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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 6921 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Votes: | 2472 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Void Gems Collected: | 31 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Zombie Dances: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!