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PeeShyCraft

bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bladder control, bladder dysfunction, female health, paruresis, pee shyness, PeeShyCraft, privacy concerns, psychological barriers, public restrooms, restroom anxiety, shy bladder, social anxiety, toilet anxiety, toilet phobia, toilet phobia in women, urinary hesitancy, urinary issues, urinary retention, Women’s Health

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Votes:	4283

join our epic minecraft server and pee next to as many people as you want! no more shy bladder, just pure unadulterated pee fun! our server is filled with toilets and urinals for all your peeing needs.

imagine the thrill of sneaking up on someone mid-pee and scaring the pee right out of them! or challenge your friends to a pee-off and see who can pee the longest.

but that’s not all! we also have a pee-themed parkour course where you have to jump from toilet to toilet without falling into the pee-filled water below.

so come on down to our server and let the pee games begin! who knew peeing in minecraft could be so much fun?

PixelatedSeculars

activism, America, BELIEF, belief system, Divergence, empirical evidence, evidence based, Identification, Liberals, nonreligiosity, nonreligious, PixelatedSeculars, political force, political ideology, Principles, rational thought, rationality, religious affiliation, secularism, Secularists, Unique

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Farms Harvested:	123
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Yo, bruh, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like for realz. We got secularists running the show, man. They ain’t just nonreligious, they all about that evidence-based, rational thinkin’. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, where you gotta use your brain and stuff.

Imagine building a giant statue of Charles Darwin or creating a pixel art representation of the scientific method. We even have a secret underground lab where you can conduct experiments on creepers and zombies.

And get this, every Sunday we have a virtual debate club where you can argue about the existence of Herobrine or whether redstone is the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and let’s get our secularism on in Minecraft!

EmrysSMP

1.20.4, 8 ball pool, Casino, Community, Economy, EmrysCoins, EmrysSMP, Land claiming, Mini Games, Minigames, Paper, Personal Vault, proximity chat, roulette, Shear bees, Shear chickens, Shear cows, Shear horses, Shear pigs, Slots, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Enchantments Applied:	123	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

We’re excited to welcome you into a chilled but vibrant community on the EmrysSMP!

We run on 1.20.4, on Paper.

Vanilla+ Mainly vanilla gameplay in the Overworld and Nether. Land claiming, to protect against grief against your builds. Earn EmrysCoins from mining blocks and killing hostile mobs! Shear pigs for porkchops, cows for beef, chickens for chicken, horses for leather, and bees for honeycomb. Access a Personal Vault anytime for storage on the go. More easter eggs to find (we don’t want to spoil the fun by listing everything here). Proximity chat!

Minigames Casino with Roulette and Slots to have fun with your EmrysCoins (NB: no real-money bets permitted), 8-Ball Pool, Chess, Connect 4, MineSweeper, Sudoku, Parkour (coming soon), and so many more!

Community We’re an inclusive, LGBTQIA+ led community. We allow a high level of banter, but are vigilant about player safety and mental health.

Join the fun Head to our discord at https://discord.emrys.tv to receive join instructions, or find the EmrysSMP modpack on CurseForge/Modrinth!

emryssmp.bkmc.au:25562

CraftMineBe Minecraft server

Achievements, Active, Adventure, building, comfortable, Community, Cooperative, CraftMineBe, Exploration, Fun, inventory saving, minecraft pe, minecraft server, multiplayer, Players, server link, Social, Survival, TG channel

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	New Chunks Explored:	392776
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Server for comfortable survival with other players, here you can play with inventory saving and get achievements (server for Minecraft PE). Link to the server tg channel: https://t.me/+SDWkEz9FEUpkZmEy

panda.de.freemcserver.net:25783

BedRock & Java server 1.21 – 1.20 USA Join Now

advertising, bedrock, Cheats, Claim Land, Community, Discord, Economy, Friendly, Griefing, java, join now, Minecraft, No Phantoms, Plugins, PvP, Respect, rules, Server, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Usa

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5072
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Crops Grown:	4252	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to MoreFun- USA 1.20 – 1.21 Java

Since 2020, MoreFun has focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay though we have a few lightweight plugins to make playing with friends easy, such as with basic teleport commands and /sethome. Our kind community sets us apart and we are super welcoming to new players! We do have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join.Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! §bNo Server Resets, Online Map, Discord, PVP, §r §aEconomy, Shop, Claim land, Survival, No Phantoms, (apexmc.co)Join our Discord to participate with the community: Discord

Rules:1. No cheats2. No griefing3. Respect fellow players4. No spam or advertisement5. No sensitive content6. No Cheating Money7. No excessive swearing/offensive language8. No Mods9. No toxic players10. No AdvertisingFor more detail on our rules type /rules

morefun.apexmc.co

Seraph’s Wild and Mild Server – Where even creepers have feelings!

