Five Popsicles are Swinging Minecraft Servers

Creeper Ward Adventures

“Youth, admissions, adolescent health, Adventures, creeper, Eating disorders, england, general acute medical wards, girls aged 11-15, Healthcare, healthcare system, hospitalization, INCREASE, medical care, mental health, mental health concerns, psychiatric disorders, public health, research, statistics, trends, ward, young people

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where you can escape from all that real life drama, yo! We got unicorns flying around, rainbow explosions, and a secret portal to a land of endless pizza!

Our server is so lit that it’s been scientifically proven to reduce stress levels by 69% and increase happiness by 420%! Plus, we got a secret underground disco party where you can dance with llamas and pigs all night long!

Forget about those boring medical wards, come chill with us and build a giant statue of a potato or ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds! Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Revolution

Abilities, Adventure, armor, Classes, Community, Crafty, Dungeons, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Loot, Magic, Medieval, Monsters, ONLINE, Other, PvP, Quests, Races, revolution, RPG, Server, Skills, weapons

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Towns Built:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Craft Revolution Server Overview

IP	Craftyrevolution.net
Discord	Join the Revolution!

Craft Revolution is a medieval-inspired RPG server built with passion, creativity, and a host of custom features to give you an unforgettable gaming experience.

What we offer:

Races & Classes: Choose from a variety of unique options!
Face off against tough bosses and unique mobs.
Non-P2W Crates: Unlock items without paying to win!
Trinkets: Discover powerful trinkets with various effects.
Custom Enchants: Explore a diverse set of enchants.
Legendary Weapons: Arm yourself with epic gear!

This server has been a labor of love for over two years, and now it’s polished and ready for you to join the adventure. The revolution awaits—are you ready to take part?

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the server IP “Craftyrevolution.net” in your Minecraft client.
Are there any special rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or in-game guidelines for more information.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the Craft Revolution and embark on adventures together!
Are there regular events or competitions on the server?	Yes, we host events and competitions to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging for all players. Stay tuned to our Discord announcements for updates.

Return to Monke Craft 1.20.6

1.20.6, anthropology, Behavior, beta males, Chad, Craft, DOMINANCE, Evolution, Females, gender dynamics, Hierarchy, mating, monke, monogamy, relationships, Reproduction, research, RETURN, RIGHTS, selectivity, society, Sociology, study

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Farms Harvested:	747
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! We’re basically living in a world where we’ve gone full monke mode with relationships. Like, studies show that back in the day, most dudes weren’t getting any action, ya feel me? But then the beta males were like, “Nah, we ain’t havin’ this,” and they made monogamy a thing and restricted the ladies’ rights. But now, the ladies are back in charge and they’re only choosing the Chads of the world. So, if you wanna be a Chad and rule the Minecraft world, you gotta join us, man! It’s like survival of the fittest, but with blocks and stuff. Don’t miss out, bro!

GFsParentsMadMC

aita, amazing woman, anger, booster seat, comfort, DATING, family conflict, Fight, GFsParentsMadMC, girlfriend’s parents, Grandparents, Kids, lashed out, relationship, Safety, seatbelt, upsetting, Visit

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	7476	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in safety first! Just like how we made sure that little girl was safe in her booster seat, we make sure all our players are protected from creepers and zombies at all times!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual world and protect it from any unwanted intruders. Our server is so safe, even grandparents will approve!

Don’t be like the angry father-in-law who couldn’t handle a simple booster seat installation, join our server and let us handle all the tough stuff for you. Plus, we promise no family drama like in this story, unless you count the epic battles between players for the best loot!

So come on over and join us for a fun and safe Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew safety could be so entertaining?

EternalEatsMC

Appetite, comfort food, craving, cuisine, culinary delight, culinary pleasure, DELICIOUS, Dining, Eating, EternalEatsMC, Favorite Food, Food, Hunger, indulgence, lifelong food, Meal, Nourishment, snack, Sustenance, Tasty, Treat

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7723	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Divine Spears Created:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of endless possibilities! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about running out of food because we have a magical farm that grows pizza trees and soda rivers! That’s right, you can feast on delicious pizza and wash it down with a refreshing soda all day, every day. So come on over and indulge in the ultimate foodie paradise on our server!

