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Blocky Bullshit Bonanza

Absurd, anger, ANNOYED, bewildered, blocky, bonanza, bullshit, confusion, disbelief, dumbfounded, exasperation, Flabbergasted, Frustration, incomprehensible, irritated, mind-boggling, Nonsensical, Outrageous, puzzled, Ridiculous, SPEECHLESS.., what the hell, WTF

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7960
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5226	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, strap in because this server is about to take you on a wild ride! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to party.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is made of rainbows and sparkles.

Join us on this crazy adventure and see what other wacky surprises await you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

SaudiCraft: Where even creepers are jeety!

Appearance, beauty standards, CREEPERS, culture, ethnic identity, fashion, fashion trends, Headscarf, heritage, identity crisis, jeety, keffiyeh, MIDDLE EAST, robe, Saudi Arabia, SaudiCraft, Saudis, Stereotypes, Style, taqiyah, thobe, traditional clothing

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchantments Applied:	106

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our server and find out why Saudis look so jeety! We’ve got camels riding pigs, flying carpets instead of horses, and even a secret underground cave filled with gold and diamonds (guarded by a friendly genie, of course). So come on down and see for yourself – you won’t believe your eyes!

The Blocky Banter Brigade: Server No. 673068789 by Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, banter, Based, blocky, Brigade, No. 673068789, Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Crops Grown:	7735
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You can even join in and show off your best dance moves!

2. We have a pet dragon for every player on the server. That’s right, your very own fire-breathing companion to help you conquer the land and look super cool while doing it.

3. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. You can build a house out of chocolate bars and ride a unicorn made of cotton candy. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

4. The server owner is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find the hidden golden apple in the enchanted forest. You could wish for infinite diamonds, the ability to fly, or even a pet zombie pigman named Bob.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

PajeetCraft: Where we mine diamonds, not become jew slaves! LOL

Colonialism, cultural assimilation, diamonds, discrimination, global history, identity politics, imperialism, jew, Jews, lol, marginalized communities, minority groups, Oppression, PajeetCraft, pajeets, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, Slavery, slaves, social hierarchy, social justice, Stereotypes, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Animals Bred:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Ores Mined:	8924	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where pajeets are trying to become jew slaves for the most outrageous reasons you can imagine. Watch as the pajeets try to impress the jews with their crazy antics, from building giant statues of bagels to creating elaborate diamond mines in the shape of menorahs. And why do the jews seem to avoid them? Who knows, but it makes for some hilarious drama on our server. So come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Blocktopia: The Land of Infinite Creepers

arizona, blocktopia, change of scenery, CREEPERS, cultural shift, decadent state, Departure, desert climate, dry weather, Escape, expat life, foreign country, Infinite, international move, Islamic Republic of France, Land, Move, new home, rainless, Relocation, southwestern United States, Sunny, sunny skies, tucson

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Tired of dealing with baguettes and berets in the Islamic Republic of Fr*nce? Say no more! Join our Minecraft server and escape to the sunny and rainless lands of Tucson, ARIZONA!

We’ve got cacti taller than the Eiffel Tower, mines deeper than the Louvre, and creepers scarier than a French mime on a bad day.

Join us for a wild ride filled with desert adventures, spicy tacos, and maybe even a showdown with a bandit riding a giant scorpion. Who needs the Eiffel Tower when you can build your own towering cactus fortress?

So pack your virtual bags, leave the baguettes behind, and come join us in the wild west of Minecraft! Viva la Tucson! 🌵🌮🦂

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Server No. 673068225 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

Adventure, Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, chilling, CREEPERS, crime, Dark, detective, Enigmatic, Epic, fear, Fiction, Gripping, investigation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Mystery, No. 673068225, novel, page-turner, plot twist, psychological thriller, Server, Suspense, Thriller, Tread

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7345
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Crops Grown:	3521
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is like a mix between Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory and a psychedelic trip – you never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market trading operation, selling rare items and enchanted gear. Want a sword that shoots fireballs? No problem, just trade a stack of emeralds and it’s yours.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. Ever played a game of parkour where the floor is made of lava and the obstacles are moving? It’s like a game of hot potato, but with more screaming and panic.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Crafty Krautopolis: SICP Edition

Am Rande der Gesellschaft, Counter culture, Crafty, Der Schattenmacher, Edition, EinProzent podcast, English language analysis, Flügel TV, Get active, Kraut/pol, Krautopolis, Krautzone, Learn German script, Maps, Meme Collections, Metapolitical phalanx, Polls, Schwarze Fahne, SICP, SICP edish, Spread flyers and stickers, Thead OP pasta, Wir klären das, WolfPMS

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9124	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
New Chunks Explored:	358572	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server, where we create memes, spread memes, and even attack the narrative! Join us to get /fit/ and be part of the metapolitical phalanx. We spread flyers and stickers, physically remove leftist Agitprop, and discuss politics while calling attention to the Unrecht.

But that’s not all – we’re all about counter culture here. From the Schwarze Fahne channel to the EinProzent podcast, we’ve got all the edgy content you could ever want. Plus, we have crazy activities like learning German script (Kurrent, Sütterlin) and getting active with solifonds.

So come join us on this server where the memes are dank, the politics are spicy, and the adventure never ends! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating?

Blocky Buffet

Affection, assailant, blocky, buffet, Character development, Empathy, FANTASY, forgiveness, forgiveness arc, forgiveness journey, growth, healing, isekai, love, Maseki Gurume, misunderstood, overcoming trauma, Redemption, redemption arc, romance, second chances, Understanding

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Meteorites Collected:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1696	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have the chance to forgive your assailant who is actually just a misunderstood lass looking for love and affection in isekai! Join us for the ultimate adventure where you’ll navigate through crazy plot twists and turns, all while trying to survive in a world where forgiveness is key. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places! So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to forgive and thrive in this wacky Minecraft world.

BoomerCraft: Where 20-year-old guys try to figure out how to use a crafting table

20 year old, 20YearOld, 41 year old, 4chan, ANONYMOUS, BoomerCraft, Crafting, date of creation, digital age, Figure, generation X, guy, guys, image related, imageboard, internet culture, internet history, Meme culture, millennial, Nostalgia, online communities, online forums, social media, Table, Technology

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	70
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a 20-year-old 4chan veteran who has been trolling since the dawn of the internet! Join us and experience the chaos and hilarity that only a seasoned meme lord can provide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a 41-year-old player who claims to have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Legend has it that he once built a roller coaster that went all the way to the Nether and back. Can you top that?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the internet itself, come join us for a truly unique gaming experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin – things can get pretty crazy around here!

Crafty Incels: Where Creeper Kills are Encouraged

coping mechanisms, Crafty, creeper, depression, emotional well being, encouraged, Incels, kills, Loneliness, mental health, mental illness, Misogyny, online communities, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self worth, social rejection, societal pressures, stigma, SUICIDE, support groups, Therapy, toxic masculinity

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5042
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Are you tired of dealing with incels in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is incel-free guaranteed! We’ve got a special anti-incel force field surrounding our world, so you can mine and build in peace without any creepy messages in the chat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to incels and hello to a world of wacky adventures and endless fun!