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Valheim Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventure, Adventures, building, Community, Crafting, DISCOUNT, early access, Exploration, Gaming, indie game, Minecraft, multiplayer, norse mythology, Online Multiplayer, open world, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Steam, steam sale, Survival, valheim, video games

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9977
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Our server is like if Vanilla WoW and Minecraft had a baby, and that baby was raised by a pack of wild Endermen.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got custom dungeons filled with loot that will make your diamond armor look like leather scraps. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – it’s like a chaotic free-for-all where the only rule is to survive (and maybe grab some loot while you’re at it).

But wait, there’s more! We have events that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Ender Dragon. From parkour races to build competitions, there’s always something fun happening on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. And hey, if you act fast, you can get in for 50% off – that’s a steal! See you in the game, bruh!

Heaven Burns Red Minecraft SMP

burns, emotional connection, emotional depth, emotional experience, emotional gameplay, emotional impact, Emotional journey, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional storytelling, emotional video game narrative, heartbreaking moments, heartbreaking plot, Heaven, Heaven Burns Red, immersive experience, intense emotions, Minecraft, red, smp, tearjerker, video game, video game narrative

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Potions Brewed:	115	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Items Found:	1729

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where tears are shed not from grief, but from laughter! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named Maeda thought they were the king of the server. But little did they know, our community of mischievous players banded together to prank them in the most epic way possible. Let’s just say, Maeda ended up with a house made entirely out of pink wool and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot.

So, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, our motto is “FUCK YOU MAEDA,” and we take it very seriously.

Future President Minecraft Server

Campaign, campaign trail, Candidate, debate, decision, Democracy, election, electoral college, Future, future president, Government, INAUGURATION, leadership, Minecraft, policy, political parties, Politics, power, president, presidential race, Server, united states, Voting, White House

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8041
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4440	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Alien Abductions:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only question is “Who is the future president?” Well, look no further because on our server, the future president is a talking llama named Larry! Join us for a chance to witness Larry’s epic speeches and watch as he leads our server to greatness with his impeccable fashion sense and love for disco music. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of history in the making (or should we say, history in the llama-ing)! Join now and let the llama revolution begin!

ElderlyNeighbor Minecraft SMP

Abuse, discrimination, elder abuse, elderly abuse, elderly care, ElderlyNeighbor, institutional abuse, Minecraft, mistreatment, neglect, neglect in elderly care, neglect in nursing homes, nursing home abuse, old people home, racial discrimination, racial disparities, racism, racism in nursing homes, rape, senior citizens, sex, smp, STD rates

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Potions Brewed:	71
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including outrageous stories like old people homes with high STD rates and rampant abuse. But don’t worry, it’s not just all chaos and mayhem, we also have epic builds, fun events, and a community like no other. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those pesky niggers…oops, I mean creepers!

Honkai Impact 3rd Minecraft Server

3rd, abyss, BEARY CUTE BIRTHDAY EDITION, behind the scenes, CN supply, Confrontation, Crossover Concept Trailer, Elf Skill Upgrades, Event, Honkai, honkai impact 3rd, Honkai: Star Rail Collab, Impact, Interlude Preparations, MA cycles, Minecraft, newbie guide, Resources, S-rank Battlesuit Sparkle Thousand-Faced Maestro, Server, Shattered Swords VN, Stars Derailed Trailer, tutorial video, v7.9

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7604
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of Beary Cute Birthday Edition where the bears are the rulers of the land and throw the most lit parties ever seen in the Minecraft universe.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a Shattered Swords VN come to life, with new S-rank Battlesuits like Sparkle Thousand-Faced Maestro: Cameo that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Honkai Impact 3rd x Honkai: Star Rail Collab Behind-the-Scenes – it’s like a crossover event that will leave you questioning reality.

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other. Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server out there!

Minecraft SMP – (𒅄) Team Fortress 2 General

blog, Castaway, Cold Edition, Community, competitive, Creators Leaks, Events, FAQ, fortress, Frag With, general, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, Mods, mvm tour, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, skins, smp, sprays, Stats, TEAM, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Wiki, 𒅄

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9144	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Enchantments Applied:	234
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on! This server is so lit, it’s like playing in the fiery pits of the Nether. We’ve got matchmaking fixes that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on our new community MvM tour – it’s like fighting the Ender Dragon on steroids!

Join us on Fridays and Saturdays for some frag-tastic fun with /tf2g/. Our official server is so awesome, it’ll make you question why you ever played on any other server. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata – they’re crazier than a pack of rabid wolves!

Looking for resources? We’ve got you covered. From FAQs to mods to loadouts and skins, we’ve got everything you need to survive in this wild world. And don’t forget to check out our trading options – you’ll be wheeling and dealing like a pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s make some memories that will go down in history! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

WIPE: 11/27/24 Mode: PRISON, Hurry up to log in! Minecraft server

Adventures, Boss Battles, chests, Clans, classic, Custom chests, Donations, Economy, epic boss battles, Events, Fly, Hardcore, Journey, log in, Minecraft, Mines, Mode, new, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, rare books, resource extraction, Rewards, RPG, Russian, Server, Survival, unique adventures, valuable rewards, wipe, Without Launcher

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	2243	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Join the new InferLife server and discover a unique mode. You will find: Epic boss battles and valuable rewards Custom chests with rare books Many mines for resource extraction Many unique adventures! Log in now and start your journey: “mc.inferlife.org”

mc.inferlife.org

Slow Clown Minecraft Server

bullying, Clown, cognitive impairment, discrimination, emotional distress, getting clowned, Harassment, Insecurity, insults, learning difficulties, low intelligence, mental health, Minecraft, peer pressure, repetitive teasing, ridicule, self esteem, Server, Slow, social exclusion, special needs, Taunting, teasing

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of getting clowned on because you’re slower than a turtle in quicksand? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, being slow is a superpower! We have a special Slowpoke Club where all the cool kids hang out and embrace their inner sloth. Join us for epic snail races, where the last one to cross the finish line is actually the winner! And don’t worry about being left behind, because on our server, slow and steady wins the race… and also gets all the diamonds. So come join us and show the world that being slow is the new fast!

Minecraft SMP: CrazyCraft Linux Lovers

Appearance, Community, crazycraft, cyberbullying, discrimination, Diversity, holocaust survivor, inclusion, internet culture, linux, Linux users, Lovers, mental health, mentally ill, Minecraft, offensive comments, online behavior, Perception, prejudice, smp, social commentary, stereotype, stigma, Technology, trolling

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Towns Built:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
New Chunks Explored:	456620	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be for all the wacky and wild players out there!

Join us if you want to witness Linux users who look like they just escaped from a mental asylum and survived the apocalypse. These survivors have mastered the art of Minecraft and will show you the true meaning of insanity in game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Yozakura Family Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, assassins, Chapter 253, comedy, family, japanese manga, long tail tag, Manga, MANGA Plus, Minecraft, Mission: Yozakura Family, Server, shueisha, Superpowers, weekly shonen jump, Yozakura

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with hidden treasures, epic battles, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (yes, they’re a thing here).

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come. From building giant statues of their favorite anime characters to organizing massive pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the mines, there lies a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are actually friendly. Will you be the one to uncover this secret and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!