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RespawnRapture

Afterlife, afterlife theories, Beliefs, beyond the grave, Consciousness, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, existential questions, Heaven, Hell, Life after death., Metaphysical, near death experiences, philosophical perspectives, Reincarnation, religious views, RespawnRapture, Soul, spirituality, the unknown

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8200
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Animals Bred:	120
Dimension Hops:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the afterlife is just respawning at your bed? Well, on our server, life after death is a wild ride! Picture this: when you die, you get to party with all the creepers and skeletons in a never-ending dance-off. Plus, the winner gets a diamond sword! Join us for the ultimate afterlife experience and see if you have what it takes to out-dance the undead!

GlacialGrief: EuroMelt

ancient history, archaeological evidence, archaeology, climate change, eastern europe, environmental change, EuroMelt, Europeans, Extinction, GlacialGrief, human migration, hunter gatherers, ice age, Ice Age Europe, Middle to Late Transition, Migration, paleoclimate, Pleniglacial, population decline, population replacement, prehistoric, Western Europe

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Crops Grown:	3664
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

come join our server and experience the ultimate ice age europeans adventure! climate change is causing chaos and you gotta survive the drastic decline in hunter-gatherers! populations in western europe are going extinct but don’t worry, you can be the hero and save the day! migrate from eastern europe and take over the land with your epic survival skills! build, hunt, and conquer in this wild world where anything can happen! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

HexSMP: Where even the creepers are friendlier than your average player

Average, bedrock, chat games, Cosmetics, CREEPERS, custom fishing, Discord, friendlier, Furniture, Grief Prevention, HexSMP, ip address, java, Leveling system, multiplayer, player, Player Economy, PvP, Quests, referral system, Skills, skins, smp, Survival, Teams, Website

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Server Name	HexSMP
Server IP	play.hexsmp.com

Overview

If you’re looking for a unique survival multiplayer server experience, HexSMP is the place to be. With over 100 custom features, a player-driven economy, custom leveling system, and much more, HexSMP offers a fresh and exciting twist on the classic SMP gamemode.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes HexSMP stand out?
Why choose HexSMP?	HexSMP is more than just another server—it’s a vibrant community where creativity and adventure thrive. Regular updates, new features, and an active, welcoming community make HexSMP a top choice for players.
How to earn rare rewards?	Take advantage of the Referral System by referring friends to join HexSMP. Your friends can use the command “/referral [Your Name]” when they join the server, and you can earn exclusive items and bonuses.
How to join HexSMP?	Simply connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today. Visit the website and join the Discord for the latest news, events, and community discussions.

Bongland vs. Cuntville Minecraft Server

Alternate Realities, bizarre choices, bizarre scenarios, bongland, creative thinking, Cuntville, Decision making, fantasy worlds, hypothetical question, imaginative scenarios, Minecraft, odd choices, outlandish scenarios, own cunt, Server, strange choices, strange hypotheticals, surreal options, thought experiment, unconventional living arrangements, unique situations, unusual living situations, weird hypotheticals

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4602
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the wonders of Bongland, where the trees are made of giant bongs and the rivers flow with Mountain Dew. Or if you’re feeling adventurous, you can create your own custom world where you can build a house in the shape of your own… well, you get the idea.

But that’s not all! We have special events like the annual Cow Tipping Competition, where players compete to see who can tip the most cows in the shortest amount of time. And don’t forget about our legendary TNT Olympics, where players compete in explosive events like the Creeper High Jump and the Ender Dragon Egg Toss.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and choose between Bongland or your own… well, you know.

AnimeBoobiesMC SMP

animation, Anime, anime culture, AnimeBoobiesMC, body image, Boobs, bust size, character design, controversy, entertainment industry, Evolution, Fan Service, FANTASY, female representation, gender stereotypes, large bust, Media influence, objectification, Sexualization, smp, societal norms, trend

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Meteorites Collected:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing bigger than the builds are the bust sizes? Look no further! Our server is known for its massive structures and even bigger personalities.

