Five Minutes MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Frozen Frostbite Land 1.20

Ran, home, House, explode, stress

Join our Minecraft server because our virtual pipes will never freeze and cause your virtual house to explode! No need to worry about heat running for five minutes just to make a post, our server is always warm and cozy. Plus, we have virtual plumbers on standby 24/7 to fix any leaks or bursts. Don’t risk a Minecraft disaster, join us now for a piping hot time!

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MineCraftyPersonality

SELF AWARENESS, Traits, self-identity, self-perception, Beliefs

What is something that people “base their whole personality around”? Well, on our Minecraft server, people base their whole personality around their block-building skills! We’ve seen players go from being shy introverts to confident builders who rule the virtual world with their epic creations. Join us and become a master builder, crafting your way to fame and glory!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who protect the land from evil mobs. Join their ranks and ride into battle on your trusty llama steed, armed with nothing but a diamond sword and a sense of adventure.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and let your blocky adventures begin!

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TaxCraft: French Lefties 90%

social justice, wealth distribution, fiscal policy, european politics, Government

come join our minecraft server where we tax the rich 90% just like the left-wing French coalition wants to do! but don’t worry, we use the tax money to build giant statues of baguettes and berets all over the server. plus, our admin is a talking croissant who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can correctly pronounce “croissant” in a french accent. so come on down and join the fun, because who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by pastries and french politics?

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CraftyDiaryAI

mental health, CraftyDiaryAI, journaling, habit tracking, Artificial Intelligence

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz we got AI models of EVERYONE who kept a diary. like, imagine logging on and seeing ur diary twin running around, mining and building like a pro. it’s like having a clone but in Minecraft form. plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where the villagers go wild every night. and don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. u gotta see it to believe it, so come join us and live out ur wildest Minecraft dreams!

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MineCraftyMemes Server

Diversity, liked, nationalism, Country, foreign influence

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually like their countries the way they are? Well, look no further because on our server, we welcome chaos and destruction with open arms! Join us and watch as millions of players from other countries flood in and completely ruin everything you’ve ever known and loved. It’s a phobia-inducing experience that will leave you questioning your sanity. So come on, join the madness and see just how messed up things can get!

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RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

HUMAN RIGHTS, prejudice, Homophobia, LGBTQ safety, social justice

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the Endermen are waving rainbow flags! We believe in equality for all players, whether you’re a blocky builder or a pixelated PvPer. Plus, our community is so accepting that even the zombies are getting in touch with their feminine side! Join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience, where the only thing getting griefed is toxic behavior. So come on over and join the fun – after all, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the only thing getting destroyed is outdated stereotypes?

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KidzKornerKhaos

social activities, god-siblings, Communication, family, Conflict Resolution

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family obligations? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you forgetting all about your cousin drama.

Our server is filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a strict no-family-drama policy, so you can game in peace without any unexpected childcare responsibilities.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Who needs family drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft?

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BlockyBizarre antics

unconventional behavior, public antics, odd behavior, peculiar habits, peculiar actions

Have you ever seen someone walk around in public wearing a full-on chicken costume, clucking at people and pecking at the ground for imaginary worms? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and shenanigans where anything goes and normalcy is thrown out the window like yesterday’s leftovers. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a group of players reenacting the entire “Hamlet” play using only Minecraft emojis and interpretive dance. So why wait? Join now and embrace the madness!

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CraftyDrunkHomeBound

CraftyDrunkHomeBound, Lifestyle, work from home, best, balance

join our epic minecraft server, where u can escape from ur boring work from home life and become a functional alcoholic in a virtual world! build ur own bar and serve pixelated drinks to ur blocky friends. forget about ur responsibilities and get lost in the world of minecraft madness. who needs a job when u can be a master builder and booze enthusiast all in one? come join us and let’s get drunk on creativity!

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Minecraft Server: StormHeroesRIP

Player Base, death, video games, Heroes, StormHeroesRIP

Do you ever wonder why Heroes of the Storm died? It’s because all the heroes got tired of battling in the same old arenas and decided to start a new adventure in the blocky world of Minecraft! Join our server and witness epic battles between Thrall and Steve, watch as Diablo tries to mine diamonds, and see Nova take on creepers with her sniper rifle. Our server is so lit, even Arthas couldn’t resist joining in on the fun! So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest crossover event in gaming history!

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