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NukeCraft: Putin’s Ultimatum

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Go to the End, international relations, Military, Nuclear Doctrine, nukecraft, Politics, power, putin, Putins, revise, russia, SECURITY, threatens, Ukraine, Ultimatum, Vows, War, world news

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have putin as our supreme leader and he is threatening to revise the nuclear doctrine if you don’t join! we have epic battles in ukraine where we vow to ‘go to the end’ and conquer all who stand in our way! build your own nuclear bunker and prepare for the ultimate showdown with putin himself! join now or face the wrath of the nuclear doctrine revisionists!

Sandcastle Skyscrapers

Architecture, building materials, cityscape, Concrete, construction, construction industry, Engineering, environmental impact, Glass, high rise buildings, innovative design, materials science, Modern Architecture, sand, Sandcastle, sandcastles, Skyscrapers, structural integrity, Sustainable Design, urban design, urban development

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Void Gems Collected:	34	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

yo, have you ever thought about skyscrapers being like giant sandcastles? well, on our server, we take that idea to a whole new level! imagine building the craziest sandcastle skyscraper you can think of, reaching for the clouds and beyond. join us and let your imagination run wild as you create the most epic sandcastle city ever seen in Minecraft!

but that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of mole people who live beneath the surface of the server. they are always up to some mischief and you never know what they might be plotting next. join us and uncover the mysteries of the mole people, or even join their ranks and become a master digger yourself!

if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every full moon where the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. it’s a sight to behold and you won’t want to miss out on the fun!

so come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who knew that sandcastles could be so much fun?

FloraCraft: Gut Wrenching Adventures

Adventures, Analysis, Bacteria, correlation, death, Disease, findings, FloraCraft, Gut, gut health, health, Illness, INDIVIDUALS, infection, intestinal flora, Medical, microbiology, Microbiome, microbiota, mortality, research, Science, study, wrenching

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	2859
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

So, like, if you don’t wanna end up with a gut full of bad bacteria and dying a horrible death, you should totally join our Minecraft server! We have the most epic adventures and crazy builds that will keep your intestines happy and healthy. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potion in the game that can actually improve your gut flora and make you invincible. So, like, why risk death when you can just play Minecraft instead? Join now and save your gut from doom!

SpudCraft: Where potatoes are the real MVP! Join us for some baked fun on the farm!

age requirement, baked, Bluemap, collaboration, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Economy, Events, Exploration, Farm, Fun, Game Nights, hermitcraft, Join, lightweight server, Minecraft, mvp, Paper 1.21, Potatoes, real, Reset, Server, smp, Spawn, SpudCraft, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

SpudCraft Overview

Features
A trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
An easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command
A simple voice chat mod, just like in HermitCraft!
Purely vanilla with essential datapacks
A 15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons
A kind, mature, and interactive community
Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights
A BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/

FAQ

What is SpudCraft?

SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We’ve developed a small but close-knit group that we aim to expand and grow into a safe, trusting community.

What do we have to offer?

A trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
An easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command
A simple voice chat mod, just like in HermitCraft!
Purely vanilla, excluding essential datapacks such as anti-enderman griefing, multiplayer sleep, solidifying concrete dust in a cauldron, double shulker shells, player and mob head drops, mini head wandering traders, and an AFK display (visible by pressing Tab).
A 15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons (some exceptions may apply)
A kind, mature, and interactive community both in-game and in voice chats
Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights
A BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/

SpudCraft plans to reset once Paper 1.21 is released. We run a lightweight server to update faster! We recommend joining now, getting whitelisted, and introducing yourself to others. That way, when 1.21 comes out, you’ll have a server to play on and enjoy!

What are you waiting for? Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe

TinyButMighty Minecraft Server

anatomy, body image, comparison, Confidence, Insecurity, judgement, male genitalia, Masculinity, micro peen, Minecraft, moms, relationships, self esteem, Server, sexual health, size doesn’t matter, size shaming, societal pressure, Sons, Stereotypes, stigma, TinyButMighty, worrying

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	185	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where size doesn’t matter…unless we’re talking about the size of your diamond castle, then it definitely matters! While moms are worrying about their sons having a micro peen, we’re here building epic structures and battling mobs like true warriors.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic loot, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Who needs a big sword when you have a big imagination? So come on, join our server and show off your building skills…and maybe even your micro peen, we won’t judge!

