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Aid Oasis 1.21.2

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	27047	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Towns Built:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make your dick stand at attention like never before! Our server is so exciting, it will make you pee yourself with laughter and joy. Plus, our crazy dreams will make you hornier than a rabbit in springtime. Forget cranberries, the only cure you need is to join our server and let the madness take over. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and make your half-erect dreams come true!

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Loyal Women Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2566	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Are creepers blowing up your relationships faster than you can say “diamonds”? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only loyalty you need to worry about is to your faction! Our server is so addictive, even Endermen can’t resist logging on to play. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, looking for companionship beyond haunting players in the dark. So if you’re tired of dealing with drama IRL, come join us where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Void Armor Forged:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRX.SKYBARS.ME

Mama, Sis, & Me’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about buying expensive Christmas gifts again! In fact, rumor has it that Santa himself plays on our server and gives out free diamond armor to all the good players. So come join us and save your money for more important things, like building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks. Who needs expensive Christmas gifts when you have a Minecraft server this epic?

Yagoo-sama, I regret!!!!!! Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5998
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	263
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Towns Built:	5

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring Minecraft world with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for insane shenanigans, wild adventures, and non-stop entertainment.

Imagine a world where even the lowest tier players are treated like royalty, where views and clout are everything. Our SMP is like the hololive of Minecraft, where you can become a virtual superstar and leave all the recent graduations behind.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become the next big thing in the Minecraft world!

Super Dragon Ball Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by other players in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where the players are so strong and undefeated that they might as well be gods! Join us and witness epic battles where other characters don’t stand a chance against the sheer power and skill of our players. Rumor has it that one time, a player defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a potato. And don’t even get us started on the time someone built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks in one day. Join now and become part of the legend that is STRONGESTUNDEFEATEDly!

Switch Minecraft SMP: How Did Nintendo Become The Greatest Console Ever

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2697	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out the secret behind the Nintendo Switch’s rise to greatness! Rumor has it that the developers of the Switch actually used our server as inspiration for their innovative design. Legend has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear, just like the legendary Switch controllers. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the truth behind the greatest console ever made – join our server today!

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Meteorites Collected:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is all about that mid-week sharing life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a magical diamond pickaxe that could mine entire mountains in one swipe. But instead of hoarding it all for themselves, they decided to share it with their fellow players and together they built a castle so big, it could be seen from space!

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even ride a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… we think). So what are you waiting for? Join us for some mid-week sharing shenanigans and let’s make Minecraft great again!

The Bed Hider Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “She” and she’s hiding under your bed! That’s right, every time you log on, you never know if she’s going to pop out and give you a scare. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map that is said to grant whoever finds it unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this priceless loot?

So come join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to check under your bed before logging on!

Based Axis Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	928
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4823
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further than Axis of Based! Join us on a wild ride through a world where chaos reigns and anything goes.

Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords taking on a pack of creepers riding on the backs of pigs. It’s pure mayhem, and it’s all happening on Axis of Based.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

And if you’re looking for some extra excitement, why not try our custom mini-games? From parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity to PvP arenas where you can battle it out with other players, there’s never a dull moment on Axis of Based.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on Axis of Based, anything can happen.

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever come across! We’ve got more drama than a llama farm and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone.

Join us and witness the epic battles between Chasca, the Feather-Fletched Peace warrior, and Ororon, the Elusive and Unfathomable Hues master. Will love and peace prevail, or will chaos reign supreme?

But that’s not all! We’ve got events like the “Iktomi Spiritseeking Scrolls” where you can uncover ancient secrets and unlock hidden powers. And don’t forget about our current character banner featuring Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara – who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wild world of Minecraft madness and join the craziest community you’ll ever meet. Just be prepared for anything – because in this SMP, anything goes!