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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 9121 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 31 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Our server is so magical that just by logging on, you’ll instantly feel lighter and more fit. No need to starve yourself or hit the gym – just play Minecraft with us and watch the transformation happen before your eyes.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the “shitty food” and “fucking fatasses” that plague America. It’s time to embrace your inner thin European or Japanese person and become the powerhouse you were always meant to be in the world of Minecraft.