MineGig – Minecraft Server

Absolution, alhaitham, Bennett, character builds, clorinde, Daily check-in rewards, Everyday Correspondence, friendlist, genshin impact, Heartfelt Doodlings, Light of Foliar Incision, Maps, Minecraft, MineGig, Record of Reflective Writing, Redeemable Codes, Server, Sethos, SIGEWINNE, Simulators, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, useful links, Wiki

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4739
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough that you’ve been searching for!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve been sucked into the blocky universe of Minecraft.

We have more surprises than a chest full of enchanted gear, with events that will make you say “Enderman who?” Our current character banner features Clorinde, Alhaitham, Sethos, Bennett, and Thoma – the dream team that will take your gameplay to the next level.

And don’t even get us started on our weapon banner, featuring Absolution and Light of Foliar Incision – the weapons of choice for slaying dragons and conquering dungeons.

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are more rewarding than finding a hidden stronghold, and redeemable codes that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a Creeper, then you might want to steer clear.

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, BlockBuddies, Boundaries, Colleague, Communication, Confrontation, FLIRTING, Insecurity, Jealousy, Minecraft, partner dynamics, personal space, professional behavior, relationship, Respect, Server, social cues, social dynamics, social events, social interactions, team dynamics, work environment, work relationships

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Farms Harvested:	267

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Well, look no further than our server! Join now and escape the real world craziness with some virtual fun.

Our server is like a small team of around 6 people, but with way more exciting adventures. One of our members is always complaining about their in-game girlfriend, so you know there’s never a dull moment.

We recently had a team member leave, so we’re throwing a virtual party with drinks (of the pixelated variety, of course). Bring your in-game partner and join the fun – just watch out for any jealous NPCs trying to steal your virtual love interest!

And if anyone gets too clingy in the game, don’t worry – our moderators are always ready to step in and keep the peace. So come join us and let loose in a world where the only drama is whether to mine for diamonds or build a castle. See you in the game!

NoBraNoProblemsMC

backyard gatherings, body positivity, braless, church attire, clothing preferences, coffee meetups, comfortable clothing, fitting shirts, gardening chores, mom’s friends, nipple shape, no bra compromise, NoBraNoProblemsMC, not wearing a bra, painting house, public places, Self-expression, small breasts, special occasions, walk/hike outfit

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Towns Built:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can let it all hang loose? Look no further! Join our server for a bra-free gaming experience like no other.

We don’t believe in restricting your freedom, just like we don’t believe in bras. Embrace your natural self and join us for epic adventures in the world of Minecraft.

Our server is filled with friendly players who support your choice to go braless. We even have special events where we celebrate the freedom of not wearing a bra – because who needs one in a virtual world anyway?

So come join us and let your pixels bounce freely as you explore, build, and conquer in the most liberating Minecraft server out there. Who needs a bra when you’ve got blocks to break and mobs to defeat? Let’s game on, braless warriors!

NukeCraft Server: US vs China

arms control, arms race, bilateral talks, China, Diplomacy, global security, informal talks, international relations, non-proliferation, nuclear agreements, nuclear capabilities, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear disarmament, nuclear policy, nuclear proliferation, nuclear strategy, nuclear talks, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Server, strategic stability, U.S

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1075
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Dragons Tamed:	7	Runes Activated:	6

haha u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, U.S. and China are having a nuclear talk but we be like, who cares about that when u can join our server and blow stuff up in a virtual world instead! like, imagine if the U.S. and China settled their differences by playing minecraft together, that would be so epic, right?! so come join us and be part of the most explosive server ever! BOOM!

CraftyScamKing: $100M Hustler

100 million, 100m, Businessman, CraftyScamKing, crime, criminal activity, Deception, financial fraud, fraud, Homicide, hustler, illegal activities, investigation, Justice, Killed, law enforcement, money laundering, Records, scandal, Toronto, Tragedy, triple shooting, Victims

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

come join our minecraft server where we have so much money you’ll think you’re a businessman in toronto! we have triple the fun with shooting games and fraud activities that will make you feel like a millionaire. with at least $100-million in prizes, you’ll be rolling in virtual dough. join now and become the ultimate scammer in the minecraft world!