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PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4437	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	267
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Holy Grails Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Crops Grown:	5301	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mines Excavated:	4613	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	908824
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Void Armor Forged:	30
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Star Shards Collected:	223

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Enchantments Applied:	191	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!