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TaxesCraft – Where every block mined is a tax deduction! Join now for insane fun & savings! #MinecraftServer #TaxTime

Account.., BLOCK, compensation, deduction, DEPOSITED, Disappointment, earnings, employment, finances, Financial, firstoids, Frustration, Fun, income, INSANE, job satisfaction, Join, Minecraftserver, Mined, MONEY, promised, raise, REWARD, salary, savings, Tax, TAXES, TaxesCraft, TaxTime, thirdie, work

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1854	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Are you tired of being a “thirdie” in the real world, always getting the short end of the stick? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where everyone is equal (except for the creepers, they’re just misunderstood).

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams! Forget about measly raises and rewards, on our server, you’ll be swimming in virtual diamonds and gold.

But be warned, firstoids beware! We welcome all thirdies with open arms, ready to show the world that being last can sometimes be the best. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the true power of being a thirdie in Minecraft!

EdibleFreakOutCraft

18-20, blow up, Discord, Drama, EdibleFreakOutCraft, Edibles, Fake, Feedback, Felony.., Friends, Group Chat, invite, moral issues, Party, refusing, Ride, selfish, transparency, underage, uninvited

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with edibles, fake friends, and party shenanigans. Just like the OP, you might find yourself in a sticky situation where your ride to the party suddenly disappears because you refused to bring free edibles for everyone. But don’t worry, we have plenty of drama and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Who needs free edibles when you have all this excitement?

ThumbsUpCraft

Abilities, actions, awkward, body parts, clumsy, Communication, coordination, dexterity, Expressions, Gestures, Hands, IDIOMS, intricate, Language, movements, people, phrases, Saying, Skills, THUMBS, ThumbsUpCraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

LOL this server is so epic, you gotta join cuz we got thumbs!!! like, who needs thumbs in Minecraft, right? but we got ’em and they make everything so much more FUN!

imagine building a house with your thumbs, it’s like building a mansion in seconds cuz thumbs are OP on this server.

oh and get this, our server is run by a group of thumb warriors who protect us from evil mobs with their thumb powers. they shoot thumb lasers and crush enemies with their mighty thumbs. it’s insane!

so come join us on this thumb-tastic server and experience Minecraft like never before. thumbs up for fun!

RatDevalKetMC

adolescence, Adulthood, amphetamine, Department, DEVALUATION, impairment, Kansas State University, ketamine, Neither, Psychological Sciences, RatDevalKetMC, Rats, study, Sub-Anesthetic, Tested, Treatment

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Towns Built:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server out there, then this is the place for you! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret.

According to a totally legit study from some fancy university, it turns out that neither amphetamine nor sub-anesthetic ketamine treatment during adolescence impairs devaluation in rats tested during adulthood. And you know what that means? It means our Minecraft server is rat-approved! That’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even rodents are giving it two paws up.

So, if you wanna be part of a server that’s not only fun but also scientifically proven to be rat-friendly, then hop on board! Who knows, maybe you’ll even make some rodent friends along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

Welcome to The Most Average Minecraft Server Around, PlaceMC 1.20.2 SMP

1.20.2, apply, Average, Chill, Community, Discord, Friendly, gameplay, Ip:, LGBTQ, Minecraft, multiplayer, PlaceMC, Play, Plugins, Server, smp, Structures, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Emeralds Found:	8924

PlaceMC Overview

Version	1.20.2
Server Type	Survival multiplayer
Unique Features	Custom plugins, unique structures, LGBTQ+ friendly community
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/JpkaB82UxA
Server IP	placemc.my.pebble.host (Whitelisted, join Discord to apply)

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server open to everyone?	No, the server is whitelisted. You need to join the Discord server to apply.
What makes PlaceMC unique?	PlaceMC has custom plugins and structures created by the community.
Is the community LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, PlaceMC prides itself on being an inclusive and welcoming community.

WagieCraft Minecraft Server

anti-capitalism, capitalism, conformity, consumer culture, consumerism, Exploitation, fireworks, Labor, materialism, Minecraft, Pets, protest, protest culture, Rebellion, resistance, Server, slave job cycle, society, wage labor, wage slavery, wagie, WagieCraft, work

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	8576
Animals Bred:	100	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old fireworks on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a wagie slave job cycle that is absolutely necessary for you to consume and simp for our pets! Who needs flashy fireworks when you can be working tirelessly for the benefit of our adorable virtual companions? Join us now for a truly unique and ridiculous gaming experience!

MullyCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, Australia, bucket list, Byron Bay, comfort zone, Exploration, Hidden Gem, homebody, Hometown, local tourism, Minecraft, Mullumbimby, MullyCraft, never left, new experiences, Northern Rivers, Off the beaten path, Rural life, Server, small town, staycation, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2602
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7077
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll never want to leave (just like someone who has never left Mullumbimby). Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they’ll be in for a wild ride.

We have secret underground caves filled with diamonds, but watch out for the zombie disco party that happens every night. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary llama rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the longest without falling off.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs to leave Mullumbimby when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, creepycraft, eerie, eerie encounter, Experience, Ghostly, goosebumps, hair-raising, Haunting, Minecraft, Paranormal, Scary, Server, spine-tingling., spooky, strange, Supernatural, Terrifying, unexplained, unsettling

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Villages Defended:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Have you ever been mining in Minecraft and suddenly felt like someone was watching you? Well, on our server, that feeling is just the beginning of the fun! Join us for a chance to encounter the spookiest mobs, like zombie villagers doing the Thriller dance and skeletons wearing top hats. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary haunted mansion where the ghosts throw a never-ending party. So come join us if you dare, and see if you can survive the creepiest Minecraft experience of your life!

CheaterCraft: Revenge Time!

anger, BETRAYAL, CheaterCraft, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, counseling, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, Infidelity, long-term consequences, loyalty, moving on, Rebuilding trust., relationship problems, Revenge, second chances, Therapy, Time, trust issues

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Are you tired of dealing with cheaters in your relationships? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and take out all your cheating frustrations in a virtual world where anything is possible. Build a giant statue of your ex-partner and blow it up with TNT, or create a maze filled with traps to trap any potential cheaters. The possibilities are endless on our server, where revenge is best served blocky. Join now and let the cathartic healing begin!

TankBlast Minecraft Server

armour-piercing, arms deal, bilateral relations, cooperation, Defense, defense equipment, defense industry, India, international diplomacy, Manufacturing, Military, military cooperation, Minecraft, Partnership, pm modi, russia, Server, strategic alliance, tank rounds, TankBlast, technology transfer, Visit, weapons production

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	1082	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can craft ur own armour-piercing tank rounds like wtf that’s so insane u gotta join just to see it in action. our server is so lit that even PM Modi wants to visit it, like damn we must be doing something right. join now and be a part of the tank round revolution, who knows maybe u’ll even get to meet Putin while ur at it lol. come on, what are u waiting for? tanks await u in this epic minecraft adventure!

CannibalCraft: Eat Yourself to Death!

BIZARRE, cannibal, CannibalCraft, dangerous behavior, dark humor, death, Disturbing, Eat, extreme actions, fatal consequences, Macabre, mental health, Morbid, psychological issues, self destruction, self harm, self-cannibalism, self-destructive tendencies, suicidal, Twisted, twisted humor

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Secret Passages Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the macarena. we have a secret underground disco party with skeletons as the djs and creepers as the bouncers.

if you join now, you might just stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while eating a taco made of diamonds.

our server is so lit that even a suicidal cannibal could technically eat themself to death. but don’t worry, we have a team of magical unicorns ready to revive you with rainbow sparkles and glitter bombs.

so come join the fun and chaos on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).