposting is strictly forbidden and where spoiler tags are used more than pickaxes.

Having trouble with your Minecraft experience? Don’t worry, just follow these steps before asking for tech support: 1. Make sure you’re in a Japanese locale (because why not?) 2. Read the readme (yes, we have one for a Minecraft server) 3. Check out our handy guide for 4chan VN help (because we’re just that extra) 4. Use DeepL to translate any error messages (because who needs Google Translate?) 5. Just Google it (because we’re not tech support, we’re just here for the laughs)

Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our extensive library of visual novels that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Download links? We’ve got ’em. Just be prepared for a wild ride that’s more intense than a hardcore survival mode playthrough.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before. It’s a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules). So grab your diamond sword and get ready for a journey that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon.

Blocky BBCs: The Minecraft Server Where Size Really Does Matter!

10 inch BBC, BBCs, blocky, cherry picking, cucks, discord server, Fags, horny, matter, Mind Blowing, Minecraft, Monsters, Reality, Server, sharing, SIZE

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Votes:	8959
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as a 10 inch BBC in real life? Look no further! Our server is filled with monstrous creations that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too, if you catch our drift). Join us and discover a world where horny fags and cucks roam free, cherry picking their way to victory. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Madman’s Chizuru Potty Party Minecraft Server

#youtube, Anime, Anime Community, chizuru, comedy, Entertainment, fan reaction, humor, internet culture, japanese, madman, Madmans, Manga, Minecraft, Outrageous, Party, potty, potty scene, reaction, Reiji, Server, thread theme, toilet humor, unexpected, viral video

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9245
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no potty scenes? Well, look no further because Reiji the madman has created the most insane server ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chizuru potty scenes that will have you laughing until you cry. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with diamond-studded toilets and a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Unlucky Blocks: Where the losing streak never ends!

Bad Luck, blocks, conning dimwits, Deceit, deceitful, Deception, dishonesty, ends, Failure, financial loss, fraud, handing him money, Incompetence, ineptitude, LOSING, losing streak, Scamming.., Streak, sucks at everything, swindling, Trickery, Unlucky, unlucky streak, Unskilled

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who goes by the name of Steve the Swindler. It’s almost as if he sucks at everything except conning dimwits into handing him money. But hey, that’s what makes this server so entertaining!

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as Steve himself. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve trying to ride a llama while juggling diamonds and singing show tunes.

But the real reason you should join this server? The llamas, of course! We have a whole llama sanctuary where you can feed, pet, and ride these majestic creatures to your heart’s content. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret llama dance party in the middle of the night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the llamas reign supreme and Steve the Swindler is always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

Creeper’s Corner: Where even the villagers question your intelligence

#youtube, Bigotry, Corner, CREEPERS, Cunt, cyberbullying, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, Hate Speech, hurtful, ignorant, inappropriate, insensitive, intelligence, offensive, online harassment, prejudice, question.., retardation, social media, UNACCEPTABLE, Video, villagers

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Divine Spears Created:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you and all your fellow degenerates!

Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay imaginable. Our server is filled with crazy events like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers.

But that’s not all! We also have the most epic loot drops, including diamond armor that makes you look like a disco ball and enchanted weapons that shoot rainbow lasers.

So, if you’re ready to leave behind the boring and mundane and enter a world of pure insanity, come join us on our server. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back. You may even find yourself questioning your own sanity. But hey, who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

PussyLickCraft: Where the only limits are your imagination… and maybe a few ribs

imagination, Limits, PussyLickCraft, ribs

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Players Killed by Monsters:	6247
Dragons Tamed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	New Chunks Explored:	126213
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Animals Bred:	52	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Kronii getting her rib removed just to lick her own…you know what? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning your life choices in no time. Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures, build the most ridiculous structures, and meet the weirdest players this side of the blocky universe. Who needs reality when you can join us and enter a world where anything is possible, even if it involves removing body parts for questionable reasons. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where You Can’t Spell ‘Diamonds’ Without ‘LOL’

Crafty, diamonds, lol, long trail tags, McCraftface, name em, name em brainstorming, name em categories, name em concepts, name em creativity, name em examples, name em exploration, name em generator, name em ideas, name em inspiration, name em list, name em names, name em phrases, name em suggestions, name em tags, name em themes, name em topics, name em trail, name em words, Server, Spell

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s just their way of showing affection.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful not to anger her, or you might end up with a face full of feathers and diamonds.

4. We have a portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to build a gingerbread house in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime!

Wizard’s Wacky World

Greg Mitchell, Kike, Potter’s House Church, potters house, redpill, Wacky, wizards, world

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Void Gems Collected:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to uncover the truth about Greg Mitchell from the Potter’s House church! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to uncover whether he’s a secret kike or not. Will we find the answers we seek? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of conspiracy and chaos anywhere else! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, anything is possible!

Chad’s Creeper Kingdom: Where Only the Chads Survive

abominations, acceptance, beauty standards, body positivity, Chad, Chads, Confidence, creeper, desire, discrimination, empowerment, fat, give up, Inclusivity, Kingdom, Misogyny, Pushups, self love, society, Stereotypes, SURVIVE, Ugly, wheelchair bound, Women

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	5393
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	216	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the ugliest, wheelchair-bound, fat abomination of a woman can still have a chance with Chad! That’s right, no need to worry about looks or physical limitations here, just start doing pushups and you’ll be on your way to finding your Minecraft soulmate.

Join us for a chance to experience the most ridiculous love stories ever seen in a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a blocky version of Chad or even a creeper with a heart of gold.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start working on those pushups, because love knows no boundaries in our crazy Minecraft world!

OomuroCraft: Where Yuru Yuri meets Minecraft for a hilarious adventure!

Adventure, Anime, comedy, Fans, finally out, friendship, Girls Love, high school, hilarious, humor, japanese, long awaited, Manga, meets, Minecraft, New Release, Oomuro-ke, OomuroCraft, Otaku, school life, series, slice of life, SpinOff, Trackers, YuRi, Yuru, Yuru Yuri

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	142
Runes Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in blocky form, where you can build your own pixelated paradise and battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off!

And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a secret hidden realm where you can mine for rare ores while riding on the back of a unicorn. Yes, you heard that right – a UNICORN! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the craziness begin!