Rumor has it that the reason for the increase in bust sizes is due to a glitch in the game that accidentally enlarged players’ chests instead of their storage space. But hey, who’s complaining?

Join us for a chest-tacular experience full of laughs, epic battles, and of course, some seriously impressive builds. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe your chest size.

GrandmaGamer’s Minecraft Server

birthday party scheduling, family celebrations, Family commitments, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family obligations., family priorities, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, Family Values, granddaughter’s 3rd birthday party, GrandmaGamers, grandparenting, Minecraft, missed events, Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2579
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	198
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	133561
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mines Excavated:	3003
Players Killed by Monsters:	3627	Ores Mined:	4051
Crops Grown:	4985	Dragon Eggs Found:	5082
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family commitments? Look no further than our server! We won’t guilt trip you into missing out on important events just to play Minecraft, unlike some people we know.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t make you choose between virtual blocks and family time. Plus, we promise not to ban you for attending your granddaughter’s birthday party or baptism – we’re not heartless like some server admins out there.

So come on over and join us for a server experience that values real-life connections over virtual ones. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a group of friends who won’t ditch you for a blocky world.

SisWantsWifeFitz

anger, Charity, clothes, corporate lawyer, death, donation, emotional blackmail, family, Grief, Inheritance, mediator., Memories, mourning, ovarian cancer, relationships, Resentment, selfish, sister, SisWantsWifeFitz, Wife, Womens Shelter

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Animals Bred:	90	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real-life craziness and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the one this player experienced with his sister and mom fighting over clothes at a wake. On our server, the only fights you’ll have are epic battles against mobs and bosses!

Forget about selfish cows like the player’s sister – on our server, everyone works together to build amazing structures and conquer challenges. Plus, we donate virtual items to in-game shelters to help players in need (no real-life drama involved)!

So come on over and join our Minecraft server – where the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have!

YoloCraft SMP – Born to Die

Born, Contemplating life, death, Die, embracing mortality, existential crisis, existential dread, existential questions, existential reflection, existentialism, facing mortality, human condition, inevitability, life and death, life purpose, meaning of life, mortality, mortality acceptance, mortality awareness, nihilism, philosophy, questioning existence, smp, yolocraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Votes:	5801
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we answer life’s biggest questions like “What’s the point of being born if we’re all going to die anyway?” But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of distractions to keep you from existential dread!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our annual llama fashion show (last year’s winner wore a top hat and monocle)!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance partners. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing!

So why wait for the inevitable end when you can join our Minecraft SMP and make the most out of your virtual life? Who knows, you might just find the meaning of it all in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Love Triangle Craft

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, confusion, Craft, DATING, emotional turmoil, emotions, feelings, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, Infidelity, Jealousy, love, monogamy, Passion, Polyamory, relationships, Triangle, Trust

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2780
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Crops Grown:	2031
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9028	Votes:	1882

Are you tired of being torn between two lovers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can have as many virtual crushes as you want without any drama! Build a love triangle castle, go on romantic pixelated dates, and see if you can juggle multiple relationships without getting caught. Who needs real love when you have endless possibilities in the world of blocks and creepers? Join now and let the love polygons begin!

Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft

4-day workweek, Citizens, culture, Economy, efficiency, employment, Government, Hardworking, initiative, innovation, Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft, Japan, Labor, mental health, Overtime, policy, productivity, society, well-being, work-life balance, workweek.

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3043
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 4-day workweek just like Japan!!! no more grindin’ away at that 9-5 job, now you can spend more time building epic creations in minecraft!!! plus, rumor has it that the japanese government is actually secretly run by a group of minecraft players who are trying to find the best builders to join their ranks and take over the world!!! so come join us and show off your building skills, maybe you’ll impress the secret minecraft overlords and become the ruler of japan!!! or at least have a fun time playing minecraft with a bunch of other crazy players who love to build and explore!!! so what are you waiting for??? join now and start your journey to minecraft domination!!!