Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!
watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️
if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯
so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)
| Type | Minecraft multiplayer server |
|---|---|
| Focus | Create and govern nations in a large-scale world |
| Features | Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems |
| Activities | Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars |
| Staff | Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the HAM SMP server? | Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server. |
| What can I do in the server? | Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations. |
| Are there rules in the server? | Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules. |
| Is PvP allowed in the server? | Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations. |
We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!
And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.
Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!
Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the kind you’d find in a soap opera. We promise no in-laws fighting over who has the better career or who got paid for their wedding. Just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.
And if you ever start feeling sorry for yourself, just remember that at least you’re not in a situation where your own wife is snapping at you for showing empathy towards her disabled, struggling sister. Yikes! Our server may not have family drama, but it does have plenty of laughs and good times waiting for you.
So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft, right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your sterile sister-in-law would find joy in building virtual worlds. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!