PrisonCraft: ElderlyCrimeWave

Aging population, community support, crimes, criminal behavior, elderly care, elderly loneliness, elderly women, ElderlyCrimeWave, Friends, friendship, health care, healthcare access, Japan, Loneliness Epidemic, loneliness intervention, mental health, Mental well-being, Prison, prison system, PrisonCraft, Social Connections, social isolation

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	492	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Votes:	426	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

come join our minecraft server and escape the loneliness epidemic like those elderly women in japan! we got all the friends you need, no need to commit crimes to find companionship here! our virtual world is filled with friendly players who will keep you company and help you build the coolest virtual prison ever! plus, our health care system is top notch, with virtual doctors ready to heal you from any injuries you sustain while playing. so come on over and join us, because who needs real life friends when you can have virtual ones in our minecraft server!

Galaxy Baffling Radio

astronomers, Astronomy, Astrophysics, Baffling, Celestial, Cosmic, dead galaxy, discovery, emission, Enigmatic, galaxies, Galaxy, Mystery, perplexing, Phenomenon, puzzling, Radio, Radio burst, research, Science, Signals, Space, Universe

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Divine Spears Created:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

LOL SO WE GOT THIS MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN DEAD GALAXIES WANNA JOIN! A RADIO BURST CAME FROM THEM AND ASTRONOMERS ARE LIKE “WTF?” BUT WE’RE LIKE “COME PLAY MINECRAFT WITH US INSTEAD!” MAYBE YOU’LL FIND SOME ALIENS TO BUILD A BASE WITH OR SOMETHING. JOIN NOW BEFORE THE GALAXIES TAKE OVER!

Crystal Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, Beautiful, crystal, cute, fighting evil, friendship, Great, Haven, inspiring, Justice, love, Magical Girl, Mayu, pink hair, Positive, Powerful, Precure, Protector, Role Model, Saving the World, teamwork, transformation

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	824	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Votes:	9664	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like for realzies. Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, Mayu is like the queen bee of this place. She’s like the Beyoncé of Minecraft, except even more fabulous.

I mean, have you ever seen someone build a pixelated castle with a moat filled with lava? Yeah, that’s Mayu for ya. She’s a Minecraft goddess, I tell ya. And if you wanna bask in her glory, you gotta join this server ASAP.

Plus, rumor has it that Mayu gives out diamond swords like they’re candy on Halloween. I don’t know about you, but I’d sell my soul for a diamond sword in Minecraft. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s all love Mayu together!

PeePurgeCraft

bodily fluids, DAUGHTER, disagreement, domestic dispute, family, food scraps, gross, Help, hygiene, kitchen sink, low stakes, MINOR, parenting, Pee, PeePurgeCraft, Potty training, powder room, resolution, squattie potty, strainer basket, TOILET

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7072

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle disputes in the most epic and hilarious ways possible! Join us and witness the ultimate showdown between pee-in-the-sink enthusiasts and toilet purists!

Imagine a world where pee and food scraps battle it out for dominance in the kitchen sink! Will bodily fluids reign supreme, or will the toilet emerge victorious in this epic showdown of cleanliness?

Embark on quests to prove once and for all whether pee belongs in the sink or the toilet! Will you join the pee rebels or fight for the honor of the porcelain throne?

Choose your side wisely, for the fate of the kitchen sink hangs in the balance! Join our server now and let the battle begin!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Allure, APPEAL, attractive, AttractiveAF, attractiveness cues, attractiveness indicators, attractiveness traits, Body language, charisma, Charm, eye contact, Grooming, magnetism, Minecraft, Personality, physical appearance, positive feedback, self esteem, self-confidence, signs of attractiveness, smp, Social Skills, Style

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Votes:	3056
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Lol, bro, if you wanna know if you’re hot stuff, just join our Minecraft SMP and see how many players start building heart emojis around your character. Like, if you log on and suddenly there’s a line of creepers waiting to give you flowers, you know you’re a Minecraft stud. Plus, rumor has it that if you’re really attractive, the Ender Dragon will start swooning over you and offer to be your pet. So yeah, if you wanna feel like the hottest block in the game, come join us and bask in all the virtual love and attention.