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ShowerlessGF-911

aita, BIAS, Boundaries, care, Communication, Girlfriend, guidance, hygiene, love, mental barriers, mental health, military discipline, personal hygiene, public vs private, refuses to shower, relationship, self-care, sensory issues, ShowerlessGF911, social circle, Support

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hygiene is not just important, it’s mandatory! We understand the struggles of keeping clean, especially when you’re in the midst of a battle with sensory issues and mental barriers. But fear not, for on our server, we have special showers that are designed to make you feel like you’re in a tropical paradise while getting squeaky clean!

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off creepers and zombies, all while maintaining impeccable hygiene. Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of self-care and will support you every step of the way. Plus, we have a special feature where if you haven’t showered in 7 days, your character automatically gets a refreshing shower in-game!

So come on over and join us on this epic adventure, where cleanliness is next to godliness and where even the toughest soldiers can appreciate the power of a good shower. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this unique gaming experience!

GirlyGamerGang SMP

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, double standards, emotional well being, empowerment, exclusion, female friendships, girl code, GirlyGamerGang, gossiping, harmful rules, Honesty, judgment, loyalty, Respect, self esteem, Sisterhood, smp, Support, toxic behavior, Trust

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Emeralds Found:	5100	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only rule is “no griefing”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you must wear a chicken suit at all times! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who demand tribute in the form of chicken cosplay. But don’t worry, they’re a benevolent chicken overlords who will reward you with diamonds if you follow their ridiculous dress code. So come join us and embrace the cluckiness!

BlockBingeTV

Addictive, Beloved, binge-worthy, BlockBingeTV, Captivating, classic, Compelling, Engaging, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, long tail tag, memorable, must watch, nostalgic, Popular, Rewatchable, television, Timeless, TV series

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	4941	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of rewatching the same old TV series over and over again? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most “rewatchable” experience you’ll ever have! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as addicted to Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano, a jungle, and even outer space! It was so epic that even the creepers stopped exploding just to watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most “rewatchable” adventure of your life. Who needs TV when you have a world of infinite possibilities right at your fingertips?

Putin’s Minecraft Server: Blame Game War

aggression, Blame, blame game, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Game, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Propaganda, putin, Putins, riles, Russian, sanctions, security concerns, Server, special military operation, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Towns Built:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be part of the russian blame game but in a fun way!!!!! ukraine’s special military operation is riling up putin but don’t worry, we got u covered with our virtual world where u can build ur own military base and fight off putin’s minions with diamond swords and enchanted armor!!!!!

join now for a chance to be the hero of ukraine and save the day from putin’s evil plans!!!!!! build alliances with other players and strategize how to defeat the russian forces in epic battles that will go down in minecraft history!!!!!!!

don’t miss out on the action and drama, join now and be part of the madness!!!!!!

CraftyPutin’sArmyDislodge

Army, border area, Conflict, CraftyPutinsArmyDislodge, Crisis, dislodge, eastern europe, evacuation, flee, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military intervention, political turmoil, putin, Putin’s orders, Refugees, Russian territory, Tension, Ukrainian troops

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has ordered the army to dislodge ukrainian troops from russian territory! over 120,000 players have already fled the border area in fear of the epic battles that are about to go down! build your base, gather resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown between nations! who will come out on top in this crazy minecraft world? join now and find out!

FlexCraft: Olympic Showdown

achievement, Athletics, Citizens, Competition, Countries, Diversity, Excellence, FlexCraft, Global Event, Gold medals, Medals, national pride, Olympic, olympics, Participation, Performance, representation, showdown, sports, strength, talent, teamwork, Threshold

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Towns Built:	9
Votes:	9215	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	426781	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we have our own version of da Olympics! Countries be flexin’ over how many of their players can outperform in different sports, like block placing, zombie slayin’, and pig racing! We even got a gold medal for the player who can build the most epic castle in under 10 minutes! It’s a total blast, so come join da fun and show off your mad skills, cuz on dis server, we all winners, baby!

TipsyCraft: Over 60s Edition

60s, adults over 60, alcohol consumption, alcohol consumption patterns, alcohol use, alcohol-related deaths, deprivation, drinking habits, Edition, Frailty, health outcomes, health risks, health-related risk factors, high-risk drinking, increased deaths, low-risk drinking, moderate-risk drinking, mortality, mortality risk, older adults, older population, TipsyCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

so, like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not just mine blocks all day? well, dis server is da place to be, my dude. u wanna know why? cuz we got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join, like, ever.

so get dis, right? on dis server, if u drink even a little bit, u gonna die! like, what?! even if u just sip on some water, u gonna keel over and respawn in da afterlife. it’s wild, man. but don’t worry, if u drink a lot, u gonna die even faster. so, like, drink at your own risk, bro.

and get dis, if u old and got health problems, u gonna die even faster than the rest of us. like, if u over 60 and frail as heck, u might as well just dig your own grave in da game. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and zombies and stuff.

so, like, come join dis server if u wanna have a blast and see how long u can survive without a drop of water touching your lips. it’s gonna be a party, my dude. a party to die for. literally.

ModernVanilla

accessible, Adventure, Community, Currency, Earn, EASY, Economy, fair trade, gameplay, grind, Minecraft, miner, ModernVanilla, Netherite Ingots, Netherite Scraps, purity, Server, Survival, Trade, trade system, Upgrade, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Love Letters Sent:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Welcome to our Vanilla Minecraft Server! Here, we maintain the classic Minecraft experience with a twist. We’ve implemented a custom trade system that revolves around Netherite Ingots and Netherite Scraps as the primary currency. Whether you’re a seasoned miner or just starting, our server is designed to be easy to grind, making it accessible for everyone to earn, trade, and upgrade quickly. Dive into the world of endless possibilities, where community and fair trade meet the purity of vanilla gameplay. Join us and start your adventure today!

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NoobCrusher Minecraft Server

Against All Odds, Dark Horse, doubtful, doubtful success, far-fetched, he doesn’t stand a chance, Improbable, improbable success, improbable victory, long shot, low probability, Minecraft, NoobCrusher, not favored, not likely, Outsider, remote chance, Server, slim odds, slim possibility, Underdog, unlikely outcome, unlikely winner

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mines Excavated:	1026	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	287	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a noob who dared to challenge our server’s top player. Let’s just say, he didn’t stand a chance! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire castles in the blink of an eye and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We’ve got it. How about a pet creeper that dances to dubstep? We’ve got that too. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. From spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft skills to the next level and join a community of hardcore players who will leave you in awe, then come on down to our server. Just remember, he doesn’t stand a chance.

KekCraft SMP – The Badass Blockheads

badass, badass group, Blockheads, group, Kek, KekCraft, smp

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1167
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Void Gems Collected:	33
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Players Killed by Monsters:	787	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further, because our SMP is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and claim your prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!