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DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

A, animation, Anime, bottom-of-the-barrel, Character development, critique, dickriding, DickridingCraft, Disappointment, fallen standards, Fans, filler show, horrible generic soundtrack, low quality., mid-2005, Minecraft, Nick Jr., no meaningful characterization, review, Server, Soundtrack, stiff animation, television, Ultimate

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Towns Built:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Animals Bred:	158
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Modtastic Minecraft Madness – Because Vanilla is Overrated!

add-ons, alterations, changes, Customization, Enhancements, Game, gameplay, improve, IMPROVEMENTS, madness, Minecraft, modifications, Mods, Modtastic, Overrated, Tweaks, Upgrades, Vanilla, video game

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft with its basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so jam-packed with mods that your head will spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got mods that turn all the pigs into flying unicorns, mods that make every block explode when you touch it, and even a mod that turns the Ender Dragon into a friendly kitten that just wants to cuddle. Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before – just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those exploding blocks)!

Crafty Faggots: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – No WWIII Here!

Apocalypse, Conflict, Crafty, DECLARATION, distraction, Faggots, fear-mongering, global crisis, iran, Israel, j lo, Media, Minecraft, nukes, Politics, Propaganda, Server, speculation, Ultimate, uncertainty, War, world events, WWIII

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of worrying about WWIII and constantly checking the news for updates on potential nuclear war? Well, worry no more because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from all the chaos and destruction of the real world!

Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.

So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?

Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09

1. MakingFriendsOnline, 10. FriendMakingStruggles, 11. DiscordIssues, 12. OnlineGaming, 13. ToxicServers, 14. OnlineSocializing, 15. InternetResentment, 16. ModernInternet, 17. OnlineFriendshipFailures, 18. DiscordDrama, 19. OnlineFriendSearch, 2. DiscordStruggles, 20. InternetDoom, 3. OnlineFriendships, 4. Frustration, 5. SocializingOnline, 6. AutisticChallenges, 7. InternetHate, 8. FindingConnections, 9. OnlineCommunity, Crafty, Friends, making, ONLINE

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Are you tired of joining boring, toxic Discord servers full of normies, egirls, and fags? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos. Our server is filled with hilarious antics, outrageous stories, and a community of true gamers who are asocial, autistic, and ready to make some real connections. Say goodbye to the boring internet and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and experience the true meaning of online friendship – or just have a good laugh at the craziness that ensues. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition

30 Years, Abilities, Adventures, akuma no mi, Anime, blocky, BOOTY, determination, devil fruit, Edition, Fruit, Manga, Mystery, one piece, Origins, Piece, Pirates, Powers, shonen jump, speculation, speculation trail., Supernatural, theory, time to end it, ultimate thread

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	974388
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate Akuma no mi thread that will blow your mind! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t challenge your intellect? Well, look no further because on our server, we are diving deep into the origins of Devil Fruits.

Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?

Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

1. Smell, aroma, Arousal 5. Sensory, Asshole, CREEPERS, desire, Erotic, FANTASY, farts, Imagery, INTIMATE, Legendary, Naughty, Provocative, scent, Sensation, Sensation 2. Scent, Sensory, Sensual 4. Fantasy, SmellCraft, taboo, Taboo 3. Aroma

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Void Armor Forged:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.

Blocky Booty Bounce

1. Whorenene, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Assistant, blocky, BOOTY, bounce, Brainstorming, collaboration, Communication, creativity, efficient, Generate, Helpful, Innovative, inspiration, list, long trail tags, productivity, tags, Technology, Unique, Whorenene

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ores Mined:	2935
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

anguish, blocky, Blunders, coping mechanisms, cry for help, Darkness, death, depression, Despair, Edition, emotional pain, Inner Demons, kill, Kill me, mental health, mental illness, seeking help, self harm, Suffering, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, Therapy, Torment

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Animals Bred:	18	Void Gems Collected:	38
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

America’s Navy, Americas, brave, captain, courage, Crafting, Duty, Excellence, freedom, Honor, leadership, Military, Navy, patriotism, Protection, Proud, sacrifice, Say something nice, service, strength, Support, tradition, united states

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!

AwkwardCraft, Communication Issues, coworker, Crush, depression, diamonds, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, fear, Frustration, Insecurity, internal conflict, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental anguish, mental health, self esteem, self loathing, self worth, self-doubt, self-hatred, social anxiety, Struggling, suicidal thoughts, Talk

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Towns Built:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of feeling like a socially awkward penguin around your crush? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills instead! Who needs words when you can impress them with a massive castle or a pixel art portrait of their face? Join us and turn your awkwardness into awesomeness! Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always drown your sorrows in a virtual lava pit – much safer than the real thing! So come on, join us and let’s turn those awkward moments into epic wins!