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TrumpCraft: Epstein Files & Russian Ties

AMERICANS, collusion, Conspiracy, controversial, Corruption, cover up, Epstein, Files, Government, investigation, mainstream media, Media, News, Politics, Presidency, reddit, Russian, Russian diplomats, scandal, scandalous, TIES, trump, Trumpcraft, truth-seeking

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9280	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	454
Star Shards Collected:	281	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride as we uncover the secret connections between Trump, Epstein, and Russian diplomats in our virtual world. Who knew building blocks could lead to such scandalous revelations?

Forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for juicy gossip and conspiracy theories here! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the craziest mysteries Minecraft has ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

CraftyPhilippines Minecraft Server

bilateral cooperation, Commitment, CraftyPhilippines, defense pact, Diplomacy, diplomatic ties, foreign policy, geopolitical interests, international relations, Ironclad, military partnership, military presence, Minecraft, mutual defense treaty, Pacific region, Philippines, reaffirms, regional stability, security alliance, Server, Southeast Asia, strategic alliance, US

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Mines Excavated:	1881
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

join the most EPIC minecraft server ever cuz we got diamond armor for days and a village full of villagers who will trade you anything for emeralds. we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to battle in the sky. come join us and be part of the most LIT minecraft adventure of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be LIT AF.

ChasmCraft: Ukrainians vs. Russia

ChasmCraft, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, European backers, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, optimism, Optimistic, poll, Profound chasm, public opinion, russia, Support, survey results, ukrainians, war efforts, winning war

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Villages Defended:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have a PROFOUND CHASM of fun waiting for you! our players are more optimistic about winning against creepers than any other server out there! we have crazy battles, insane builds, and the most epic loot you can imagine. join us and be a part of the most epic war against mobs that minecraft has ever seen! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

CaveCraft51K

Ancient, ancient civilizations, archaeology, art history, artistic expression, cave art, CaveCraft51K, cultural heritage, Cultural significance, discovery, early humans, figurative, historical artifacts, History, Indonesia, narrative scene, oldest, Painting, paleolithic era, prehistoric, rock art

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Farms Harvested:	264	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

yo, imagine joining a Minecraft server where you can travel back in time to when dinosaurs roamed the earth and cavemen were painting on walls like it was nobody’s business. this server is like a time machine, but instead of going to the future, you’re going wayyy back to witness some epic prehistoric shenanigans.

we got caves filled with ancient paintings that will blow your mind. you can explore and discover the secrets of our prehistoric ancestors while dodging dinosaurs and trying not to get eaten. it’s like Jurassic Park meets the Flintstones, but in Minecraft form.

join our server for a wild ride through history, where you can befriend a woolly mammoth, ride a sabertooth tiger, and maybe even invent fire (okay, maybe not that last one). don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the ultimate throwback adventure. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go back to the stone age and have a blast!

Oceanic SMP: Where We Pretend We Know What Vanilla Means – Whitelist Only! 1.21.0!

1.21.0, Active, building, comms, Community, Discord, Factions, Goodies, inventory, Lgbt, Means, Minecraft, Neurodiverse, Oceanic, PRETEND, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, streaming, System, Talking, Temple, Vanilla, Welcoming, Whitelist, world

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Void Gems Collected:	34
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Crops Grown:	3696
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

Oceanic SMP Server Overview

Features	Description
Welcoming Community	Active players from all over the world
Simplified Rules	Easy to follow rules for a better gaming experience
Minecraft-Discord Comms	Communicate with other players through Discord
Keep Inventory On	Players keep their inventory on death
Dynmap	Interactive map for easy navigation
Streaming Friendly	Supportive of players who stream gameplay
LGBTQ+ Friendly	Welcoming to everyone, including LGBTQ+ community

FAQs

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, you need to first join the Discord server and follow the rules and whitelist process provided there.

2. Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

Yes, the server has simplified rules outlined in the Discord server that all players must adhere to.

