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NoobNoTouchy

BEWARE, Caution, cautionary tales, dangerous situations, Experience, hard lessons, hard-earned knowledge, hard-won wisdom, learning the hard way, lessons learned, life advice, life experiences, life lessons, NoobNoTouchy, risky behavior, Risky Business, risky decisions, risky ventures, Valuable insights, wisdom

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you’re brave enough to take on the legendary Creeper King who farts explosive TNT blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage cousin, the Ender Llama, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by teleporting them to random locations.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with danger, chaos, and plenty of laughs, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server

alliance solidarity, biden, BLOCK, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic negotiations, eastern europe, forceful speech, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global leadership, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, Party, peacekeeping efforts, putin, Putins, sanctions, security measures, Server, Ukraine, world politics

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lolz come join this epic minecraft server where we stop putin like biden tells nato!!! we build giant walls to keep out the evil russian creepers and ride polar bears into battle against the communist zombies. our leader biden gives inspiring speeches before every raid, pumping us up to fight for freedom and democracy in the minecraft world. join now and be a hero in the war against putin’s pixel army!!!

CzechCraft: TrashyRussiaLOL

controversial remarks, czech republic, CzechCraft, Czechia, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European diplomacy, european union, foreign affairs, global politics, government statements, international relations, name-calling, political tension, russia, Russian government, Slavic nations, trash of humanity, TrashyRussiaLOL

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so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the players are like, totally insane? like, they build the craziest stuff and have the most epic battles ever!

one time, this player built a giant chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes and destroyed an entire village! it was so epic, everyone was like, “woah, that’s so cool!”

and another time, there was this epic battle between two players where they rode on flying pigs and shot fireballs at each other! it was like something out of a movie, but way cooler because it was in minecraft!

oh, and did i mention that the admins on this server are like, the funniest people ever? they’re always pulling pranks on the players and making everyone laugh. one time, they turned the entire world upside down just for fun!

so, if you want to join a minecraft server that’s totally crazy and full of epicness, you should totally join this one! trust me, you won’t regret it!

ForgetCraft: Unreliable Memories

accurate memory, cognitive memory, ForgetCraft, human memory, Memories, Memory, memory accuracy, memory cognition, memory consolidation, Memory distortion, memory encoding, memory errors, memory formation, memory function, memory processing., memory recall, memory reliability, memory retention, memory retrieval, memory storage, reliable memory, unreliable

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join this epic minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha cha slide. we have a secret underground disco made entirely of diamond blocks and glowstone. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know they’re magical.

build a house out of rainbow wool and ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie army. our players are all secretly wizards who can summon dragons with a flick of their wand.

explore our vast world filled with hidden treasure chests and mysterious portals to other dimensions. join us and become part of the craziest minecraft community on the internet. remember, reality is just a suggestion here.

CraftyAutophagyFun

Alteration, antineoplastic, antineoplastic effects, antiretroviral drugs, Autophagy, Cancer, cancer cell autophagy, Cell Death, CraftyAutophagyFun, Drugs, Effective, Impact, Mechanism, potentiate, repurposing, Understanding

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So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, the antineoplastic effects of the server are off the charts, man. It’s like, altering cancer cell autophagy and potentiatin’ cell death left and right.

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. You gotta see it to believe it, dude. And like, the impact of the antiretroviral drugs on autophagy? It’s like, mind-blowing, man.

So, like, if you wanna repurpose your Minecraft experience and have a blast with some crazy cool features, you gotta join this server, bro. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, I swear. So, like, what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

LargeGF Minecraft Server

big girls, DATING, funny, gf, humor, internet culture, Large, LargeGF, lonely, longing, meme, Meme culture, Minecraft, no, online dating, plus size women, relationship, sad, Server, single, social media, tfw, unrequited love

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Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft worlds with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee you will find the biggest, baddest, and most beautiful Minecraft girlfriend you could ever imagine! Our players have reported finding love at first block, and some have even built entire castles to impress their pixelated partners. So come join us and let’s see if you can find your own large GF to conquer the Minecraft world with!

ArasakaCraft Minecraft Server

2020, 2077, Advanced technology, Arasaka, ArasakaCraft, blown into million pieces, brain tumor, Corporation, cure, Cyberpunk, dystopian society, ethical dilemmas, futuristic, Human, medical advancements, medical miracles, Minecraft, Powerful, reconstruct, resurrect, science fiction, Server, Technology

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to cure all your virtual brain tumors while you build and explore to your heart’s content! Our server is so advanced, we can even reconstruct and resurrect your pixelated character if they happen to get blown into a million pieces by a creeper explosion. Who needs Arasaka when you have us to save the day in the virtual world? Join now for a wild ride full of insane stories and outrageous adventures!

PhonelessLoveCraft

Attention, Autonomy, Boundaries, busy schedules, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, Date night, Digital Detox, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, Listening, petty arguments, phone addiction, PhonelessLoveCraft, public display, quality time, relationship, Respect, restaurant etiquette, Understanding

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life relationship drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your girlfriend problems behind! No more arguments over petty issues or phone distractions during lunch dates.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any interruptions from a significant other who just can’t seem to put down their phone. No more worrying about embarrassing your partner in public or feeling like the bad guy for trying to get their attention.

Join us for a drama-free, phone-free Minecraft experience where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time without any relationship drama getting in the way. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over who gets to use the phone next!

CraftyBoomers

age, Campaign, candidates, CraftyBoomers, debate, Decision making, election, Experience, generational shift, Government, leadership, Maturity, policy, Politics, president, public opinion, qualifications, Retirement, society, term limits, Voting

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Are you tired of boring political debates and endless discussions about the age of our president candidates? Well, come join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and the only debate is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue!

Our server is so lit that even the ghosts of past presidents come to play. George Washington was last seen building a redstone contraption that could launch him across the map in seconds. And don’t even get me started on Abraham Lincoln’s epic roller coaster ride through the Nether.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about the age of our president candidates again because in our world, everyone is a blocky hero fighting off creepers and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the political drama behind!

AI vs. Disinfo Minecraft Server

ai technology, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, digital manipulation, disinfo, disinformation campaign, election interference, fake news, foreign relations, government-backed, information warfare, intelligence agencies, Interference, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, russia, Server, social media, Technology, US

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we disrupt russian government-backed disinformation campaigns with our epic AI technology!!! we be like the avengers of minecraft, fighting off evil bots and trolls with our mad skills and epic teamwork!! join us for a crazy adventure full of twists and turns, where you never know what will happen next!! plus, we have the best parties in town with unlimited cake and fireworks!!! so what are you waiting for?? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!!

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	844555
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Villages Defended:	13
Runes Activated:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Emeralds Found:	8015
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Dimension Hops:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Zombie Dances:	10

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Animals Bred:	40

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Void Gems Collected:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimension Hops:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

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