15/16, application, Community, Contests, CREEPERS, Discord, dreams, Events, feelings, FRIENDSHIPS, hermitcraft, Honesty, Integrity, Logout, Mature, Memories, Mild, Nether, Relaxed, Secure, Semi Vanilla, Seraphs, Server, Wild, world

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Seraph’s Wild <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/java-edition-settings-in-minecraft/">Server</a>

Seraph’s Wild Server Overview

Key Features
Just Chill
Events/Contests
A Commitment to Vanilla
Trust-Based Community
Made for Mature Players

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Why should I join Seraph’s Wild?	This server offers a mature, relaxed space for Minecraft players who enjoy a vanilla experience and a trust-based community. Events, contests, and a commitment to preserving the integrity of vanilla Minecraft make it a great place to unwind and have fun.
How can I join the server?	You can join by sending a message on Discord to jaylowa and submitting an application in the #-whitelist-app channel. For any questions, reach out to jaylowa on Discord.

RTXCraft Minecraft Server

16gb ram, 9fps, circa 2010 graphics game, computer components, Gaming, gaming experience, gaming problems, Gaming Rig, gaming setup, Graphics Card, graphics performance, Hardware, low frame rate, Minecraft, PC Gaming, performance issues, RAM, rtx 3060, RTXCraft, Server, system requirements, Technology, Troubleshooting

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a potato computer that can barely handle the game? Well, look no further because our server is equipped with an RTX 3060 and 16GB of RAM to give you the ultimate gaming experience!

Join us on our server where the graphics are so outdated, they’ll make you feel like you’re playing a game from 2010. But don’t worry, despite the low frame rate of 9fps, you’ll still have a blast trying to navigate through the pixelated world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in its lair. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the dragon will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet creeper named Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a hilariously retro gaming experience that will have you laughing all the way to the Nether!

WallHitGamerGirl – Minecraft SMP

Analysis, attraction, Behavior, Challenges, confusion, Cycles, DATING, emotions, Frustration, Girls, Hitting the Wall, introspection, Minecraft, Obstacles, patterns, Perspectives, Post-nut clarity, Psychology, relationships, smp, Timing, Understanding, WallHitGamerGirl

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. Another player tried to tame a creeper as a pet and ended up blowing up half the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco party cave where players dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Minecraft parodies.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable decision-making, then join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Just remember, it’s not post nut clarity, but objectively, you’ll have the time of your life for some fucking reason.

SuicidalSteve – Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, depression, healing, Hope, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minecraft, reaching out, Recovery, resilience, seeking help, self harm, self reflection, self-care, smp, suicidal thoughts, SuicidalSteve, suicide hotline, Suicide prevention, support system, Therapy, therapy sessions

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67
Mines Excavated:	3247	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge you to epic llama races to the death!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own mafia and will stop at nothing to protect their precious egg empire. Join us if you dare to face off against these feathered fiends in epic chicken battles that will leave you clucking with excitement!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world where the unexpected is the norm and where the question “What stopped you from killing yourself?” will be answered with “The thrill of facing off against llama parkour masters and chicken mafia bosses, of course!”

BlockPartyHaters

acceptance, Assertiveness, BlockPartyHaters, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, dealing with negativity, Diversity, emotional intelligence, Empathy, handling criticism, healthy relationships, mindfulness, Open-mindedness, personal boundaries, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, Self-expression, tolerance

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Votes:	1721
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of dealing with haters who can’t handle your fabulous Minecraft lifestyle? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special jail just for them! That’s right, we’ll lock those haters up in a pixelated prison where they can think about their poor life choices while you continue building your epic creations in peace. Join us now and show those haters who’s boss in the world of blocks!