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ElonCraft: The Dittman Chronicles

Adrian Dittman, burner account, Chronicles, controversy, Deception, DEFEND, Dittman, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, EXPOSED, fake account, Identity, innovation, internet, Manipulation, public relations, scrutiny, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla, twitter

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4

so, you wanna join this epic minecraft server where elon musk’s secret alter ego ‘adrian dittman’ hangs out? well, buckle up cuz this server is wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

we got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena before exploding, and a secret underground base where herobrine and bigfoot play poker every tuesday night.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet ender dragon named fluffy who farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its butt. plus, you’ll have the chance to battle the legendary boss mob, steve’s evil twin brother, kevin, who has a mustache made of obsidian and a pet zombie pigman named gary.

so come on down to the craziest minecraft server this side of the nether portal. elon musk’s alter ego adrian dittman is waiting for you with a diamond sword and a wink 😉

Wild West Wanderers 1.20.1

1.20.1, BROWNCELS, discrimination, discussion, Diversity, Gaming Community, gender, gender switching, Happened, Identity, marginalized groups, online forums, Place, Race, social justice, toxic behavior, unfuckable, video games, Wanderers, West, western vidya, white leftists, Wild, WTF

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	132	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of dealing with those gender-switching leftists and unfuckable browncels, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why? Because we don’t mess with that nonsense here. We’re all about building epic structures and slaying mobs like true gamers. Plus, our community is filled with cool peeps who just wanna have a good time without all the drama. So come on and join us for some wild adventures and laughs! Let’s show those weirdos what real gaming is all about!

AttractiveBlockOddities

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Star Shards Collected:	179	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Love Letters Sent:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you adventurous players out there! We have a whole new world filled with bizarre and wacky creatures that you never knew you needed in your life.

Join us and discover the weirdest things you never knew you found attractive in Minecraft! From quirky pixelated animals to funky looking structures, our server will have you questioning your taste in aesthetics. Who knew that a blocky llama with googly eyes could be so irresistible?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds. So if you want to get rich quick and have a blast while doing it, this is the place to be.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with the weirdest things you never knew you found attractive!

AzeriAirCrashOopsLOL

air travel, aviation disaster, azerbaijan, Azerbaijan Airlines, AzeriAirCrashOopsLOL, breaking news, Condolences, deadly crash, diplomatic relations, global news, government response, international news, investigation, plane crash, political tensions, putin, Putin apology, Tragedy, uk, uk news, world news

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

so, like, u know how putin was all like “sorry bout that plane crash, my bad”? and the UK was all like “nah bro, not good enough”? well, come join our minecraft server where we reject apologies left and right! we’re all about drama and chaos, just like that plane crash! join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the craziness. who needs putin’s apologies when you can have a blast on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Heartbeat Haven – Where Loneliness is a Thing of the Past

autonomic nervous system, cardiovascular adaptability, Haven, Heart function, heart rate variability, Heartbeat, Loneliness, loneliness and autonomic nervous system, loneliness and cardiovascular health, loneliness and emotional well-being, loneliness and gender differences, loneliness and heart health, loneliness and heart rate, loneliness and mental health, loneliness and physical health, loneliness and social interactions, loneliness and social support, loneliness and stress, Men, social stress, Women

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

join our epic minecraft server and never feel lonely again! our server is so lit that your heart rate will be off the charts with excitement! forget about reduced cardiovascular adaptability, because on our server, you’ll be running around so much trying to survive that your heart will be pumping like crazy!

we have a special feature where if you start feeling lonely, you can just jump into a group chat with other players and instantly feel better. no more reduced heart rate variability for you! and don’t worry, we have plenty of women players who will show you how it’s done, because apparently this effect is more pronounced in women than in men.

so come join us on our server and let’s all regulate our heart function together in the most epic and ridiculous way possible! who knew minecraft could be so good for your health?

Boredom SMP

100% uptime, amd ryzen, Boredom, Coreprotect, Coventry, Creative Server, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, Grief Recovery, hermitcraft, Mature Community, player average, proximity chat, pure vanilla gameplay, server details, Server Events, smp, TPS average, United Kingdom, Whitelist

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchantments Applied:	176
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Season Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Server Mode	Online Mode
Server IP	play.boredommc.com
Creative World IP	cr.boredommc.com
Version	Java Edition [1.21.3+]

What Makes Us Unique

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
Cosmetic donations, no pay-to-win
Active staff support

Discord & Dynmap

You can view the world map through Dynmap and chat with players on the server through Discord.

What to Expect

A mature and respectful community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime & 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Freedom and acceptance for all players

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of gameplay do you offer?	We offer Pure Vanilla gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs.
Are cracked accounts supported?	No, the server is in Online Mode and does not support cracked accounts.
What can I expect from the community?	A close-knit group of respectful adults who enjoy playing Minecraft together.
Are donations pay-to-win?	No, donations are cosmetic only.
Is there a creative server available?	Yes, you can access the creative server by running ‘/server creative’ in game.

Ethereal Isles 1.20.4

1.20.4, 200 iq, American workers, AMERIKUNZ, bubba, Cletus, DEI, Ethereal, Experience, Fags, foreigners, gas station, gas station workers, hire, hire bubba and cletus, hire foreigners, Isles, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Support, swamps, work ethic

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9058	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Dragons Tamed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got 200 IQ foreigners building epic stuff like pros but also got bubba and cletus from the swamps cuz they AMERIKUNZ!!1!

Like, who needs DEI when u can have this crazy mix of talent and chaos? Join now for a wild ride of building and madness!

CraftyMan27

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

The ability to survive in a world filled with blocky pigs, exploding creepers, and the occasional zombie invasion! And where better to test your survival skills than on our epic Minecraft server? Join us and show off your mad building skills, battle it out in epic PvP matches, and maybe even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny (rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a really shiny hat). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become the ultimate blocky warrior of legend!

CraftyCrashLandKorea

air travel, aviation accident, aviation safety, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Condolences, CraftyCrashLandKorea, Disaster, emergency response, Fatalities, Grief, investigation, Jeju Air, Korean Peninsula, Loss, News, plane crash, Prayers, south korea, Tragedy

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	285657	Void Armor Forged:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

lol, forget about that sad news and come join our epic minecraft server! we got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn! rumor has it, if you find the golden chicken hidden in the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical llama wizard. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll make friends faster than a creeper can explode! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s build the craziest pixelated world together!

Epic Quests 1.21.4

1.21.4, animated short, character builds, Character Teaser, Citlali, Daily check-in rewards, Dimensional Detective Chronicles, Epic, Exercise Surging Storm, Fischl, friendlist, genshin impact, Hoyofair, Incandescent Ode of Resurrection, Maps, Mavuika, Neuvillette, primogems, Quests, Redeemable Codes, Shikanoin Heizou, Simulators, Stand With Mavuika, sunset, Third-Party Tools, Tome of the Eternal Flow, useful links, Version 5.3, vortex vanquisher, Web Event, When the Mists Fade, Wiki, Yaoyao, zhongli

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5361
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Divine Spears Created:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a trip through time but with colors and stuff! Imagine building your own incandescent ode of resurrection while training with Mavuika and standing with Citlali. It’s like a dimensional detective chronicle mixed with a misty storm of surging exercise. Plus, you can summon characters like Neuvillette, Zhongli, and Yaoyao to help you on your crazy adventures. And don’t forget about the daily check-in rewards and redeemable codes for primogems, it’s like free stuff, dude! So come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of shizo craziness and questionable reality. Let’s gooooo!