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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 9634 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5932 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!