| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 4700 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 415 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 837533 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 20 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Server Anarchy
65.108.99.34:12460
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 7553 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 118 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 4167 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 94 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Website | Download our modpack |
|---|---|
| Modpack Requirement | Highly suggested for best experience |
| Features | In-game voice chat, events, activities, market placement, world barrier, creative dimension, mining dimension |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the modpack required to play on the server? | No, the modpack is highly suggested for the best experience, but not required. |
| What are some features of the server? | The server offers in-game voice chat, events, activities, market placement for buying and selling items, world barrier, creative dimension access, and a mining dimension that resets periodically. |
| Are there any restrictions or rules on the server? | There are rules in place, but they are not restricting or unreasonable. You can find the rules on the server’s Discord channel. |
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 5521 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 6369 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Crops Grown: | 3430 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry revolution? The choice is yours.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other, where white men can truly be free and chickens can talk. Join us today and start your journey to a world of endless possibilities and absurdity!
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 7132 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Votes: | 2703 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that you can only access if you defeat the mighty Ender Dragon by doing the Macarena dance in real life! trust me, it’s totally worth it.
secondly, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky at lightning speed. it’s like a fireworks show, but with more explosions and less safety regulations. what could possibly go wrong, right?
lastly, we have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride into battle. imagine rolling up to a PvP match on a zombie steed, ready to wreck some noobs with your undead army. it’s the stuff of legends, my friends.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the chaos, the thrill, and the sheer insanity that is waiting for you. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you blow yourself up with that TNT rollercoaster, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 4470 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild polar bear appears, riding a tsunami wave! Or how about this: you’re building a castle and all of a sudden, a group of penguins start breakdancing around you! It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s our Minecraft server!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed or a magic pickaxe that can mine through bedrock! Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a coconut bra, always ready to help you out and have a laugh.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s save the world from blocky climate change together! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 7895 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 125 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Magic The Noah is a talented magician known for his captivating performances and mind-bending illusions. With over 10 years of experience in the industry, he has entertained audiences worldwide with his unique blend of sleight of hand and mentalism. His dynamic stage presence and interactive style make him a fan favorite at corporate events, private parties, and theaters. Magic The Noah is truly a master of his craft, consistently leaving audiences in awe with his mesmerizing magic tricks.
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 6388 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special event where players can vote blue no matter who – because who needs a brain when you have blind loyalty, am I right? But don’t worry, even if you do have a brain, we’ll make sure to keep you entertained with our never-ending drama and chaos.
So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about politics and sanity. Who needs Kamala’s questionable leadership skills when you can have a blast on our server instead? See you there!
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 5600 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 165 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 236 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Potions Brewed: | 39 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Not only that, but we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just waiting to trade with you for the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.
But beware, our server is also home to a mischievous group of flying pigs who will swoop down and steal your items if you’re not careful. So strap on your diamond armor and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 3538 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 928 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Join us and build your own virtual world, far away from crazy aunts and their wild stories. On our server, you won’t find any pot-throwing incidents or burnt dads, just pure fun and creativity.
Explore vast landscapes, mine for diamonds, and maybe even ride a virtual wheelchair (without the drama, of course). Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your imagination run wild.
So why wait? Join now and leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who knows, you might even find a virtual big toe to replace the one your aunt lost!
