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Regular Self-Hatred Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	New Chunks Explored:	619888
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of hating yourself and ready to start hating the world instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rage out in a fun and constructive way! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild characters that will make you forget all about your self-hatred. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them laugh. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the hate flow through you!

Loaded by the Stairs Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of unreliable companions in Minecraft? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you! Our virtual girlfriend will always be there for you, waiting patiently by the stairs. She won’t walk out on you, eat your food, or even say a word – she’s the perfect partner! And the best part? She’s always ready to poke, no complaints, just pure dedication. Join our server now and experience the joy of having a virtual girlfriend who will never run off with another player or spout off about something woke. Trust us, she’s the best companion you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Bimbo Fur Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1105
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Mines Excavated:	4153
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Welcome to Cop Bimbos 2.0 Edition, where the only law is looking fabulous while fighting crime! Join us on this wild Minecraft SMP where you can experience the Bimbo Effect in an Atompunk setting.

Ever wanted to marry a bimbo? Well, we have a guide for that! And don’t forget about our Collared Rookie, Cyberpunk bimbo story, and the legendary Bovine Sugar Mama.

Drawfriends are welcome, because female bimbos are the best and futa bimbos are totally OK! So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with bimbos, crime-fighting, and lots of laughs. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a bimbo cop along the way!

Japan Is Better Than Europe Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Void Gems Collected:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where history, language, and culture collide in the most epic way possible! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of ninja warriors from ancient Japan stumbled upon our server and decided to make it their new home. They brought with them their ninja skills, samurai swords, and a whole lot of sushi. Now, our server is filled with secret ninja hideouts, epic battles, and the occasional ninja dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical language school where you can learn to speak Japanese like a pro. Want to impress your friends with your newfound language skills? Join our server and start chatting in Japanese like a boss.

And last but not least, our server is a melting pot of different cultures from around the world. You’ll meet players from all walks of life, from Viking warriors to Egyptian pharaohs to alien astronauts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have when you join our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there. Trust us, Japan is better on our server!

/s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Our players are so competitive and ruthless that the /sp/ board on 4chan is literally on suicide watch because of the intense drama and backstabbing that goes on here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly watching your back, never knowing who will betray you next. Our players have been known to build secret underground bases filled with traps, just waiting to lure in unsuspecting victims.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and creative structures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of justice, rumored to grant its wielder invincibility in battle.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!

Pixel Peen Palace Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	8119
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Farms Harvested:	264
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if a player sees your character’s pixelated private parts, they get a special surprise! That’s right, we call it the “Peek-a-Boo” bonus and it’s guaranteed to make your gaming experience unforgettable. So come join us for some hilarious and unexpected encounters, you never know who might catch a glimpse of your blocky bits next!

No Nut November Minecraft SMP Bitcoin 81k Day 2

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Enchantments Applied:	130	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! On day 2, we had a player who managed to tame a creeper and ride it like a majestic steed through the land. Who else is going strong? Only the bravest and most daring players on our server, that’s who! Join us if you dare, but be warned – the adventures here are not for the faint of heart.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Potions Brewed:	41	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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TOPXR.MCMCMC.NET

Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

Best Seasons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9256
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Emeralds Found:	322
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3833	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Oh honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own secret society and plot against the players, and where the villagers have all become professional dancers.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant squids, participate in llama races across the desert, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep.

And don’t even get me started on the best seasons! Season 3 was all about the Great Potato War, where players fought tooth and nail to control the potato market and become the spud king. Season 7 saw the rise of the Chicken Mafia, led by a rogue chicken named Cluck Norris who demanded tribute in the form of golden carrots.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!