| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 6148 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 14 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 448 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
mc.flowsurvival.org
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 1163 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 43 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
Ever wanted to fight off hoards of creepers with nothing but a carrot? Or maybe you’re more into building a castle made entirely of TNT? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
Join now for a chance to team up with other players to take down the ultimate boss – a giant Ender Dragon that breathes fire made of rainbow-colored blocks! And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests that only the bravest players can find.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see any seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, be sure to give them a good ol’ Minecraft welcome.
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 8207 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 6235 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 4152 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles against virtual women, where you can finally feel powerful and in control. Our paid Jewish shill staff will make sure you have the best experience possible, as we cater to all your misogynistic needs.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the misogyny flow freely! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual ones filled with hate and toxicity? Let’s show those women who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 5789 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Buildings Constructed: | 25 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 |
| Animals Bred: | 58 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and zombies, a giant maze filled with treasure and traps, and even a talking llama who gives out questionable advice. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the block. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 7341 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 87 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Survival Mode Like Never Before Survive, thrive, and conquer! Dive into a rich survival world where creativity meets challenge.
Dynamic Economy: Trade resources with others or sell them to NPCs to amass wealth. Custom Biomes: Explore breathtaking landscapes that redefine the Minecraft wilderness. Player-Owned Shops: Set up your own marketplace and dominate the economy. Epic Dungeons Plunge into the depths of perilous dungeons filled with treasures and danger!
23.109.14.196
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 7651 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Total Vanilla is the ultimate Minecraft survival experience for players seeking freedom and creativity with minimal restrictions. Set in a massive 500k by 500k world, this server stays true to the core of Minecraft, offering a pure vanilla experience where the only rule is no hacking. Build, explore, and conquer in an unmoderated environment where alliances and rivalries are forged naturally. Whether you want to establish a thriving base, engage in epic battles, or simply wander the vast landscape, Total Vanilla lets you play your way. Dive into chaos, test your skills, and leave your mark on this untamed world!
total-anarchy.us
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 9738 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Votes: | 3377 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 96 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers as the DJ. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on top of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs the latest updates when you can have this level of insanity?
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 9201 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 81 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2472 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 52 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 143 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 76 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
One time, we had a player who decided to build a giant statue of a chicken out of TNT, only to accidentally set it off and blow up half the server! But hey, at least it was a clucking good time, right?
And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks that go down on a daily basis. From filling someone’s house with llamas to turning all the sheep pink, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s all about fun, laughter, and absolute madness, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally) on a regular basis.