3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure your friends also follow the rules and whitelist process.

4. Is PvP allowed on the server?

Currently, PvP is disabled on the server to create a more friendly and cooperative environment for all players.

ChunkyChic Minecraft Server

ChunkyChic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	109	Endless Night Skies:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	359	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is a try-hard and takes the game way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and you’ll find yourself surrounded by a community of misfits and oddballs, including the mid, out of shape girl who’s your looksmatch and would be perfectly happy to date you! Who needs a perfect 10 when you can have a solid 5 who’s just as into Minecraft as you are?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of friendly llamas who have formed their own civilization and have even started their own llama-themed religion. Join them in their llama worship ceremonies and maybe even become a llama yourself!

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who knows, you might just find love in the form of that mid, out of shape girl who’s been waiting for someone just like you to come along and sweep her off her blocky feet!

CraftyModels Minecraft Server

alpha calculator, benchmarks, Cambrian-1, Censorship, chatbot, chatbot arena, code optimization, CraftyModels, Gemma 2, inference engines, language models, LLM, LLM Compiler, local models, machine learning, Meta, Minecraft, multimodal, programming, Server, text generation, vision-centric, VRAM calculator

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Villages Defended:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us at this server where we discuss and develop local language models because why not? We’ve got Japanese LLaMA-based models pre-trained on 2T tokens – that’s like, a lot of tokens, dude. And don’t even get me started on Gemma 2, it’s so awesome that it’ll make your head spin!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Meta announcing the LLM Compiler, based on Code Llama – because llamas are obviously the key to code optimization and disassembly. And have you heard about Cambrian-1? It’s a collection of vision-centric multimodal LLMs that will blow your mind!

So come on over to our server where we have chatbot arena battles, programming challenges, and even a censorship leaderboard because who doesn’t love a little competition, am I right?

But that’s not all – we’ve got tools like the Alpha Calculator, VRAM Calculator, and even a sampler visualizer to take your Minecraft experience to the next level.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s have a llama-tastic time together!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

4 young kids, aita, alone, Boundaries, boys weekend, children, Communication, exclusion, family, Friends, go out, Hangout, invited, job opportunity, KidzCraft, Minecraft, night, not letting, parenting, Server, so, Twins, weekend, Wifes

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Astral Projections Made:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of being left out of the fun like a sad little Minecraft villager? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is included – even if you have a whole army of kids to take care of! Join us and experience the joy of building, mining, and crafting with your fellow players, who will never leave you out in the cold like those mean villagers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the action! So come on over and join the party – we promise you’ll never feel left out again!

FiancéFired4ScoldingSpecialNeedsKid

#impatience, Agitation, Apology, care home, colours, Communication, ENGAGEMENT, Fiance, FiancéFired4ScoldingSpecialNeedsKid, FIRED, Inappropriate Behavior, misbehaving, misunderstanding, non verbal, Organizer, orphanage, patience, scolding, special needs child, teaching, volunteering

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your morals and ethics? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and questionable decisions.

Just like the time a player got their fiancé “fired” for scolding a special needs child. Imagine the chaos that would unfold in our server! Who needs reality TV when you can witness real-life drama like this?

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will someone build an epic castle or will they accidentally set it on fire? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the craziness that is our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even make some questionable life choices along the way!

SchooledMC – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

anxiety, boring classes, bullying, cafeteria food, early mornings, education, Exams, group projects, hate, homework, lack of creativity, learning, long hours, Minecraft, peer pressure, School, SchooledMC, Server, social pressure, standardized tests, stress, strict rules, teachers, Ultimate

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Tired of getting detention for building secret redstone contraptions in the school library? Sick of getting kicked out of class for trying to tame a wild ocelot in the hallway? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about pesky teachers ruining your fun again. Build your dream castle, ride a pig into battle, and maybe even discover a hidden portal to a secret dimension where unicorns roam free. So say goodbye to boring textbooks and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and start your epic adventure!