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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 8612 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 5755 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!