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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 122 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Void Gems Collected: | 29 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Join us and discover the secret to unlimited “cooming” in Minecraft – some say it’s all thanks to the magical vibrations of the prostate while mining for diamonds! But shh, that’s our little server secret.
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Coombuster” sword, rumored to have the power to make your enemies “coom” in fear. Or team up with fellow players to build a giant statue of a giant cooming creeper – because why not?
So come on over and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so… stimulating?