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Blocky Banter: The 4chan of Minecraft

4chan, 4chan raid, ANONYMOUS, banter, blocky, cyber attack, desu, Epic, Exploding, hacker raid, internet culture, internet forum, internet humor, internet subculture, lulz machine, meme, Minecraft, moot, Online Community, online mischief, party van, trolling, viral content

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	5984
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where 4chan meets Minecraft, where the epic lulz never stop and the party van is always exploding with excitement. Our server is like a desu desu dream come true, filled with hacker raids and lulz galore.

Join us if you dare to embark on a wild adventure where anything can happen. Build your own memes and troll your friends with outrageous pranks. Who knows, you might even encounter the legendary moot himself roaming the server, causing chaos wherever he goes.

So why wait? Join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, the only rule is to have fun and create insane memories that will last a lifetime.

Nation of Noobs

Battle of Hoover Dam, Chaos, Defeat, Despair, Destruction, devastation, End.., fallen, hopelessness, Loss, Memories, My home, My nation, nation, Noobs, regret, Republic, ruins, Shady Sands, sorrow, Tragedy, War

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Void Armor Forged:	29	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the devastation of the Battle of Hoover Dam and rebuild your life in the SHADY SANDS! Join us as we embark on a journey to create a new REPUBLIC and restore peace to the land!

Build your own NATION, make new friends, and conquer the WASTELAND in our action-packed server. Don’t let your home be destroyed like in the Battle of Hoover Dam – join us and start a new life filled with adventure and excitement!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something LEGENDARY – join our Minecraft server today and help us rebuild the fallen republic! Who knows, you might even become the next HERO of the wasteland!

CraftyPhase: Where Villagers Rule and Creepers Drool!

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Chisaka Airi, CraftyPhase, CREEPERS, Dizzy Dokuro, Drool, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, LIA, Muu Muyu, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Remilia Nephys, rule, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Utatane Nasa, villagers

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Farms Harvested:	240
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server, where you can connect with a bunch of crazy characters like Lia, Utatane Nasa, Hakushika Iori, Fujikura Uruka, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Pipkin Pippa, Kaneko Lumi, and more!

But wait, there’s more! Join us on this server and you might just run into characters like Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, Komachi Panko, Runie Ruse, Eimi Isami, Muu Muyu, Hikanari Hina, Saya Sairroxs, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Gram Pico, Ayase Yuu, and Kaminari Clara!

Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server with such a diverse and eccentric cast of characters? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PokeBakeCraft: Where Pokemon are our master bakers!

#pikachu, Anime, bakers, baking, baking community, baking inspiration, baking skills, baking supplies, Charmander, creative baking, jigglypuff, Master, PokeBakeCraft, pokemon, Pokemon bakers, Pokemon fandom., Pokemon fans, Pokemon merchandise, Pokemon trainers, Pokemon-themed desserts, squirtle, video games

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	7781
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Pokemon are our bakers! Yes, you heard that right. Imagine Charmander baking you a delicious cake with his fiery tail, or Pikachu using his electric powers to whip up some tasty pastries.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Squirtle. He’s got the moves like Jagger and will teach you how to dance like a pro.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our treasure hunt led by the legendary Mewtwo. He’ll guide you through dangerous dungeons filled with rare loot and epic battles.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Racers: Triggering /pol/ Since 2011

Alt-Right, Bigotry, coalburners, Conservatives, Crafty, discrimination, Diversity, Hate Speech, internet trolls, lol, POL, Political Correctness, racers, racism, redditors, riceburners, seethe, Sensitive, social media, triggering, white nationalists, Whites, Xenophobia

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the white nationalists make /pol/ seethe with jealousy! You won’t find any whites left on here, just a bunch of coalburners and riceburners that even redditors can’t help but laugh at. But hey, who needs sensitivity when you can join us for some outrageous fun and crazy adventures?

