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Cringe Wedding Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	168	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a voice pack that forces all the girls to do cringe wedding voices – it’s like a virtual bridal party every day! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special event where we suck on the Chinese Communist Party’s flaccid cock… wait, what? Don’t worry, it’s just a joke… maybe.

But that’s not all! We have copypaste concerts and events that will blow your mind. And to top it all off, we even celebrate the 6-month anniversary of Project Hope’s death… I mean, the Promise rebrand. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is Cover getting so desperate, you ask? Who knows, maybe they just want to join our crazy, outrageous, and totally insane Minecraft server! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself.

Crafty Redditors – Mine, Build, LOL!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Zombie Dances:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret underground disco party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! And don’t forget to spread the word on Reddit and Twitter to troll all the goys out there! Let the madness begin!

KonosubaCraft: Where explosions, chaos, and hilarity reign supreme in the world of Minecraft!

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day…and anime! That’s right, by joining our server, you are actually helping to save anime from extinction! How, you ask? Well, our server is powered by the tears of kawaii kittens and the laughter of magical unicorns, which in turn keeps the anime world alive and thriving. So come join us and be a hero to all your favorite anime characters! Plus, did we mention that our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons? It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the most epic adventure in Minecraft history!

TrumpCraft: Where we take out mobs like Qasem Soleimani! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate showdown between Trump and Soleimani! Build your own nuclear weapons and show Iran who’s boss in epic battles that have never been seen before! Biden may be sleeping on the job, but you can take matters into your own hands on our server. Don’t miss out on the chaos and destruction, join now!

ShitalyCraft: Where suffering is not an option!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Potions Brewed:	82	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of being a 25-year-old kissless virgin in a world full of normies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a kissless virgin! That’s right, no need to worry about fitting in or feeling left out, because we’re all awkward and socially inept here!

Join our server and experience the joy of easy sex in a world where everyone is just as lonely and desperate as you are. Build your own virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh realities of Shitaly and embrace your inner autist with pride.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the normies behind and join us on the most inclusive and awkward Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world full of fellow kissless virgins to keep you company? Let’s build some epic blocky fortresses and conquer the world together, one cringeworthy interaction at a time!

Pixelated Wasteland Adventures

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Buildings Constructed:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Potions Brewed:	105	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Do you crave a server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt? Then look no further, my friend, because this server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our wacky Minecraft server and prepare to embark on the most ridiculous adventures of your life. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers – yes, you heard that right, dancing creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually run by a group of mischievous leprechauns who love nothing more than pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of skeletons and zombies. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant maze filled with treasure at the center – but be warned, it’s guarded by a herd of angry llamas who will spit at anyone who dares to enter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild ride that you’ll never forget! Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

Drive-Thru Disasters: Minecraft Madness

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of being humiliated as a motorist in Europe? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the thrill of charging faggots extra fees and bans in a virtual world where Detroit is the car-destroyed capital of cars. Watch as we destroy interchanges and build public transport like never before. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Minecraft Mayhem: LOL Edition

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for our High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks come to life and wreak havoc on the server! Watch out for the Blood Moon, where the sky turns red and chaos ensues. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

Forget about regular patch notes, we have our own wacky patch notes that will keep you on your toes. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what to expect next!

Check out our model viewer to see all the insane creations our players have come up with. From giant statues of Teemo to rollercoasters made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright crazy Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NEETcraft: Spend Your Last NEET Funds Wisely!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of spending your NEET funds on boring things like food and rent? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest NEET dreams without ever having to leave your computer chair! Join us now and say goodbye to responsibilities, because who needs to eat when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers all day long?

But that’s not all! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of mining diamonds with their hooves. Join forces with these majestic creatures and become the richest player on the server in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies break out into dance parties. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come on, join us on our server and say goodbye to the real world. Your NEET funds may be running out, but your adventure is just beginning!

DragonCraft: LOL Edition – Unleash the LOLs and Mine Like a Boss!

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a built-in taco dispenser that rains down delicious tacos whenever you’re feeling hungry in-game. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

FireKillerCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most fire-filled server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with flamethrowers, building houses out of lava blocks, and riding on giant flaming chickens. Yes, you heard that right – giant flaming chickens!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Fire Wizard who will grant you the power to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and turn your enemies into crispy bacon.

So why wait? Join us now and let the fiery fun begin! Just remember, if it’s not on fire, you’re doing it wrong!