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PeePocalypseCraft

Bissell pet stain remover, car smell, change clothes, dog pee, easily angered, EMBARRASSING, fabric sofa, family room, febreze, guest bathroom, heartbroken, high functioning autistic, Home Depot, medical issue, nephew, nice furniture, peed on sofa, PeePocalypseCraft, professional cleaning, psychological issue, shop vacuum, talking to SIL, urine smell, WIBTA

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	530	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’ve peed on a fancy sofa? Look no further! Our server is so immersive, you’ll swear you can smell the urine wafting through your screen. Join now for the ultimate sensory experience!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so realistic that you’ll have to crack windows and drown in Febreze just to mask the smells your fellow players leave behind. It’s like living in a virtual urine-soaked sofa paradise!

And if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got it! Just like the dilemma of whether or not to tell your SIL that her son peed on your precious sofa, our server will have you questioning your morals and relationships at every turn.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there – where the only thing stinkier than the gameplay is the virtual upholstery!

FilmFlicksNSexMinecraft SMP

adult content, Cinematic, controversial, Discreet, film, FilmFlicksNSexMinecraft, hidden, Implied, Movie, plot twist, Provocative, sex scenes, smp, Subtle, Suggestive, Surprising, surprising scenes, surprising twist, unexpected, unexpected content, unexpected elements, unexpected moments

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Join our wild and wacky server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions! Fight off rebellious chickens, negotiate with power-hungry pigs, and try not to get caught in the crossfire of the llama mafia wars.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land searching for unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be its next target, or will you outsmart this mischievous monster?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club run by a group of zombie DJs who spin the hottest tracks in the Nether. Dance the night away with your undead pals and show off your best zombie shuffle!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

KhaleesiCraft: Baby Redditors Unite!

babies, baby, Community, discussion, experiences, Fandom, fictional characters, Future, game of thrones, generation, Identity, internet, khaleesi, KhaleesiCraft, names, ONLINE, pop culture, reddit, redditors, social media, trends, Unique, unite

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Look no further, because our server is where all the Khaleesi babies will be flocking to in 10 years! That’s right, we are the chosen server for all the future rulers of the Seven Kingdoms.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Redditors named after fictional characters, who bring a whole new level of chaos and fun to the game. Imagine teaming up with Harry Potter, Katniss Everdeen, and Frodo Baggins to take on epic quests and battles.

Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this fantastical world!

UnluckyStone [Vanilla] [Griefed] {Zombie Apocalypse Edition} {Prank Wars} {Karaoke Nights} {Kitty Litter Mod}

active community, Apocalypse, Builds, Community, Diamond Economy, Donations, Edition, Events, explore the game, fresh discord, Fresh Server, Friendly, GRIEFED.., Karaoke, kitty, litter, Mature, minecraft youtubers, mod, nether tunnel, NIGHTS, prank, responsive staff, Semi Vanilla, Staff Team, trust-based, trusted community, Uhc, UnluckyStone, Vanilla, Wars, Whitelisted, zombie

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Animals Bred:	137
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

LuckyGem SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
New 1.21 map	A friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins.
Active Community	Frequent events, competitions, and a mature staff team.
No Economy Plugin	Players can claim stalls and participate in a trust-based diamond economy.
No Land Claim Plugin	Players can find and mark out free building spots without restrictions.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join LuckyGem SMP?

To join the server, you must apply via the Discord server at https://discord.gg/luckygem

Can I use teleportation on the server?

No, there is no teleportation plugin on the server. Players can travel by foot or use nether tunnel highways for faster travel.

Is there an economy system on the server?

There is no economy plugin on the server. Players can claim stalls and participate in a trust-based diamond economy.

How can I build on the server?

Simply find a free spot, mark it out clearly, and start building. Everything on the server is built by players for players.

Are there any server events or competitions?

Yes, LuckyGem SMP hosts weekly events, competitions, build competitions, and even UHC (Ultra Hardcore) matches.

Where can I find more information about the server?

Join the active Discord server at https://discord.gg/luckygem and connect to the Minecraft server at play.luckygemsmp.com

TankGurlz Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, animated series, Anime, Competition, courage, death sentence, determination, friendship, girls und panzer, gup, high school girls, military tactics, Minecraft, Mystery, Server, strategy, Survival, Suspense, tank warfare, TankGurlz, teamwork, Thread

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Players Killed by Monsters:	8891	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who has been sentenced to death for building the ugliest house ever seen in Minecraft history! Witness the drama unfold as she desperately tries to redeem herself by creating the most epic castle you’ve ever laid eyes on.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them in an epic battle for control of the server?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover the treasure and change the course of Minecraft history forever?

