🍆💦first words that cum to your Minecraft Servers

CraftyNakedPeanutTheatre

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join our epic minecraft server and experience the chaos of mispronounced words and generational trauma! why say naked when you can say nekkid? why say peanut when you can say peenut? why say theatre when you can say theeyayter?

come join us for a wild ride of linguistic confusion and family drama! build your own nekkid statue, plant peenuts in your garden, and perform a play at the theeyayter with your friends!

don’t miss out on the hilarity and insanity that awaits you on our server. join now and let the mispronunciations and trauma begin!

TornadoCraft2020NashVibe

community resilience, Disaster Recovery, disaster response, emergency preparedness, gender, gender differences, Gender Roles, March 2020 tornado, mental health, Nashville, natural disasters, post-tornado distress, psychological impact, tennessee, tornado aftermath, tornado damage, tornado exposure, tornado research, tornado survivors, TornadoCraft2020NashVibe, Trauma, weather phenomena

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LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA SURVIVE A TORNADO IN MINECRAFT! WE GOT DA CRAZIEST TORNADOES DAT WILL BLOW U AWAY, LITERALLY! U CAN EXPERIENCE DA THRILL OF BEING CAUGHT IN A TORNADO AND TRY TO SURVIVE LIKE A BOSS.

ALSO, AFTER DA TORNADO, U CAN FEEL DA POST-TORNADO DISTRESS AND SEE IF U CAN REBUILD UR MINECRAFT HOUSE LIKE A PRO. AND GENDER? YEAH, WE GOT GENDER IN MINECRAFT NOW, SO U CAN CHOOSE IF U WANNA BE A MALE OR FEMALE CHARACTER.

JOIN DIS SERVER NOW FOR DA WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE EVER! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT, UNLESS U GET CAUGHT IN A TORNADO AND DIE, BUT DAT’S PART OF DA FUN, RIGHT? LOL!

The Nerd Herd

Community, Discord, family run, Friendly, Jobs, MCMMO, Minecraft, Plugins, Server, Stream, The Nerd Herd, Towny

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The Nerd Herd is a small family run server that we stream and play on, With an expanding community and a friendly discord, Come and give us a try

Plugins include – Towny – Jobs – McMMO

play.theyetinet.com

Bucketry Minecraft: Where mining and fishing are more fun than doing your taxes!

Bucketry, Community, Creative, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Fishing, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, Mining, Modded minecraft, Pixelmon, Prisons, PvP, PVP Events, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, TAXES, Vanilla

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Bucketry Minecraft Server

IP Address (JAVA)	mc.bucketry.net
IP Address (Bedrock)	mc.bucketry.net:19132
Discord	Join Discord

Welcome to Bucketry Minecraft, where your ultimate Minecraft adventure begins!

Overview:

Progression System: Rise through the ranks, conquer challenges, and become a legendary player in our immersive universe.
Shops Galore: Build your empire with a variety of server and player shops, where treasures and riches await.
Jobs & Skills: Take on exciting jobs and hone your skills to stand out in the survival world.
Custom Spawners: Create your unique creature kingdom with custom spawners, shaping a realm like no other.
Enchantments Galore: Unlock over 200 advanced enchantments to craft legendary items.
Envoy Crates & Voting Crates: Open crates filled with surprises and rewards.
Custom Claiming: Protect your territory with our custom claiming system.

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can connect using the IP: mc.bucketry.net for Java and mc.bucketry.net:19132 for Bedrock.
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join our Discord server by clicking on the provided link.
What special features does the server have?	The server offers a unique progression system, custom spawners, advanced enchantments, and more!
Are there rewards for voting?	Yes, voting grants you access to voting crates filled with rewards.
Can I protect my territory?	Yes, you can use the custom claiming system to protect your land.

Ark Ascended Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting wrecked by dinos in Ark Survival Ascended? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from those prehistoric nightmares! Join us and experience a world where the only thing you have to worry about is the occasional creeper sneaking up on you.

Our server is so lit that even the most hardcore /v/ gamers have ditched their dinos for some good old blocky fun. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like the ability to ride pigs into battle or summon a squad of dancing llamas to protect you from enemies.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” event? It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that will have you screaming with joy (or terror, we won’t judge).

So come on, leave those pesky dinos behind and join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs ascended survival when you can have epic block-building adventures with us?

LegoMarioCraft SMP – The Blocky Adventure

Adventure, blocky, lego, lego building set, lego characters, lego collection, lego gaming experience, lego interactive toy, lego mario, lego playset, lego set, lego super mario, lego theme, lego toy, lego video game, lego world, lego yoshi, LegoMarioCraft, Mario, new gimmicky, set, smp, super mario world, Yoshi

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can ride Yoshi through the Mushroom Kingdom and stomp on Goombas just like in the new gimmicky Lego Mario set!