Why join our server? – Experience the thrill of making /pol/ seethe with jealousy – Laugh at coalburners and riceburners with your fellow players – Embrace your inner conservative and show off your sensitivity (or lack thereof) in a hilarious way

So come on, join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Who needs white nationalists when you can have this level of insanity? LOL!

CraftyGF Server: Where Cute Meets Cool in 502 Days

#youtube, Bocchi, Cool, cool interests, CraftyGF, cute, cute gf, Days, feeling good, Loneliness, MANIFESTING, manifesting desires, manifesting dreams, manifesting future, manifesting goals, manifesting happiness, manifesting love, manifesting partner, manifesting relationships, manifesting success, meets, personal growth, positivity, self improvement, Server, Single life

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the quest for a cute gf with cool interests continues on Day 502! Are you tired of being bocchi and ready to mingle with like-minded players? Join us and manifest your dream partner while building epic structures and battling fierce mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are actually friendly pets. Will you be the one to uncover this mind-blowing secret and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this legendary community. Watch our hilarious video at this link and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty McCraftface

Anime, Arakawa, Authors, Crafty, Creators, debatable quality, female mangakas, grander scheme, History, Industry, kui, Manga, McCraftface, measurable capacity, Naoko, Pedestal, Relevant, unimportant

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	1138
Towns Built:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we celebrate the one and only QUEEN of manga, alongside Naoko of course! Join us as we embark on a journey through the GRAND world of Minecraft, shaped by the LEGENDARY influence of this iconic creator.

Forget about those other female mangakas, like Arakawa and Kui, who have made works of debatable quality. They are IRRELEVANT in comparison to the GODDESS we worship on this server. Only the best for our players!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of something truly EPIC and LEGENDARY in the world of Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the CRAZINESS that awaits you!

Pixel Pervs & Creepers

/aco/sdg, /d/nai, /e/sdg, /g/sdg, /h/hdg, /soc/ai+nude, /trash/sdg, /vt/vtai, ai, animation, Archive, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CREEPERS, DEGEN, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, FlashGames, Forge, guides, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Milk Plant, models, New User Guide, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, Tags for Prompting, Wiki

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Farms Harvested:	337	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the Milk Plant Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to milk a cow in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Our server is filled with udderly ridiculous opportunities to milk all sorts of animals and plants. Who knew plants could produce milk, right?

– Want to merge blocks in a way that defies all logic and reason? Our server has a block merging feature that will make your brain explode with confusion and delight. It’s like playing Minecraft on a whole new level of insanity!

– Need a break from the usual Minecraft experience? How about trying out our ComfyUI, Automatic1111, Forge, SD.Next, or Easy Diffusion options? These tools will make your Minecraft gameplay so comfy and automatic that you’ll never want to leave.

– And let’s not forget about the Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section of our server. Explore all sorts of weird and wonderful creations that will make you question your sanity and your taste in Minecraft mods.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world of madness and mayhem like never before! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for the absurd.

ManlyCraft: Where Everyone’s a Man (Even in a Dress)

Bigotry, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, dress, Everyones, Eyeballs, FAGGOT, Gender Identity, HARMFUL, Hate Speech, Homophobia, hurtful, ignorance, inappropriate, intolerance, LGBTQ, man, man in a dress, ManlyCraft, nonstop, offensive, prejudice, Wigs

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6425	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Crops Grown:	6764	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server, where you won’t find any men in dresses, unless they’re wearing diamond armor! Say goodbye to those pesky faggot men in wigs, because on our server, the only fabulous thing you’ll see is the sparkling diamonds you’ll mine. Join us for a glamorous adventure filled with dazzling treasures and epic battles. Don’t let those faggots ruin your Minecraft experience, come play with us and let your inner diva shine!

Crafty Coward’s Challenge: Do it Now!

ambitious, bold, branding, challenge, Company, cowards, Crafty, Creative, dream job, funny, Gaming, humor, IMMEDIATELY, Marketing, mascot, Proposal, Request, spokesperson, Square Enix, video games, Wife, wife goals

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a soft spot for players who can beat them in a game of rock, paper, scissors. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!