Join our server now for a wild ride of chaos, adventure, and chicken politics like you’ve never seen before!

TestosteroneClash Minecraft SMP

Endocrine System, female hormones, high testosterone, hormonal balance, hormonal changes, hormonal disorders, hormonal fluctuations, hormonal health, hormonal imbalances in men, hormonal imbalances in women, hormonal regulation, hormone imbalance, low testosterone, male hormones, Minecraft, smp, testosterone deficiency, testosterone levels, testosterone levels in men, testosterone levels in women, Testosterone Production, testosterone therapy, TestosteroneClash

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7585
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5496	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Crops Grown:	5053	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP where high testosterone players battle it out against low testosterone players? It’s a showdown of epic proportions as the high T crew flex their muscles and the low T crew strategize their way to victory.

Join us for insane PvP battles where the high T players charge in headfirst, while the low T players sneakily outsmart their opponents. Will you be a muscle-bound warrior or a cunning mastermind? The choice is yours!

But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder the power to banish their enemies to the Nether realm.

So come on, join us for a wild ride of testosterone-fueled chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy Minecraft world. Who will come out on top in the battle of High T vs Low T? Only time will tell…

Bridezilla’s Big Day Minecraft Server

1st time bride, 30 years together, aita, big, bridal updo, Bridezillas, civil ceremony, Day, family conflict, family dynamics, husband and wife, inlaws, long term relationship, Minecraft, mother of the groom, mountain wedding, older bride, professional hair styling, Server, Small wedding, wedding day, wedding day drama, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding stress

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive in-laws who just won’t let things go? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave all your real-life drama behind.

On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build the most epic structures without any judgment from pesky mother-in-laws. Let go of all your frustrations and channel them into crafting the ultimate pixelated paradise.

And if you ever feel the need to put someone in their place, just remember that in Minecraft, you can literally build walls around them and trap them forever. Take that, nosy in-laws!

So why wait? Join our server today and let the blocky adventures begin. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new family of fellow players who will have your back no matter what. Just leave the drama at the door and pick up your pickaxe – it’s time to mine for some fun!

BabyVoiceExposed

acceptance, anime voice, Authenticity, baby voice, BabyVoiceExposed, Communication, Confrontation, Crush, FAKING, Friend, friendship, Hangout, Honesty, Insecurity, judgment, misunderstanding, Nervous, outing, Self-expression, social anxiety, Upset

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3084
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	7694	Buildings Constructed:	38
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my friend’s sudden baby voice? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience filled with surprises at every turn.

Just like my friend, who tried to pass off her baby voice as her real one, this server will keep you on your toes with its crazy antics. From hidden treasures to unexpected challenges, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

And just like how my friends couldn’t help but notice my friend’s strange voice, you’ll be sure to make new friends and enemies on this server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated battle over a block of diamond!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bizarre and entertaining as my friend’s sudden change in voice, join us now! Just remember, always be yourself – unless you can be a baby-voiced anime character, then go for it!

SelfHateSMP – Minecraft SMP

comparison, fear of failure, Insecurity, lack of confidence, low self-esteem, mental health, Minecraft, negative self-talk, perfectionism, personal growth, self improvement, self loathing, self worth, self-acceptance, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-hatred, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, self-sabotage, SelfHateSMP, smp

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Votes:	5605
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of hating yourself in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let all your self-hatred melt away as you build, mine, and explore with a community of players who will love you unconditionally (unless you steal their diamonds, then all bets are off).

Our server is like therapy, but with creepers and lava instead of boring old couches and therapists. You can work through your self-hate by punching trees, fighting off zombies, and creating the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. Plus, our community is so supportive that they’ll cheer you on every step of the way, even if you accidentally blow up your own house (again).

So why waste time hating yourself in real life when you could be hating yourself in Minecraft instead? Join our server today and let the self-loathing begin!

PassionCraft2021

AMBITION, determination, dreams, DRIVE, finding meaning, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, inspiration, Life, motivation, Passion, PassionCraft2021, personal growth, purpose, pursuing dreams, Self Discovery, self improvement, self-fulfillment, success

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Do you love building epic structures that defy the laws of physics? Do you enjoy trolling your friends by hiding TNT under their beds? Are you a master at pixel art and creating giant statues of Steve riding a llama? Then boy oh boy, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and become part of a wacky community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Explore our vast world filled with secret caves, hidden treasure, and the occasional wandering creeper looking for a hug (or an explosion, we’re not really sure).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and can fly you to the moon and back in record time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of Notch himself, who occasionally pops in to give players diamond swords and enchanted armor (or maybe just to mess with their heads, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your creativity run wild! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky griefers and lava traps, because in this world, anything can happen (and probably will).