But that’s not all – we have secret warp pipes that lead to diamond-filled caves, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a hidden disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CreeperSisterDrama

Cancer, chemotherapy, compassion, CreeperSisterDrama, Cultural, Diagnosis, emotional, family, hair loss, Hospital, Illness, Pacific Islander, Resentment, sacrifice, sibling, Struggle, Support, surgery, tradition, Understanding, White

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is real and the hair is long! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, medical emergencies, and hair-raising decisions!

Are you ready to experience the thrill of being asked to shave your butt-length hair for a wig? Only on our server will you find such outrageous requests from family members in need. Will you choose to uphold tradition or defy expectations? The choice is yours, but the consequences are hilarious!

Embark on a journey with us as we navigate through hospital visits, chemotherapy treatments, and sibling squabbles. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and heartache? But don’t worry, we’ll also throw in some laughs and fun to lighten the mood.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have family members asking you to shave your hair for a wig? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, and you won’t want to miss out!

RoadRageGamer Minecraft SMP

aggressive driving, cutting people off, distracted driving, driving under the influence, honking excessively, Minecraft, not checking blind spots, not following traffic laws, not merging properly, not paying attention, not using headlights, not using turn signals, not yielding, reckless driving, road rage, RoadRageGamer, running red lights, slow drivers in the fast lane, smp, Speeding, tailgating, texting while driving, weaving in and out of traffic

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Are you tired of getting cut off by creepers on the road? Sick of getting stuck behind a slow-moving zombie pigman caravan? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic you’ll encounter is a herd of sheep crossing the road. Plus, our Enderman traffic controllers are always on point, making sure you never have to deal with any road rage-inducing mobs. So come join us and experience a traffic-free paradise like no other!

BlockCraft: More Addictive Than Drugs

addiction, addiction counseling, addiction education, addiction intervention, addiction prevention, addiction recovery, addiction rehabilitation, addiction support, addiction therapy, addiction treatment, Addictive, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, blockcraft, coping mechanisms, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependency, Drugs, mental health, substance abuse

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so addictive, it’s been known to make players forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom. Rumor has it that one player built an entire castle using only their toes because they couldn’t tear themselves away from the game.

But that’s not all! Our server has the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, you’ll never know what crazy creature you’ll come across next.

And if you’re feeling brave, try your hand at our custom-built parkour courses that have left even the most skilled players pulling their hair out in frustration. But hey, at least it’s good exercise for your fingers, right?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you can resist the addictive pull of our virtual world. Just remember to set an alarm for when it’s time to log off – we wouldn’t want you to forget to pick up your grandma from the airport because you were too busy mining diamonds.

RichCraft Minecraft Server

discussion, economic inequality, Economy, finance, financial regulation, fiscal policy, G20, Global cooperation, global tax, Government, International, Meeting, Minecraft, MINISTERS, policy, RichCraft, Rio de Janeiro, Server, summit, super rich, Taxation, wealth, wealthy individuals

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LOLZ JOIN dis MINECRAFT SERVER where finance ministers of the G20 gather in Rio de Janeiro to discuss a global tax on the super-rich! 😂🤑🌎

we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha cha slide, it’s a party up in here! 💃🐷

build your own mansion made of diamonds and gold, because why not?! 💎💰

we even got a secret underground lair where you can plot world domination with your fellow players! 🌍🦹‍♂️

so come on down and join the fun, because where else can you see a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle? 🎩💣

JOIN NOW and let’s make Minecraft great again! 🚀🎮

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	1023
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ores Mined:	1261	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Void Gems Collected:	38	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6433
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Insane first words that cum to your Minecraft Servers

CraftyNakedPeanutTheatre

Stats November 22, 2024

TornadoCraft2020NashVibe

Stats November 22, 2024

The Nerd Herd

Stats November 22, 2024

Bucketry Minecraft: Where mining and fishing are more fun than doing your taxes!

Stats November 22, 2024

Bucketry Minecraft Server

Overview:

FAQs:

Ark Ascended Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

LegoMarioCraft SMP – The Blocky Adventure

Stats November 22, 2024

CreeperSisterDrama

Stats November 22, 2024

RoadRageGamer Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

BlockCraft: More Addictive Than Drugs

Stats November 22, 2024

RichCraft Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9110
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Potions Brewed:	46	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	1995	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mines Excavated:	3805	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Farms Harvested:	888
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Reality Warps Survived:	1